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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS Community 7 WEDNESDAY MAY 31, 2000 Domestic Blitz By Dixie Brunner Driving Miss Dixie crazy Whew! gave it much thought. I choose to ignore him and Id be happy to drive if you drive on a few miles. want. Whoa! Heres my two cents, I personto is My temper beginning boil, ally think middle age women but I drive on several miles more. are the very best drivers on the Boy, that was close, he says road. They arent racing or trychecking his seat belt. ing to impress anyone, and they I who at son dont have infants or toddlers Stop it, snap my is my front seat passenger. Im distracting them. We also dont seem to suffer from that little driving fine. Youve nearly clipped three sleep problem that seems to mailboxes, exceeded every speed plague male drivers. Why is it limit known to man, and prob- that driving a car often has the ably subtracted ten years from same affect on men as sitting on that old ladys life who was try- the recliner in front of the TV set? ing to cross the street. Oh please, I respond, heres O.K., Ill give you that we a little watchword. Ive been driv- might on occasion get a heel ing a lot longer than you, and I caught on the accelerator, but might add, have never even got- we simply are better drivers than ten one ticket. our male counterparts. I think Watch it, he shouts, bracing its because weve had more prachimself against the dashboard. tice with those years of carpools A yellow light means to slow to and chauffeuring the kids to a stop, not floor the gas and beat their various activities. it before it turns red. Offspring obviously have ulterior motives for their incessant Sigh. You want me to drive? He whining about 010 driving. Oh my gosh, mom! One son asks hopefully. Why is it that driving a car often has the same affect on men as sitting on the recliner in front of the TV set? ) UCi nfWWofk-- T t n- -, l flirt! f t .y- v -- - v 1: iMIKiniii Heritage Crafts The Kanab Middle School hosted last weekend's Heritage Highway festival on Friday and Saturday. This is just one of the many fine displays of heritage crafts and artistry that was on show for the event Fear to air on PBS June 5 Well-Found- ed Film producer Michael tional Broadcast Premiere of wife Mary reside in Kanab with Well-- ounded F ear. Brown and their young son. Camerinis documentary Well- Founded Fear will air June 5 at 9:00 p.m. on PBS. Camerini and Shari Robertson produced this documentary about persecution on account of race, religion, nationality, membership in a particular social group, or political opinion. Gerald Brown of Kanab is featured prominently in the F film. Fear is a stirand ring, evocative, utterly unforgettable documentary about the American polical asylum system: Who is deemed worthy and who decides. It marks the first and probably only time a film crew has ever been privy to Well-Found- ed wrote This is my question for the yells. You almost crossed the these proceedings, Rebecca Yeldham, senior proweek, when do our children be-- center line. for the Sundance Film grammer The come driving experts? minute they receive their ImostcertainlydidnotTsnap. Maybe youre getting tired, drivers license they immediately he offers. I could drive for you. become the ultimate motoring authority. Is there some kind of fine print on their license which , says, from this day forward, you have the God given right to criticize your parents driving. Forget that most of us were wheeling long before they were even conceived, they think they are the end all answer to driv- mg. The worst back-sedriving comes when Im driving my five speed. Three ofour sons are proficient at the stick, (the other would be too, if it werent for that little thing called a drivers , , cally observes. I never I guess Long sigh. , , x , v , Check local listings for the Na- Half Off and we'll take 50 off the regular rates. Hey, when you can save this kind of dough, what are you still doing on dry land? y v Houseboats from Hite Marina. Now through June 15th, take a 44 or 50 Standard Class Houseboat from Hite Marina on the north end of Lake Powell, asm E&m) f Automotive Parts Truck Parts at license!) Uh mom, dont you think it would be better to take the car out of gear when approaching a stop sign? One son diplomati- Festival. arts g-jjs-PHurry! There ere onty so many houseboats available t Htte and with the excellent fishing, these boats wi go fast The sale prices above are for rentals. 6 and 7 day rentals are available at similar savings! Rnces don't include fuel and taxes. Rental requires a refundable damage deposit C.C. Auto Parts 435-644-25- 26 41 8 East 300 South Kanab, UT 84741 Call us at (800) sin ij 1 www.vlsltlakepowell.com SyameAi )elri 799-792- ILdrsIFir.vsIl f .4 America's Natural PlaygrounJ p fcaia |