Show TONIGHT'S TV VIEWING a 1 1 w ‘ CHANNIl 3 (KWON) CHANNIl 4 (KTVX) CMANNIl 7 (KUID) CMANNIl (KTVU) (MTU) CHANNIl I a (KTXL) CHANNIl 30 (KSTU) (KUTV) CHANNIl S (KSl) CHANNIl Standard-Examin- OK LOOK A wirOIN©ERBREADlllflM !f (For more complete listing see Sunday TV Closeup) CHANNEL Frank O'Neal SHORT RIBS— By WUCK CALOS SS- - L ET 'S JUST1 EMPTY I AMP "THINK LslOT OP THE TMTH TOu CH DECAY IT Listings in heavy type are paid ads EVENING 6:00 down-and-o- 3 Dick Van Dyke 4 News 5 News 8 Gilligan’s Island 11 Stationary Ark 3 4 5 7 him Report on the Prairie— Mary suffers an emotional breakdown after a fire in the School for the Blind 7 Movie— well-know- n singer-compos- FREE LEMONADES demonstrates compu-te- r animation and young musicians 4 That’s Incredible 5 Flo 7 Year of the Wil- that since it specifically affects the skin that my dermatologist should remove it Am I right? What type of doctor would be best to remove it? How is it removed? 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WILL NEVER YOU KNOW SURVIVE THE THAT' ORDEAL OF THE “Test Pilot” Clark Gable Myr-n- a Loy While testing a plane a pilot is forced to land in a field belonging to a farmer and meets the daughter of the house falling in love with her 3 Movie — (1938) 8 News Masterpiece Theatre 1 1 12 News the Beatles Chubby 11:10 Checker and the Rolling Stones - are combined with clips from Streets Francisco 5 -- per- formances in this salute MASH National Geographic the Mind” The mys- Special — ‘‘Mysteries of teries of and critical new discoveries about the most physically in— are human mind preparation for the turn of an ancient versary (R) MASH Castle Stainton sends the castle bailiff to capture Dominic who is g 8 2 5 Cross-Wit- s 4 1 THE FLINTSTONES— By 12:00 Tomorrow The Virginian Prisoner: Cell Block H Sanford and Son 2 be-in- MASH mornings DEAR READER — I would suggest throwing the book away It’s an obvious source of medical misinformation which can cause more damage to your health than any help you might derive from it No there’s not one word of truth to the idea that honey will cure arthritis The main ingredients in honey are exactly the same as you find in table sugar Both are made up essentially of glucose and fructose In table sugar these two single sugars glucose and fructose are hooked together in what we call a double sugar In honey they’ve already been separated When you use table sugar it’s broken apart into the same single sugars by an enzyme in your intestine So once table sugar and honey get into your bloodstream they have essentially the same actions read- 11:50 7 Dick Cavett Once upon a Classic— ‘‘Dominic: Miss Sarah” The housekeeper of ( Hanna Barbara something happened DURING yOUR T--V A I MrNwiM HMi HruOt mo N4 1 tar SPEECH SENATOR X f&XQ i e t 12:10 20 Jack Van Impe Special DEAR DR LAMB — Does honey really cure or help arthritis? I read in a book that it’s supposed to help if you take it with black coffee in the given powers by a sorcerer in plored (R) (Part take it out” A psychiatrist-i- s ex- 8) They usually involve the fatty tissue directly under the skin The procedure is dependent to some extent on' its location size and what the individual person desires Since a tumor is rounded when it’s taken out it often leaves a depression in the tissues around it If it’s in an area where it’s not exposed or otherwise doesn’t bother you that can be done rather simply Sometimes a plastic surgeon redeconstructs the area to prevent a saucer-lik- e pression In any case the removal procedure is relatively simple at least for the surgeon and the discomfort to the patient is minimal For lumps under the skin that you can’t be sure what they are I agree with the old saying “When in doubt Strange” (1978) Peter Hooten Jessica Walter the ruthlessly 3 interof DEAR READER — Lipomas are little tumors of fat The ordinary one is totally benign and won’t cause any problem The fat cells are encased in a thin membrane The difficulty is being absolutely certain that it is a limpoma Since yours has been present for 15 years it certainly sounds like it’s not a serious matter Nevertheless everyone who has a lump or bump or mass whatever you want to call it should have it examined by a physician as you have done A puncture biopsy literally means sticking a small needle-lik- e instrument directly into the tissue area and taking out a little piece that can be looked at under the microscope That’s sometimes done if one has any question about the character of a lump Usually a surgeon removes lipomas They’re not really diseases of the skin as you have stated 11:40 20 CBS Late Movie — “Dr accessible of all the body’s organisms — of San 11:25 4 Barney Miller to pop music (R) 12 lot pm Y8'8 11:00 Baseball — Denver (CC) (R) mm ALLEY OOP — By MASH 5 To ASK (gl'ttObyNCA 10:40 7:30 WKRP in Cincinnati I'M ARgAlD AND OF THE WORD FEAR documentary on the migration of the wil- rogated I FRANK AND ERNEST— By Bob Thaves FRESH LATE NEWS Wid-mar- k 8:00 11 CAN 11 4 ABC Movie — ‘‘Heroes of Rock ’n’ Roll” (1979) Documentary Highlights of the careers of 8 UOOK “lewd” dancing Bears vs Indianapolis Indians 5 NBTWEPF ‘‘Can-Can- ” 2 NewsWatch 2 AT 10:00 IS 7:35 7 X CAMY Score by Cole Porter A cafe owner defends her rights when her dance hall is raided because of 20 High Chaparral 3 ptac amu BUGS BUNNY— By Stoffol & Hoimdahl - Lehrer Redebeest and the ecologof this ical importance port animal’s migration to 20 The Benny Hill Show the cycle of the African 10:30 wilderness 2 The Best of Carson 8 Star Trek 1 1 The 4 ABC News Victory Garden 1 1 MINUTE Frank Sinatra Shirley MacLaine 10:00 narrates this 5 20 CENT5A er music fundamentals 12 X THE ©LASSES I RENT FOR HOW DO YOU MARE ANY MONEY BY IVIN AWAY (1960) cial — “Makin’ Music” with the aid of etf 9:10 claims the life of her infant son (R) 3 Young People’s Spe- debeest — the dock workers of a big city in an iron grip (2 hrs) 20 National News Weeknight 20 Dick Van Dyke A S hrs) who holds Little House U Brando Eva Marie 8 Bewitched 2 flag d Saint Only one man musters up enough courage to challenge a powerful mob leader 11 7:00 T M 12 Movie — “On the Waterfront” (1954) Marlon Lehrer - y NEA Inc §) 1980 WINTHROP— By Dick Cavalll DEAR DR LAMB — I have a lipoma tumor on my left arm I’ve had it for at least 15 years I think it may be growing a little How can I be sure? I showed it to my dermatologist last week and he said he wouldn’t want to see it get any bigger How large is considered dangerous? It is 65 cm now He said that if it gets any bigger a puncture biopsy would be necessary Please explain a puncture biopsy Can it be done in the doctor’s office? Then he told me that a plastic surgeon would have to remove it I would think Feeling Free 1 1 6:30 PM Magazine Sanford and Son Face the Music Tic Tac Dough MacNeil (2 By LAWRENCE LAMB MD ut good-nature- 12 Star Trek 20 I Love Lucy 2 of a docu- on mented incident from Rogers’ early life 5 Lou Grant 7 Pledge Break 8 Movie — “A New Leaf” (1971) Walter Matthau Elaine May The plans of a playboy to marry and murder a wealthy girl go astray when he realizes that her innocent ways appeal to MONDAY AUG 18 1980 2 News Lipomas Actually Little Tumors of Fat stars as Will Rogers in a OGDEN STANDARD-EXAMINE- R Monday August 18 1980 3B er tA sd pUTTINS )I prfd J IT MILDLV THEV TO &RING A MORE IMPORTANT interrupted MESSAGE CAMERAS BY J 12:30 8:3Q 8 The Benny Hill Show 12 Movie — ‘‘The Big Show” (1961) Esther Williams Cliff Robert- House Calls 8 The Odd Couple 1 1 Antiques 1 2 The Odd Couple 5 9:00 2 Mark Twain’s America — ‘‘Young Will R- ogers” Robert Hays son The son of a circus owner allows himself to be imprisoned for his father’s sake min) (2 hrs 15 BRIDGE with the I NEW Yashica FX-- 3 £ By OSWALD JACOBY And ALAN SONTAG Oswald: “In looking over my bridge library I came upon a book by Pierre Albarran and Pierre Jais published in 1960 Entitled ‘How to Win at 1 lymbsl tor pr-- ® lightweight and com- pact shutter ipudi from 1 neond tocond Alpino to 11000 of Comoro Introductory Sptcial tiy good advice to players” I Alan: “Didn’t you play against both of i them in World championships?” Oswald: “Yes My team beat Albarran’s French team in the first one in 1935 Then in 1960 shortly before j year’s Alan: “Albarran t winning to be pashould learn player 1 EEK & MEEK — By r EaC3E£P5 AUMDIU& I 99 95 FREE 8 HOUR PHOTO COURSE With every new camera at Alpine Camera how to use your new Yashica! 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