| Show lets see this about winter time europe doean doesn t like cranberries 0 veil we can use them A successful author Is a good writer plus a good press agent now there s talk of a bread trust they must raise the dough first A french scientist has made a dead dog bark but the good aomen do not need hot air sas a telegram but they like hot air aeroplanes Aero planes are quite as dangerous for amateurs to fool with as unloaded pistols and now it appears chicago uni professors are fighting about the moon it wouldn t do any particular harm to put the snow shovel where it Is easily an airship flight Is described in mu 1 probably there are plenty of sud den drops in tones the automobile holdup man has ar rived the airship holdup man ei dently Is not tar away A chicago bachelor has died leav ing two widows what does the achl cago married man leave A century hence nothing but a strike in factories of the aeroplane trust will interrupt traffic maybe are competing tor the high speed record too bad they re not as ambitious after safety records pity the poor farmer his output during 1909 was worth only 8 a gain of over 1908 the discovery that chemistry can convert sage brush into valuable prod nets is in line with the progress of the age debutantes must not imagine they haye cornered the world s happiness but let all rejoice that they have laid in a good winter supply A man there was who sat as a guest at a dinner then he tried to spoil the dinner by figuring put a pos sible motive for the dinner A scientist declares that the most perfect engine ever devised Is the human body still perfect though it be it often jumps the track another date has been set tor the world s end but these dates are gen brally postponed on account ot the weather so ordinary business plans can be continued citizens of the united stats who behave themselves will always be protected those who do not have no cause to complain when they get just what Is coming to them the kansas publisher who offers a prize 0 for the best offer ings in prose and poetry on the sub eject of father will get when father carves the duck of course millions of dollars are being raised in china for a great university at hongtong Hong kong but whether or not ar range ments are under way for a foot ball team to go with it we are not in formed the aeroplane is making height as well as and distance records latham aas risen 1 feet baulhan paulhan 1181 after all a mishap at such al would be no more serious than at feet A london dress reformer has an bounced the annc pie that women raould dress according tp their tern pe and moods does she want them to spend all their time in the dressing A new je u scientist sas that the ordinary housefly costs the country billion of dollars and ight to be ex terminated but all the brave talk of how this Is going to be accomplished 1 carefully postponed until after fly time evidently balleys comet is getting nearer the earth the observatory at smith college northampton mass reports having seen the comet through a three inch telescope the other day that famous periodical visitor seems to keep close to its schedule time the news that 48 eggs were seized on the fall river line pier at new york by officers of the depart ment of agriculture who booked them for destruction will appal many bouse wives until they learn that the eggs were ancient hen fruit in a liquid state anc destined for use in bakeries then the housewives will be appalled to think of what pastry can be made to hide A liquid egg sold in angel s food brings a higher price than the egg that is warm from the nest these titled and indebted foreign ers find it an extremely easy matter to tall n love with an american for tune after the marriage their treat ment of the bride suggests that to them the girl Is a necessary evil A city official in new york has re quested his salary deduced educed as he de dares he is getting too much such instances ces which occasionally r raise a question in the minds of the tho gotful whether the millennium is really approaching or whether fansan ity Is on tle increase A judge of the supreme court of new yorka has come out as a chain plon of the long suffering mother in law nov to condemn that victim of ancient wit Is to commit contempt of court ahe meanest man Is a gotham candy merchant against whom a suit for breach of promise was decided the rejected fair one won her case hut the faithless swain immediately became a bankrupt which proves again hovi completely base man will deceive confiding woman |
