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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY JULY 7. 1999 Community Domestic Blitz Countdown to the County Fair shooters fee. Firearms and bulFor the Fair Parade, contact lets will not be provided. For information, contact Wade Lucy Griffiths at The continuous entertainment Heaton at With crosscut saw, Dutch-ove- n is under the direction of the Miss Kane County Royalty. Those cooking, pie eating, horseshoe wishing to participate may call pitching, beautiful baby and Kari Stirland at Jill freckle contests, there is sure to Ricnelle be something for everyone, or Hoyt at Robbins at Sally Brinkerhoffis coordinatis under ing aU participation Julie Ingersoll, games and commercial 5K the Dont forget WalkyRun. is a good idea. The theme for this years fair is Come Enjoy Your Youth. Call Laretta Crofts at Tne Grand Marshall has been (Registration fee is $12 with $2 without selected, but not yet notified. The talent find (Cami Esplin, She is a Kanab resident and has is scheduled for Fri- quietly and consistently supday, August 13 as is the Fair ported the fair. Circle August 7, 11, 12, 13, & Dance. Youth Day at the Fair 644-5 148), will be (Debbie Judd, 14, and come and make the 1999 13 also. Kane August County Fair the best fair The Turkey Shoot has a $2 ever! Its almost fair How about Dixie Day? Ive been thinking about something annoying, announced my friend last week. Have you ever thought about how holidays are named for men? Go on, I answered, my curiosity piqued, lets hear it. Most holidays America observes are in honor of or named 648-259- must be the animals days participants own for after an outdoor-plumbing-typ- e, she responded matter of factly. Men run the world. I hadnt given it much thought. I dont analyze holidays, Im just glad to get a day off to catch up on the laundry. But now that she mentions it... Take Valentines Day, for in- stance. Valentines Day was named after St. Valentine, (a man...male...testosterone-type!- ) And isnt it ironic that women are accused of being the mushy ones, yet who comes up with the hearts and flowers day? It sure wasnt my husband, Ill tell you that much right now! Moving right ahead in the calendar year to St. Patricks Day-S- t. Patrick was also a guy. Her theory has panned out so far. I dont think its any coincidence that a man came up with a holiday which encourages pinching and a lot of blarney! I believe that these first two holidays point to another injustice. VTiy are people so reticent to name holidays after women saints? Surely theres one or two saintly women deserving 648-255- male-dominat- 1. 9. 5, 6, 648-229- 2. booths-concession- 4-- H 644-279- s, (648-2483- ). 0. Pre-registrati- 648-215- 3. 7. T-shi- rt, t). 648-2059- 2. ed ), beloved. Now does that seem fair? Women have been the nations backbone; weve birthed, nurtured, and loved all these famous guys, accomplished as- Nov The Choice tounding feats on our own... but do we get any holidays named after us? No. Theres not even or Wireless Service one woman on Mt. Rushmore! (I don't know why I brought that up, but as long as I was whining anyway.) We are Has Never BeenXIearer underloved, 0 underappreciated, and most decidedly, uncalendared. Think about it mom, one son said pragmatically. The only famous women I can think of are ones you wouldnt want to name a holiday after: Lizzie Borden, Old Lady Leary.. .Monica " I qrex4 ! fapIcCanUSC phone-u)- h cncvtr Fteij voahhaHhe-Same- . Icuj price.. Rate good 7 days a week and 24 hours a day to new & existing subscribers includes !ong distance First free incoming minute lk i r )iM pyrnr in-st- Calier ID (h Round-the-clo- live ck rvtiuwo customer service iOnO d. Jutl m lime lor de busy summer teoson, CelMor One u mlrodutittg our best rote ter wdh our new (kgitol Ajvontoge Hon With our digital networV, you con gel oH rite lectures ond options you wont ond expect, ond you be getting e Outstanding service, a'$orJub!ty ond cover oge rfsot only CeUJor One con ptode eX CEllUlAROrJE Enrollment to begin July 5, 1999 Kane County Hospital will be offering the CNA class, beginning the end of July. For anyone interested in taking for further information. The 6 the class, please call last day for enrollment will be Friday, July 16. The size of the class is limited, so please call early for enrollment. ccv - Certified Nursing Assistant Class (CNA) 644-415- 648-254- 7. 648-250- enough. The only kind of notoriety we get, is having vulcanoes and hurricanes named after us. Lewinsky. What about Nightingale? I (You think this is a statement of some sort?) retorted indignantly. commercial The Easter. Thats a bird. symbol of this holiday has a male She was a nurse. Face it mom, you women have rabbit as the hare apparent! You just never hear the perky re- an image problem. Youre unfrain, Here comes Agnes Cot- derexposed. Youre goingto need ton Tail, hopping down the some serious public relations if you ever want your own holibunny trail. Memorial Day is not day. So thats my new calling. Im But the July 4th hero is Uncle Sam, not Aunt in search of a holiday-worth- y woman. Samantha! gendor-identifie- 648-233- You wouldve thought women wouldve had a chance with Thanksgiving. After all, we are usually the one spending long hours in the kitchen preparing g the feast for our menfolk. (Toiling all those hours in front of the set watch- istration fee. ing football can be quite tiring, Registration for the Kane you know!) But you never hear County Fair Princess Pageant a Thomasina Turkey men- is open. Look for registration tioned. forms or call Ron Taylor at Add to it Christmas, named There will not be a contesfor the birth of Christ, and you tant registration fee this year. have a predominately admission a calendar. Well, o.k., However, general Ill give you Mothers Day, but its not highlighting any one woman in particular, its just a marketing ploy developed to convince some unknowing man to buy a heartfelt blender for his hard-workin- door. 648-202- before the fair. The open horse show will be on Saturday, August 7, at 5:00 p.m. in the Carroll Arena, in Orderville. There is a $1 fee per animal, per class. Contact Ann Hepworth at For information or registration on the Golf Tournament, contact Arlene Meyers at There is a tournament reg648-201- at the fee will be charged time again. Please get those wonderful exBy Dixie Brunner hibits ready. 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