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Show n SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 12, 2001 School The long gray line at Dixie State Nannenga, and believe me, that will be no easy task... like pushing a marshmallow through a sity team to Richfield for its first key hole), business, humanities, game with this former 3A team. western civilization, ceramics, The results were a bit displeas- watercolors, oils, physics, and, ing from the Kanab point ofvie w. possibly, accounting. Do you In the course of the drive, Coach think thered be any call for Rod Quarnberg informed me water ballet or counterfeiting? that, while I wasnt much of a Hang gliding with a table cloth driver, he would be happy to might be an option. Saw Mike Noel at the Richfield give me a job as a tackling dummy. He really stressed the game. He sidled up to me and word dummy. Spit it out, Rod! said, Sometimes I read your column... when Im bored out of What are you trying to say? I took a couple of days off over my skull or when Im suffering a Labor Day, kissed Dixie College moment of insanity. What do on the cheek, and went north to you write this drivel for, Nielsen, see the big city. Ive always been to line the bottom of a parakeet a big fan of the Wizard of Oz, so cage? Gee, and all this time I I bought a neat music box with a thought Mike didnt like me. About a thousand years ago big figure of the Wicked Witch of the West on top. Why not? I when I was attending Dixie Junior College on the G.I. Bill, I married her sister! Come see 01 Rodney and well found myself in dire need of a start talking sign up for spring part time job to make ends meet. courses. At present, these seem I knew that an old high school to be the offerings: intermedi- acquaintance, a fellow named ate algebra, communications, Harv Laub, had been working biology (if we can replace Julie for the city and had recently left By Clint Rodney Rebel Nielsen, Director of Dixie College East Friday I drove the Kanab Var? i p y 4f v yiit i ' " & - J , - i V n tr:; the citys employment. I called the city manager, Lynn Empey , and told him that I would like to .apply for Harv Laubs vacancy. There was no reply from the other end of the phone for quite some time. Then Lynn replied, Harv Laub didnt leave any vacancy. A few days ago, my wife Ann and I had a fairly bitter spat. Trying to scare her, I threatened to walk out. She eyed me up and down for a few moments, gave me a dead fish stare, then said, Nielsen, if you did walk out, do you know what kind ofa vacancy youd leave? A Harv Laub vacancy! She rubbed a little salt in the wound by continuing, Its a shame they no longer use paper bags. Now you have nothI ing to blow your nose on. slunk back to the living room to watch BYU turn University of Nevada (Reno) upside down and shake their fillings out. 01 Rodneys kinda down in the dumps. Comejoinhiminthe long gray line. 9 Valley High School Family, Career, and Community Leaders of America wear their medals received at the National Convention in Anaheim, California. Back row ): Joseph Winter, Eric Hoyt and Brent Heaton. Center row: Jana Glover, Brandy Brinkerhoff and Brittany Richins. Front row: Melissa Reese and Ashley Esplin. (l-r- Valley High students win gold medals at national event By Brittany Richins line of rules and order. reMrs. Dorothy Heaton, the Long Eight Valley High youths comhome after returned cently Valley Chapter Advisor, had as National the at much fun as the students as she Family, peting Leadand Career, Community accompanied them throughout ers of America convention in their week in California. The Anaheim, California. The Long National Leadership Meeting Valley Chapter students rep- encouraged members enthusiresented the state of Utah af- asm to reach out andhelp others ter receiving first place with in their families, schools, and a gold medal in Interpersonal communities through motivaCommunications and Junior tional speakers, competition, and Parliamentary Procedure at opportunities to give service by h the state convention. donating to the Melissa and homelocal Foundation and a Ashley Esplin InterReese participated in the less shelter. catCommunications All Long Valley members who personal egory, receiving a gold medal for attended the conference are detheir project! They, along with termined to work hard on their Ebbony Eberly, taught an adult FCCLA projects this next year Internet class two nights a week so they can attend next summers for six weeks at Valley High convention in Minneapolis, School, helping adults understand how to surf the web. Ebbony says, We chose this project because there is a great need among the adults in our for the community to learn about this method of communication. Make-A-Wis- Kane School District menu September muffin, cereal, yogurt, fresh apples, orange juice, milk. beef stew, chef salad, cheese stick, wheat bread, fresh apples, chocoleana cake, ranch dressing, milk. Lunch-Vegetab- le Glover, Brent Heaton, Eric Hoyt, Brittany Richins and Joseph Winter competed in Junior Parliamentary Procedure, coming home with a silver medal. In this category, students conduct a mock meeting using Parliamentary Procedure as the guide only FLAT RATE D $7 r whole wheat toast, bananas, yogurt, jelly, milk, grape juice. supreme, chef salad, salsa, green salad, ranch Lunch-Nach- o I4 dressing, diced peaches, milk. September 17- - Breakfast-Po- p j u tart, cereal, yogurt, bananas, vf milk, apple juice. fried chicken, chef mashed salad, potatoes, scratch Lunch-Ove- n fij cream gravy, mixed vegetables, mixed fruit, wheat rolls, ranch dressing, milk. fvV - vi W; September burrito, cereal, yogurt, fresh salsa, apples, milk, grape juice. on a bun, tossed salad, ranch dressing, fat free mayonnaise, ketchup, musLunch-Hamburg- er tard, strawberry shortcake, milk. KHS Flagpole Eagle project KHS cheerleaders face the new flagpole for the football season opener against Moapa Valley. Junior Shaye Jackson erected the flagpole for his Eagle Scout project. Thanks Shaye, it looks great! . GUARANTEED ACCEPTANCE OR NOT- !- NO INCREASE! DENTAL, CHIROPRACTIC, EMERGENCY ROOM, HOSPITAL CONFINEMENT, VISION, RX& MORE! Mo Gimmicks v. . Mo Prico Manipulation per month! 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