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Show r THE PROVO POST Your Boy's Suit m . DANCING COURSE TO . VaIul,inHw welZn a We ffer you a most unusual "J?0! suits at a remarkably from Kmht Woolen Mills cloth reSlar men s dt New TUESDAY, SEPTEMBER 12, 1922 CREW OF BECALMED BE TAUGHT SHIP BY PROFESSIONAL PIGSKIN ARTISTS STARVES TO SCHOOL OF; .DANCING PREPARING FOR BIG SAVE LIFE OF BABY SEASON AT T : I I ' Conducted by Lenora Wallace, the clever teacher MEN VIRTUALLY FOODLESS FOR Peaches and pig skins are in com- of dancing who has been employed by 11 DAYS IN OCEAN; CREW . petition this week. The peaches dethe American National Masters of FACED DEATH. l0W6St mand picking and the pigskins would Price- thiswefk? All Dancing at their normal school held n saIe s!zesU7tol6e 'ery during the last two weeks at Salt Plight of Schooner Stranded 43 Days that they could be kicked. So says Lake City, has consented to come to in Pacific Discovered by Motor Coach Alvin Twitchell of the Brigham Provo to give a course of dancing Lacked Strength to Lift Ship; football The! Young University squad. lessons from September 14 until SepLife Saving Rations Aboard. SPECIAL new coach is desirous of having his of Los Angeles tember 27. Mrs. Wallace bears the distinction of being one of the best A tale of the sea, a becalmed ship, gridiron applicants get to work train-- ! teachers of the terpsichorean art in (ft. starving crew and mother with a ing for the heavy, schedule of inter- Member of A. N. M. A. .America. She specializes in social fjiewborn to preserve whose life collegiate games to be the played by and fancy stage dancing, but is also everyone babe, else sacrificed 27 September 14 Until an expert in many of the other fthrilled the waterfront of Sanrations, Y.this fall; but he is also concerned See Them in Our Window cisco upon the arrival of the motor- - about the peach crop, and he not only Hall Mrs. Wallace will hold her classes ship Annie Johnson, with news of the advi&ed some of his proteges to drop i at the Armory four periods daily n Francisco schooner William H. the ball for the. fruit, but he also ing the two weeks. The first period Smith. donqed overalls instead of the footwill take place at 3 p. m. and will 3 P.M. Children's Clog' The schooner was becalmed in the ball armor and betook himself to the deal with clever clog dancing and Pacific for forty-thre- e and was fields to offer his services to the undays similar steps for children. The sec- discovered on August 14, when Cap- lucky farmer. $5.00 course ond period between 4 p. m. and 5 p. tain Murray, of the Johnson, reCoach Twitchell announces that he m. will be devoted to teaching chil- sponded to her signals of distress and will train all those who can possibly 4 P. M. dren social Social In the dancing. get free for training at the Timpano-go- s provided her with supplies. 50 North University Ave. at 7 oclock Mrs. Wallace willevening teach FOODLESS ELEVEN DAYS. field beginning Wednesday af$5.00 course A fancy stage dancing, clog dancing, condition was found ternoon at 3 p. m. He does not exbuck and wing dancing and eccentric aboardpitiable the schooner. The crew of pect a hundred men in uniform, but dancing; while between 8 p. m. and seven men had been eleven days al- the few that are able to be out will 7 P. M. Adults Clog CAN IT. BE TRUE? 9:30 p. m. the latest and cleverest so- most without food except the copra be drilled in the fundamentals of the CAUSE OF TROUBLE. cial dance creations will be taught. so that they in turn may help with which the schooner was loaded. 12.00 course The prices for the class work which They were physically unable to hoist game The late Henry Watterson, said Thomas A. Edison in a recent in- new recruits when they begin to the Mrs. j has to Wallace teach over of for the emergency supply rations terview talked about the many n agreed arrive next Monday. editor, was a partisian, but a are as low exside. the 8 The exceptionally compared fair partisian. He once told me a with those she till 9:30 P. M. ships Brigham Young University Social vantages about being deaf. In the cabin Mrs. Nels P. Jensen, pects an influx of good athletic matecharges elsewhere, but For instance, he said, a motor- - good story on this head, she was induced to come to Provoto wife of the master, was attempting rial the coming week. Freshmen will $10.00 course He said that two men sat side enjoy a short period in the Switzer-trai- n to nurse her baby, whose cries rap- not be permitted ist huYried into a country drug store to play regular varsland of America and with no purpose idly were growing weaker. The ity ball according to the rules of the the other day and asked if he was b3LsLde ln the smoker of a of devoting her time to money-ma- k favored LEARN TO DANCE CLEVER STEPS mother, by captain locky Mountain conference, but an although ontte ht road for the Brandy- ing. Her principal aim is to pay ex-- : and crew in the matter of available attempt will be made to run off a ne penses and to get a rest. (food, could not supply sufficient full schedule of freshman games with thenf broke ouV: bUt 'Brandy, yea sa.d .he druggist. other conference institutions. The This here administration is the "''"f JwJ?? hadeaT can see youre problem of a freshman coach is upworst the country has ever saw. in the minds of the athletic TRUE TO LIFE. permost PLACE FOR EVERYTHING. And h.Llar. thieves, murderers! I tell you, greatest patronage.! In this class Mrs. it says, was 8F to show signs authorities at the school. It is likely' beginning ' rink lat-Jwas: Wallace to if to teach the ffi expects mister, when take came you the heads the motorship very that Physical Director t Roberts will insanity nut nf n hip- hio 3 Elinor-Glylabeled, of this administration and put them, the daring novelist, W. S. Stone head o the Brother-oo- d dancing steps in. such a manner to the rescue. , be compelled to take up coaching v Inerarhna d to cleaning out our sewers, and if atlthat they can be danced with easel For 116 days no word had been again said at a luncheon in Coronado: of Locomotive Engineers, said to in order the freshman solve, I don twant that, the motorist the same time The good scenario writer must in an and enjoyment, ccording to her past heard .from tlfte f unfortunate vessel problem. took same the you address in Chiprotested. I want to know if this is number of sewer cleaners and put experience she feels justified in guar- and she had been given up" for losL asked by a Post reporter as have a powerful imagination, and he cago: Whep the best- road to the Brandy 'them to A glib answer doesnt the government, anteeing that every student will be With favorably winds, 'it is expected to what men he expects to use in must yield himself up to his imaginaThe best brandy? You bet its why, the runnnig never able to learn thoroughly the social she will be in port soon. ; it. tion, a would a man ds right. A necessarily be betraying durn prove country Mountain conference this man in a tte Rocky the best interrupted the druggist. sight better off, only wed all be kill- dance favorites taught at the school. Yes. he be must like little the cafeteria was arguing about cheap year, Mr. Twitched said that he was No, no! The Bradny-wine- ! o was ed off with girl who fever and smallplaying EVERYONE CROOKED.y .i, uncertain. Many of the men he ex- Cats. religion, and in the heat of argud yelled the motorist. I want to get to pox because typhoid As she down the sewers wasnt cleanthe ment to to his fist down, splash, school return The have been chauffeur of Prince pected mi i of a medical college Hirohito, the Brandy street one day she nearly upset an right inbrought ed out proper. The professor to the middle as of his soup plate, take of committed harakiri up compelled regent positions Japan, Thank you, said the druggist. At the end of this strange ha- recently because of a tire puncture was to give a talk to soune students. teachers in schools, and he prefers old woman, but she kept right on spattering soup over everybody. I dont care if I do. as If nothing hdd hapthe second man smiled and while his royal master was riding in He arrived rather late qnd began to not mentioning any- - details until the The owner of the cafeteria rushAnd with a gratified smile he rangue ' nodded. as he entered the classroom. pened. ed talk Hara-kifew over. are his up. first machine. a is method practices poured a second stiff drink out of When you bump into anone, I tbave dissected a frog and;! will Friend, he said; I wasnt able of suicide sometimes practiced in' Paul Packard was over the old Say, he yelled, you ought to Captain the blue china jar for himself. thle1 woman scolded, dont you be ashamed to land a postmasteship, either. now difof the of yourself! Suppose functions from explain when and said any happening which in Springville Japan yesterday know you ought to stop and apolo- you did such a thing fraifd. ferent he organs, as that at the be will he that here inconveniences this of the every any way any day JUST A LITTLE L. h3 undfd a package and jyeek for practice and that he is con- gize? MODERN TEMPO. what Blackstone, would, imperial family, is caused by the per- outThereupon they say to What said the little girl. Do you? came two sagdwfches and a piece fident that the B. Y .U. will make a son in control of that portion of the A deaf ma was being married and an you think express train ever stops Charlie had learned to sing sev- royal entourage in which it occurs. of.ca'e. What would they say to me? showing in football this fall, which and the clergyman asked the usual ques-tio- eral little songs, and his grandpa alapologizes? the will make conference the institutions religious arguer asked, and he Do you take;this woman for ways played the piano while he sang Divers have disclosed a Spanish sit up and take notice. Packard will a loud laugh. gives stathey'd Peddlers outside the subway your lawful wedded wife? them. Armada galleoW under 10 feet of be remembered as the fighting little At an Episcopalian convention in say, of course, if you Why, to do want in tions Manhattan and the Eh? said the deaf man. Bronx, muVl in 60 feet of water in Tobera report of a social such a thing as that, go to a cheap One evening there was company. of Chicago last freshman recently, years D,o you take this woman for your and after a while Charlie was asked Brooklyn recently 0 rove a thriving mory bay, Scotland. A cafeterria. The treasure team, and the white demon who and economic life said in part: lawful wife? this time a bit louder. to sing his songs. Grandpa played tj:afflc n German pieces consists of richly engraved silver distinguished in fundamental and the in himself the Ys change spirit The groom seemed to get angry. as softly as he could so the small about the sai?e in. Slze an,d aPpear-boy- s plate of Elizabethan design, bronze state of our social and industrial Members of the It&lian Chamber last basketball working championship ance as an nickel. Oh, I don't know," he said. American ' t She They bells and other valuables. voice would be heard above the The is necessary to restore. the world of Deputies will not be permitted to .life spring. so 500 seen sold them at awful. Ive wuss than piano. for $1. The coins greater part of the galleon is still ihlnt The funda- t arry their guns during sessions but Jo peace and order. w.fk subway sates the same as a buried.her that didnt have near as much They got to the middle of the 'niclce1, can be mental effected The has made only fcnust deposit them outside in lockers, change airplane possible money. 'song, when the youngster stopped 5 oclock of by accepting on the basis of all our specially in the Paris at delivery designed for the purpose, a The posf offf ce says the average mail posted in London at singing and yelled out, Hey, grandin the cloakroom. 11 relation the principle of Tlfe .new ruling - man gets nearly Lonin 112 a letter Not if newspaper Every Sunday year. more IN SEARCH OF TRUTH. oclock. Mail posted in the ordinary in service for tlie common good grew out of tWethreat of a F,ascista gas! pa, give her he pays his bill. don is owned by a peer. Avay would require two or three days in place of unrestricted to draw his revolover agains-competion deputy in transit. a Communist deputy. for private or sectional good. PLAYING A LONG SHOT. The father, a lawyer, was busily engaged writing at his desk when So yoii want a guide, eh? The, "his young' son entered the room. child a silence the moments After (owner of Mountain View Inn pointed How old is Santa Clause, to a villainous fellow who was leansaid: father? ing against the door. That there is a doggone good I dont know, was the answer. A few moments later the boy tried Asuide. Ive got three of em and that Did the stork bring me tttan out there chopping wood is anagain. here? other one. g Do you mean the I dont know. Silence prevailed for several min- fellows with the red hair and bowie MONDAY, OCTOBER 2 utes when the third question came, knife? thats him the other Do cannibals eat people? Yep, Race No. ... Purse $400.00 I dont know! fairly roared the guide is cleaning his rifle, upstairs. 1 2 :28 Trot or Pace one up400.00 thats the take .. Purse Ill Well, 2:30 Trot exasperated father. traveler. the 125.00 Purse small son, signed the said stairs, . 4 Run father, Say, Furlong .. Purse 125.00 - .... Run Mile 8 curiously, who made you a lawyer, Our only regret is that we have Purse 150.00 Miles Mens Relay Race, .anyhow? but one vacation to spend in our TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3 TRY A POST WANT-Acountry. 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PROFIT BY OUR EXPERIENCE ,"w Provo Photo Supply & Music Company 77-8- 3 North University Ave. Phone 444 Purse Purse 5 4 21 22 23 24 25 OCTOBER - Trot or Pace 2:18 Trot 8 Purse Purse Purse $400.00 400.00 125.00 125.00 150.00 Purse Purse $409.00 400.00 125.00 125.00 150.00 Purse Purse 6 2 :24 5-- Purse Mile Run Furlong Run Men's Relay Race, 4V 1 Y Purse Purse Mile OCTOBER 400.00 125.00 125.00 150.00 Purse Purse 5-- 26 27 28 29 30 Is a Wise Teacher Purse $400.00 5-- SATURDAY, Experience 4 WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2;25 Trot or Pace Trot 2:25 414 Furlong Rim 8 Mile Run Mens Relay Race IV2 Mile FRIDAY, 125.00 150.00 Purse - . 7 Trot or Pace, Hobbles Barred 2:16 Trot or Pace 4 Furlong- - Run Run Mile 8 Mens Relay Race - 5-- 1 - 'OUR printing matter frequently is an index to - the character of your business-- Particularly does it apply to the stationery you use as iwelllas other printed matter. We, as specialists in this sort of work, take pride in every job turned out by our plant. Were equipped to handle anything you wish from a postcard and up. And with quality workmanship you arej given every assurance of superb service and prompt delivery. . Mile CONDITIONS Three heat plan. Money divided 50 25 15 10 per cent. Less which shall be awarded to the horse standing best in the summary. Money divided in 2 year old 50 25 15 10. No entrance fee to horses that start and no deductions. Two horses from the same stable may be entered in the same race no but only one can start. One horse may be entered in two races. If benamed the to be Horses one entrance. day for held start is made 3 fore, by 1 :00 P. M. If no start is made one horse will be held for per cent of purse. Trotters will be allowed 3 seconds in mixed races. jules American Trotting Association, of which we are members, shall govern except as otherwise noted. Usual weather conditions. Entries close September 10, 1922. running races International Fair and Racing Rules to govern in all same stable can the one from horse noted. otherwise Only as except start in 4he same race. Over night entries. Money divided 603010. mile. Pendleton rules to govern Relay Races. Change every 10. 30 Money divided 60 vVe follow the Colorado and Montana State Fairs. Good track, good conditions and good treatment. Records 1922 no Is 2 best in 3 heats. 10 per cent of purse, bar. . i ; PROVO POST PRESS ESS |