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Show School 17 The long gray line at Dixie' College Board Continued from Page 12 that process. SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY DECEMBER 19,2001 - The issue began in the Kane School system when Baker brought the question to the schools principals asking him to stop the reading in schools. The principal denied the request Superintendent Johnson heard Bakers appeal and information from the principal and upheld the principals decision. Johnson stood on the grounds that the Harry Potter books are not religion, theyre literature. Just because witchcraft is mentioned in the books doesnt mean its teaching it to children. Witchcraft is not a religion in the books. Bakers purpose at the meeting was to ask die board to reverse Johnsons decision. By Clint Rodney Rebel Nielsen , Director of Dixie State College East Royce Gillespie came up to me just a few minutes ago and asked, How tall does a woman have to be to have ugly children? I dont have a clue, I replied. Well, says Mr. Twiddle Dum, I dont know either but its apparently your mothers height. I dont have the faintest idea what he was talking about. me about a federal grant. If youre desirous of obtaining an associate degree, come in and lets discuss it. If you just want to cuss someone, Kims in the cubicle next to mine. Cuss her all you want. Last call for classes fer I chuck a little ball with his brothers, it to the hawgs! Ceramics, computers, intermeDoug, Whitey and Sheiin. He said to me, Chick, unlike most diate algebra, beginning writof the old Dixieites, you havent ing, creative writing, graphic changed a bit over the years. I arts, oral communications, ecofelt higher than an old prospec- nomics, American civilization, tor on peyote buttons. Then the humanities, and physics. Everyone of these little beaufastbreak,Youre still aferk, just like always. Gee, thanks, ties is required or fills a group Coach. I was afraid you wouldnt on the way to an associate denotice. gree. Time remaining to regis62 or come in ter for spring semester is fast If youre older, as and see me about some almost becoming as free classes. If youre 'finan- Royce Gillepies I.Q. What is cially pressed, come in and see there about the word Now!you versed (Italian for foot odor) with another old friend from the big D country, Coach Arlyn Hafen. Take it from someone who knows, Happy Valleyers, Coach Hafen was one ball playboth football ing and basketball. I, myself, faked son-of-a-gu- n, wa-tercolo- rs, dont understand. Come a runnin, Effie, the cows are in the rhubarb! Bumper stickers seen on womens cars: Princess, having had sufficient experience with Princes, seeks frog. Coffee, chocolate and men-som- e things are just better rich. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen. Sorry if I look interested, Im not. If we are what we eat, Im fast, cheap and easy. Dont upset me! Im running out of places to hide the bodies. Ever hear a funny story that immediately brings someone to mind? When I heard this one....Bingo! Lawrence and Rod! Of course I dont look busy...I A couple of redneck Utah huntdid it right the first time. ers are out in the woods when Dont sass your elders, be kind one of them falls to the ground. to little children and stray dogs, He doesnt seem to be breathing, rolled and come in and join Rodney in his back in are his eyes Craig Rogers made recommen- head. The other guy whips out the long gray line. dations to the board that the cell 911. He calls his and phone issue needs to be tabled. . . case to the operator, Ma frien gasps law is coming forth, decisions are being made whether it is a is daid! Wha can ah do? The first amendment right. This is operator, in a clam soothing voice says, Just take it easy. I can law now, not an issue of ties. I highly suggest you table help. First, lets make sure hes dead. There is silence, and then this, do some research and seek a shot is heard...The r hunter says, counsel. Linton replied that if the state did make a ruling on O.K. now whut? Dont you this matter, it would automati- agree? Lawrence and Rod without a shadow of a doubt! cally overturn the boards deciv f At present, we have 76 sion anyway. : 5-- 1 Houston stated that the board rolled for spring classes with still to This is a an entire month go. had in fact sought legal counsel r f over previimprovement great and inquired of their attorney where it has been whether Harry Potter is reli- ous semesters o right up until the gion or not and referred to semester began. Johnsons statement. The opt-oOld Rodney almost policy within Kane Schools feels Negative about these depositive was cited again. Ann says that she Houston told Baker, with a velopments. wasnt aware that I could count great deal of respect to his posi- to 76. Of course, I can count to V I tion as a father, that he respected 15 sweetheart. Thats 76, just . his concerns about the book and I nr I ' ; I or the than I.Q. higher your were that he understood they r I V ; v 7 amount of heads your brother very real to Mr. Baker. has. Its all seed, its all going into Kanab seems to be an old folks Joyful, Joyful! them and eventually its going Dixieites. former for home At Choir The Kanab under the direction of Mrs. Merilee Terry, will present a Christmas School High Pop to sprout, a concerned Baker con in I Classified on the 2001 Concert the Kanab High School auditorium at 7:00 p.m. Admission is free. Thursday, December 20, Banquet, replied. Houston then motioned to uphold the Superintendents decision to continue with Harry Potter books in the district and offer alternative options to other students. When all was said and done, IfflSEti (if? 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