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Show I I'll illllll I i II SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY Community JUNE 9. 1999 Domestic Blitz y V4 f $ I t 1 5 And then theres the fake niceLast week I did something less than honest. I know its wrong to ness they exude. I realize theyre be deceptive, and by doing so, trying to sell something, but the attitude Im setting a poor example for perky, deal is to Have with. hard you my children. My only defense is that I was compelled to the ac- ever wanted to be honest with tion through sheer desperation. them? That would probably get I lied to a telemarketer. them to stop calling. Good afternoon, isMr. or Mrs. Hello, is Mrs. Brunner home? This is she. Dennis Brunner there? Chirpy, e Well hello, Mrs. Brunner. voice questions. No, they arent, I replied, How are you today, she asks disguising my voice (which is rapidly, without expecting an weird, since a stranger wouldnt answer. Well, really not good, I rerecognize it anyway). What timedoyou expect them spond, the toilet backed up last the back? She asked. flooding night, on basement...and then the garage Uh.. .theyre vacation-extended vacation, I door broke slamming down on stutter, sweat beading on my our foreign exchange forehead. Theyll be gone for student...and then we got a notice that our car insurance had weeks...months perhaps.. Youre probably asking why gone up...right after we found dont I, as Nancy Reagan so suc- out we were being audited... Well thats interesting but... cinctly put it, just say no? Its a weird psychological explanation. she breaks in. And then two of the boys came I dont want to hurt the down with the flu, which of telemarketers feelings. Heshe is somebodys son course was a real tieat because daughter, who is just trying to the toilet had backed up...and make a minimum wage buck. the dryer went on the fritz, so I They are probably working real had to take the clothes to the hard to put themselves through laundramat... college or feed twelve hungry Perhaps, Ill call back another children or take care of their time, she says, hanging up. Every once in awhile telling a elderly, demented grandmother. And what do they get for all little white lie is better for their hard work? A rude person on the other end of the phone! At least when I fudge, they dont With Father's Day have to experience the agony of j. 1$- By Dixie Brunner Why can't they leave me alone? ' $ if 'll ? I ? $ . It-- S I4 ' I iff i 4 & $ f j r i A, Daughters of the Utah Pioneers The Daughters of the Utah Pioneers from the Fredonia camp, met on the 1 8th of May, for the last meeting of the season, in the home of Beth Young. Those present: Pictured sitting-Leon- a Bistline, Laura Stevens, Kathy Back Rider. Paulene Stevens, Heaton, Beth Young, Georgia VeRene Heaton Tail Bernice and Heaton, Joy Jordan, The Daughters meet together each month (September-May)- , and enjoy a lesson on the history ofthe Counties, and the lives ofthe Pioneers who settled there. Thus teaching us the lessons of faith, courage, fortitude, and patriotism. And, also for the refreshments. fake-polit- ! i rejection. i i But the telemarketers bring on a lot of their own problems. First of all, I think most would agree when I say there are simply too darn many! Either that, or Im on the master sucker list. My patience wears thin after the first fifteen calls trying to sell me a new long distance rov-Ned- Koch to be honored at Legends Movie producer and Kanab hero Howard Koch, will be hon- I - i coming, get your favorite dad a gift subscription to the SUM, the perfect accessory' for the plan. f u 9:30 a.m. Koch, (famous for Ghost in reored at a special Thursday, Sep- cent years), was a familiar face tember 6 dinner at Parrys Lodge during Kanabs movie heyday. Old Barn Playhouse during the He produced many western movies in the Kanab area over the Western Legends Round-up- . Koch will be honored as the ini- years. Other Thursday night actial inductee into the Kanab tivities include a panel discusWalk of Fame. A permanent sion between real and reel plaque bearing Kochs name will cowboys, and a lecture by Tom be unveiled on Kanab s Main Mix historian Gary Brown about Street Friday, September 10, at the life of Tom Mix. BY SHANNON 4 man in your life. ra NIELSEN Something New at Shannons! 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