Show TRUE TO LIFE thanks said the tragedian thanks for your good opinion I 1 always study from feature aiom na tuie sir in my acting you see re fleeted nature herself try this cigar said an admirer of nature reverently now where did you study that expression of in tense surprise that you assume in the second acta from nature sir from nature to secure that expression I 1 asked an intimate friend to lend pounds he refused this caused me no sur prise I 1 tried several more finally I 1 asked one who was willing to oblige me and as he handed me the note I 1 studied in a glass the expression p my own face I 1 saw there surprise tut it was not what I 1 wanted it was alloyed with suspicion that the note might be a bad one I 1 was in de well said the other breathlessly then an idea struck me I 1 re solved upon a desperate course I 1 re turned the five pounds to my friend the next day and on astounded countenance I 1 saw the expression I 1 was in search of royal magazine exchanging courtes es barber your head Is sadly in need of a shampoo sir tailor in the chair yes and your clothes are decidedly seedy but I 1 don t nag you about II 11 royal maga zine DEEP SEA GOSSIP first mermaid what was the ex cit ement about at the bottom awhile agoa second mermaid why haven t you hearda the swordfish and the sawfish fought a duel over the hand of miss octopus and now they 11 have to send for a scissors grinder to fix them up alas full many a flower Is born to blush un seen and waste its sweetness on the desert air fi 11 many a golfer gets upon the gren in three strokes and hakea five to hole but there chicago record herald most economical house hunter I 1 thought you said this house was a perfect gema agent indeed it 1 madam why the ceilings are very low that s so they 11 be easy to keep clean and the windows are dreadfully small to keep the sua from fading the carpets and there Is no bathroom to save soap madam royal magazine hubby pray do not misunderstand me jeannette all I 1 ask Is that you should kiss me before and not after you have kissed the dog wife but leopold don t you think that the dog may have his preference judging by looks church she says she Is only 28 do you think she looks it gotham why yes I 1 think she looks like the kind of a woman who would say she was only 28 yonkers statesman his objection I 1 don t see his wife said why you should strongly object to the marriage of gladys and mr Pip he s one of the nicest young men I 1 ever knew oh he s nice enough as far as that s concerted conce but he s only 23 years old I 1 ought to be willing to wait a while but you were only 23 when you married me I 1 was thinking of that chicago record herald back to nature ater all said the enthusiastic in the flying machine Is a very simple matter all you have to do Is to observe the flight of birds and apply the same principle of course answered the cold skeptic and no doubt the best method of manufacture will be to construct them so that they will lay eggs and hatch washington star not always a fool tl ough she may be wl en rowing A rati er risky crew she does not rock the hammock athen it Is holding two pu it THE FLIGHT lome fly with me the yo ing roan bald not in the crude old fashioned way ily waits overhead and fr ts the tl at bh it stay but a pleasure jaunt I 1 ask you U try with roe chis ie no ike long journey s task come I 1 ly with me tl e fervid phrase of other day has given way to sl apio fact no more poetic ta cy tip e 1 Is simple and each I 1 don t request you 11 live life through and lie witia n e I 1 merely am inviting you to fly with n e washington star A POOR ACTOR you don t act like a blind man doing my best sir but when such chaps as you come along its hard to pretend not to see them philadel phia ledger never gets less all millinery fashions change each season more than twice tl e only constant tt ing at alx about them 1 tl e price detroit 1 ree press when greek met greek young waggles has got the laugh turned against him in his little joke against the fire insurance company hopson howa he insured cigars smoked them and then sent in a claim on the ground that they had been destroyed by fire klopson an I 1 they laughed a him I 1 supposed 7 clipson no they had him arrested on a charge of arson royal maga zine VE first city boarder let clinic mountain this morning second city boarder great scott man would you take such chances first city boarder what do you meana second city boarder why wa might not get back in time for dinner and they e going to have throe 0 pie to day the saucy seesaw A girl bale her escort chaucer to tilt on a teeter and tosa 1 er said she ath a thud As e e fell in the mud S ch a saucy seesaw I 1 baw sir ude A hard caseb jones his wife earns her own money brown indeed I 1 did not know she was employed jones oh yes hard at it all the time brown what does she do jones works him to hand over half holiday not an apt pupil I 1 have at last come to the slon remarked miss Prim leigh that men are not to be trusted my deal miss de young has it taken ou all these years to discover that and the subsequent silence coulden couldn t have been broken wilba rock crusher chicago dally lewk the unknown blessed ten times Is the man whose nearest neighbors do not know his name nor where he lives NO CHANGE she it dian didn t change me a bit when my uncle left his fortune to me he you are as crazy over a bargain as eer chicago journal |