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Show J. mm agtttni(03i! SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS CHOOL 13 WEDNESDAY AUGUST 28, 2002 Or Rodney - Cabbages, coffee Grandfamilies program dates and Chemistry 1010 By Chick Nielsen, Dixie State College-Kana- Extension b The other day, in a fit of depression, I said, I have had just about all I can take of myself. Well, said the Wicked Witch of the West, who was standing nearby, youre beginning to understand how the rest of us feel about you! Glad I married that woman. Id hate for anyone else to have gotten stuck with her. The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits. Stupidity doesnt. Id say that Royce Gillespie is a perfect example of that... but I wont. I like his wife Debbie. You have my sympathies, Debbie. Definition of a cabbage? Lawrence affirms that its a veg- etable about as large and wise as Rods head. Hey! Lawrence, what you got against cabbages? I wont say that Betty Purvis e is conceited, but, as a woman, she worships her creator. Ah, Betty, I dont think it was all that great a job. She caught a glimpse of herself in the mirror the other day and gurgled, No wonder men are nuts about me! Better keep a sharp eye on her, Gene. Is David Nash shy? I dont know but he said that he was self-mad- terribly embarrassed to have craft will come sailing by in J anu-arbeen bom in bed with a lady. Lets start thinking about y. Old pal, thats shy! Jim Ott says that, although hes always been interested in people, hes never liked them. Dam! Jim, I wish Id said that! Jims considering taking up drinking just to see if it makes other people more interesting. It wont work, Jini. Ive tried it! Babe says, There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years, the dirt doesnt get any worse. I think it was closer to two years, Babe. Jim Ott says that-it- better to be wanted for assault and battery than not to be wanted at all. Think Ill cancel that coffee date for next Thursday, Jim. Ill be out of town. Fred Chappell got his fortune cookie at Wok Inn on Friday after an excellent meal. It said, You appeal to a small, select group of confused people. No, Fred, I think the group is rather large. Fall semester is hard underway. If you missed the boat and are standing forlornly on the shore, hey, pal, another stately s your boarding pass here and now! Tentatively, these are the classes: English 2400 (American Lit), English 2010 (Intermediate writing); Math 1010 (Intermediate algebra); Biology 1010 (General biology); Physics 1010 or Chemistry 1010, CIS 1200 (Introduction to microcomputer applications); Oral communications 1010 or 1100; and Ceramics. Other delicacies might be added. Ill have an ad in next weeks paper if Mike can teach Dennis how to set type. Wa-tercolo- About Tom I Willardson says, take my pet lion to Church every Sunday. He has to eat. Come see 01 Rodney, who agrees entirely with Dennis obLove servation, your religion, enemies. ..just in case your friends turn out to be a lousy bunch of jerks! sume ' responsibility for public school educator and parenting grandchildren. The administrator in Davis and 2000 census shows that more Salt Lake Counties, she met than 37,000 Utah children live with numerous kinship care with grandparents, and yet providers who found diffithere are few resources for culty navigating the maze of grandparents and other rela- school issues and connecting ' tives as caregivers. with community resources. Kinship support services are This first class has developed a critical and growing need in as a result of her experiences Utah, says Dr. Beth Q. Beck, and those of other educators Executive Director of The Chil- and administrators. dren Services Service Society The Childrens Service Sociof Utah. We have had grand- ety ,of Utah works in a variety parents parenting grandchil- of social service areas, includdren call our agency to inquire ing infant and special-need- s about services that are avail- adoption, pregnancy counselable to them to help them with ing and parent, counseling legal issues and economic throughout the state. needs. The Society also administers A program we have named Child Care Resource & Referral-Md nonGrandfamilies for grandpar- etro, a ents and other relatives rais- profit that trains childcare proing children of kin has evolved viders, hosts a community refrom the need we see in our ferral network for parents seekcommunity. The Childrens ing childcare and advocates for Service Society and Jewish quality childcare in Salt Lake Family Services will both pro- and Tooele Counties. vide monthly support groups : For further information re- for adults and children. 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