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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY AUGUST 21, 1996 Community 7 SUU to begin classes Sept. 24 Domestic Blitz By Dixie Brunner What's in the bag, lady? An almost-certai- n record num- istration do so as soon as posber of fall quarter students will sible, D. Mark Barton, assistant begin classes September 24 at vice president of student services, Southern Utah University. said. Advisement services for Admissions officers are project- students are available through ing an increase of approximately the Student Development Cen6 percent in the total number of ter, (801) It is also fall quarter students enrolled important that tuition and fees compared to fall quarter last year. be paid as soon as possible. With the anticipated increase, Tuition and fees must be paid this fall quarters enrollment will by September 24 to reserve be about 5,500 students. classes. If payment is not made A week of welcome and orien- by that date, courses may be tation activities for students at- released for other students to tending the university for the pick up. A $25 late fee will be first time has been scheduled to applied September 27 to unpaid begin September 23 at 9 a.m. in balances. the Centrum Arena. The evening Students who have not yet before, SUU President Gerald registered may complete that R. Sherratt will host a reception process in person at the from 6 p.m. at his home (331 registrars office in the AdminisWest 200 South) for new stu- tration Building, or they may dents and their parents. Also on register by telephone by calling Those registerSeptember 22, a seminar for par- (801) ents of new students will be of- ing by telephone should have fered from 7 p.m. in theThorley their courses selected in advance Recital Hall of the SUU Music and should have alternate courses determined in case origi Building. Although the deadline for applications for admission to SUU was July 1, applications submit586-549- mom carries ing back to his car, but returns My 80 year-ol- d the weight of the world on her within a minute. It looks like shoulders. you gave me your kids immuniIn her purse. zation cards, he states, barely Veto the vitamins, erase the containing his frustration. Just exercise. ..Im here to tell you the slow down lady and do me a cause of most older womens favor. Clean out that purse. maladies can be found directly Purses serve middle-age- d in their handbags. Stooped women well. is shoulders, sagging breasts, getting bigger and taking more brittle bones-- a whole range of wear. Diapers are replaced by aging ills can be attributed to science projects, and playthings the large purses they carry. are replaced by planners. And A womansf purse size in- as a woman ages, she gets pretty creases with every year she ages. attached to her handbag. Once The older she gets, the heavier you get one youre comfortable her bag. By the time the poor with, youd just as soon loose a dear is in her seventies, shes distant relative than have to part toting around enough poundage with your purse. It doesnt matto put an Olympic weight lifter ter how battered, how worn. . .you to shame. dont want to get a new one for When a female is in heryouth, one simple reason-yo- u dont ted after that date are still being she carries around a little tote want to clean out the old one! Let me interject something at reviewed on an individual basis, thatd cramp a field mouse. They are usually wee stylish bags, this point. Men make fun of and students are being admitdecorated in the latest colors. women for what all we carry in ted on a space available basis. A selection of classes is still She only carries the barest of our purses, and I take exception credit to that. Men are responsible for available, but we certainly recessentials in it. Make-up- , cards and her little black ad- most of what we have in our ommend that those students who dress book are generally the only handbags. Its an incidious thing. have not yet completed their reg- First theyll ask you to keep their things residing in her purse. But what a younger females keys for them. Then theyll get Fellowpurse lacks in size, she makes bolder and have you take their Visual up for in quantity. She has a wal lets. The next thingyou know handbag to match every outfit these guys are having you keep in her closet! the spare tire and jack in there, e As the double X chromosome-typand making fun of you because g The Utah Arts Councils Visual enters years, youre getting a hernia from just the girth of her bag increases. A carrying the dam thing around. Arts Program has announced that But older women have us all application and guideline forms purse isnt just a complimentory necesbeat. They carry things around for the 1997 Visual Arts Fellowfashion accessory, but a sity. She no longer carries just in their purse, you and I would ships are now available. make-up- , identification and the never dream of. Older women Fellowships are made available like-he- r for occurence of root are is the any prepared annually to professional Utah handbag in nature. existence. her familys ..drought, famine, artists working in the media of On any given day, she may be plague, you name it and they crafts, mixed media, painting, carrying diapers, matchbox cars, have the antidote within the con- photography, printmaking, sculp- antibiotics and a whole smor- fines of their leather bag. ture, as well as new genres such half-eate- n in mom a has as performance and conceptual of My keyboard gasbord peanut I asked When her art. The Fellowships are designed her sandwiches. and butter purse. jelly never told she me to that you help further the professional Mam, may I see your drivers why, license please, policeman asks know when you might need some artistic careers of selected artists. The Utah Arts Council (UAC) is the driving the music. dedicated lived older to makingthe arts availwomen And since station wagon. all to able citizens. The CounUtah the me. Of course officer, just give Depression, they through cil is food there. Ive in a minute, she replies, as she carry a supply governed by 13 private citibegins unloading her splitting-at-the-sea- been convinced that mom just zens appointed by the Governor. unloads her grocery cart directly The UAC offers a series of grants, purse. into her purse. She has Five minutes goes by. programs and services for arts I that think dont Mom, really organizations, schools and indiwithdrawn a raincoat, kids of cans vidual artists throughout the shoes, dictionary and a baseball you need a ham, four state. As a government agency, glove from her purse. The po- Spam and a pie in your purse. You never know when you funds administered by the Counliceman sighs and looks at his watch. might need them hon, she re- - cil are obtained from the state of Utah and from the federal govTen minutes pass. Said woman plied I walk watched her ernment through the National EnI knew as has removed more inventory than a Walmart store, and still away, hunched over from the dowment for the Arts. For more information or to restrain of her humongous bag, hasnt produced her license. talkuse ceive no a Fellowship application was there surthat just Oh, here it is officer, she Lila Absersold, is contact She a it. about her just form, renders a stack of official look ing to fomu'4aaiator.tlttGoaninlkVisua- l-: small evolution. Arts Program at female walkThe policeman begins Her-handba- g 1. 4-- 586-771- 4. 6-- nal choices are no longer available. A $3 telephone registration fee will be charged. Class schedules are available for $3 at the SUU Bookstore or at the Admissions Office in the Administration Building. housing for single students is coordinated through the SUU Housing and Residence On-camp- us A waiting list currently exists for both of the universitys single Life Office, (801) 586-796- 6. student facilities, Juniper Hall and Manzanita Court. The list changes almost daily, as students plans are altered. Neuman Duncan, director of resident living, explains. Applications are still being taken, and students may still be placed. An increase in the number of new apartments which have been built during the last year housshould make available more this ing year for both single and married students, according to Barton. off-camp- us mr?! yftgrn&1 uehdGH (3 ed iMDcnit Arts ship applications now available child-bearin- 5. gci KaneFredonia Resident Discounts Area 1 seats ($24.50 value) for $15.00 any Tuesday night in August (limit 6 proof of residency required) Box Office 1-8- i3feLD9UeJtQas!iy.-.$2.eoj)aaiiiLQfljgfi,pftF.5(j- SHOW UTAH 00 ?r |