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Show SOUTHERN UTAH NEWS WEDNESDAY MARCH 6, 2002 School Or Rodney (Crankcase) By Clint Chick Nielsen, Director ofKanabs Outreach Program The Fire Department was called to a residence a short time ago to put out a minor blaze. After the flame was extin-,- , guished, the fire chief wentlook-- 5 ing for the source which eventu- ally led him to the bedroom. He whirled on Lloyd Baker and demanded: You, ninny! Dont sounded like a World War II air raid siren. Ofcourse,Iwastaken aside, stood at attention, told to put my arms straight in the air, then gone over thoroughly by a National Guardsman with a hand strobe. People stood by, goggle-eyethinking 01 Crank- case was Osama bin Laden, in disguise, trying to take them all y on a trip to purgatory. I Sheepishly, asked, Do you think its the nail clippers in my pocket? Mywife,standingclose by, snorted, No, you hockey puck, its the rocks in your head and the lead in your...butt! Thanks, Ann, I really needed d, one-wa- you know that youre not supposed to smoke in bed? Lloyd answered piteously, Chief, it really wasnt my fault. I dont smoke. It was already burning when I got here. Mrs. Lloyd, v would you have Dr. Pandya give that. Jl my old pal a thorough The other day, I noticed eDavid examination. ..especially from Nash buying a gallon of at Reeses Texaco. Trying to be the ears up? , Lloyd also says that if ugly is funny, I noted, Dave, I wouldnt y only skin deep, someone oughtta buy that junk. It tastes terrible. iim.A skin 01 Crankcase. Hey, Lloyd, This morning at Workforce Serdid you ever hear that old cliche vices I observed 01 Dave looking about the kettle calling the pot pretty rotten. Youre right, Clint, black? No? Read it sometime. Dave gurgled, that stuff does taste How about Jo McFaddens terrible. I worry about you, Dave. Contrary to popular belief, my Kindergarten class. A few days ago she was reading them the old pal, Lloyd Baker is not stuLast spring, Klynt Heaton, story oftheThree Little Pigs. She pid. I prefer to think of Lloyd as Jason Spencer, Melissa Reese, had just gotten to the building merely uninformed. Of course, Curtis Toby Sorensen, Roundy materials part...and the first Lloyd has been uninformed and Advisor Dellas Sorensen httle pig saw a man going by since we sluffed high school took a trip to Florida for a new with a wheelbarrow full of straw, classes together for coffee in days We agriculture experience. piease Mr. Man, may I have of yore. Know how long ago that learned many new things to help some of your straw to build me a was? Well, the Dead Sea wasnt us become better Future Farm- - house? said the first little pig. dead then, only a little under . ers of America. ' j0 paused for dramatic empha- the weather For Valentines Day our chap- - sis, and then said, Do you know Possibilities for summer ter sold roses. We had to adver- - what the man said to the first Dixie classes are: Ceramics, tise, take orders and arrange little pig? Madison jumped to watercolors, chemistry, criminal them in bouquets. It was a sue- - his feet, waving his hand vigor- - justice, Spanish, biology, and r J r' ously, and screamed, I do! I do music. Of course, its also a He said, Holy Toledo! A talking "possibility that 01 Rodney pig! Hey, Jo, you just tell me (Crankcase) will replace Tom that kid had the wrong answer! Cruise as the sexiest man alive. Total spring enrollment was Accompanied the Valley and 125. How much is 125? Well, its Kanab Elementary students to Provo last Saturday to watch an the combined IQ of Lawrence production. Participation was ice hockey game. Ive hated lines Reese, 01 Rodney, Lloyd Baker, very good among the farmers since my military days, but long Kelly, Royce Gillespie, and excellent results were ob- - fines are what the Olympics are Sully Sullivan, Jim Glover, and tained. Around 150 acres were afi about. Particularly irksome my wife, Ann, the Wicked Witch treated in the Kane County area, was the line leading to the metal of the West. The program will be repeated detector where Hey, Rodney awaits you with everyone had to this spring. be screened. open arms at the Workforce Ser- As to be expected, when 01 vices, you cant miss me. Imthe Crankcase walked through, the one who looks like Curly in The red light came on and the buzzer Three Stooges. By Jamie Hamblin student body predent at Kanab High School Cole Hous- A " 18 lnlv'ed n almols,t eve7; fh'ng a studen p"ss'by He is President of FBLA, a member of the KHS cross counteams Athe seTe; d of b- - taryofX-Press,amentor,a- coarse- - nd the President of the sca0k Cole is well known for hisgrea leadership and is admired by all anti-freez- The Long Valley FFA is hav- - ing a very successful year. Just returning from Region Compe- - tition at Southern Utah Univer- sity, our Parliamentary Proce- dure team (consisting of Jason Spencer, Melissa Reese, Curtis Roundy, Klynt Heaton, Rakira Heaton, Brandon Heaton and Randy Bunting) took second place. Jason Spencer took first in Range Judging. Curtis Roundy participated in Creed Speaking and both did well. Our Chapter has also com- peted in many judging competi- tions this year giving us a lot of good experience. We have all done real well. 4Mjy figs 1 A Gm& 418 East 300 South, Kanab, UT 84741 United iizizuzcz ( 435)644-252- 6 Quality Service Price Piiastjuxt JL Drugs - MARCH SPECIALS KLEENEX Tissue (160) Assorted - 990 6-- 1 KANAB UNITED DRUG Serving and supporting you since 1988 Your Good Neighbor Pharmacy 57 West Center Kanab (435) 644-241- 8 b!s c as,sate;V He was named tha student body Mr; KHS and was picked to be the 2001 Homecoming King. He was also chosen to be the February stu- b the staff of dent f Kanab High School, Cole excels academically as well. He maintains a high GPA, and is the Business Sterling Scholar for Kanab High School. Cole is very talented in business. He has won many awards at the business competitions he , as comPeted m This past !?er 'de participated in the BLA National competition in sum-Geor- ge oHda. Service is also a big part of Coles life. He is always out help- inwberever he is needed. Cole ahYays willing to help out a ffnend one Need Storage? 2 Only i C.C. Auto Parts Houston and he 1S friend eveiT' He can Put a smile .n almost anyones face with his great sense of humor. Cole is a I great example to all who know him. He will surely do some- thing great with his life. Thank you Cole, for all you J are, and all you do. Selected GNP Products - Buy 1, Get 1 Free ESTROZEN 30's - $9.49 METABOLIFE 356 Diet Aid 30's - $8.49 DOUBLE PRIZE POINTS, Week of Mar. 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