Show j 1 1 et ete e a YS vf v f H R sure cure you will never break up automobile speeding by timing the automo biles bantered the strange in the bis goggles maybe not neighbor drawled the rural constable with the huge star but we have broken up a lot of speed ing by timing the liming the yes giving them sixty days time la the county jail chicago daily news pa s fault johnny asked the sunday school teacher what have you learned about jonah and the whalem Nothing 9 S irely ou did not for get that I 1 told yo i last S inday we were going to have jonah and the while for our lesson to day I 1 dian didn t breet it but pa says he don t want me to read about any more ol 01 these natu e faes chicago rec ord herald the art of M aking suburban resident es I 1 want a useful man about my country place can you milka applicant is SOT which s de of a cow do you sit on when milking 9 wull sor 01 never milked but wan cow an she auz a kicker an bedad a good dale av the oi was on both sides av her sor washington star PATS LOGIC squire I 1 say pat the wort looking horse I 1 ever saw why dont you fatten him upa pat fatten him is ita the poor baste can hardly carry what lit tie flesh he s got now she might so she said you have made up your mind never to marrye yes after thinking it over for a long time I 1 have decided never to ask any girl to be my wife pshaw dont feel that way about it you never can judge by appear ances how foolish some girls are the very first one you asked might be willing to marry you no use catching any fishe nope getting any nope then why dont you try it some where else the im passin the time away without havin to do any thing ala t 9 chicago record herald sounded familiar eva uncle tom made millions with his mines when he went over to europe be could offord a private cabin tor himself edna gracious how funny eva what Is funny deara edna why it must have been uncle tom s cabin r chlcagno dally news clent credentials careful parent before I 1 can give consent to your proposed marriage to my daughter I 1 must know something about your character suitor certainly sir certainly here Is my bank book careful parent after a glance take her my son and be happy N Y weekly all bluff yes boasted the fortune hunting count all of our family castles were on high mountains my ancestors all lived on big bluffs indeed replied the wise heiress and I 1 see that you take after them chicago daily news the ginev table result stage manager I 1 got the leading man to run over his lines in that au part manager wella stage manager he simply mangled them baltimore american OH GEORGE amy the first game of ten nis ive played now I 1 know what love means george well I 1 ve found the feel ing coming on very strong since ive known you amy then the sparrows chirped witnesses like watches go just as they re set too fast or slow but ler not for doggie mrs de stile are you going to take your poodle to the auntry with youa mrs legrand mercy no they have such miserable food there cleveland leader A SUITABLE SPOT I 1 think we 11 rest a few minutes it you dont mind im quite out of breath and this Is a very comfortable place one of the dr there should be more alons of cases where graft seems able remarked the energetic citizen I 1 dont know answered farmer corntassel investigations never yet added much to my peace of mind im one these fool people who would rather go on suspecting the worst than have it proved wash ington star necessities of life mr Small purse back from the wed ding tour here we are my dear in our new home if you will look about the house and tell me wanted go out and get it bride returning from tour of in my love we need a cook a chambermaid and a butler new york weekly STANDS TO REASON babel I 1 would I 1 were a soldier boy clara that you might what mabel hat I 1 might nothing havn t ou noticed how often they become engaged in battled not understood what makes you think some worn en find it difficult to understand subjects like the tariffs inquired the suffragette the frequency answered the mere man with which a number of them have recently been caught smug gling washington star wooden whew exclaimed the young gen tieman who had taken the object ct his affections for a row up the river the sun Is so powerful that my head feels on fire really was the unsympathetic rejoinder I 1 thought I 1 could smell burning wood somewhere sure of a home gyer the government gives the in dian an education in exchange tor his land myer but why does it educate hima gyer to enable him to live on his mental reservation I 1 suppose achl cago dally news that nd I 1 never feel that I 1 can pitch in and have a good romp with those bullyan children they are always so fixed up one has to handle them with gloves all right they re dressed kids themselves you see baltimore american A bract cal view mrs theart do you believe in all this modern progress that a woman really finds any use in a cluba mrs Stron garm that depends whether she wants to use it for her own head or on her husband s balti american sweets or meat she before we were married yol used to bring me chocolate every time you came he yes dear and it cost a booi gooi deal less than the meat and potatoes pota I 1 bring you now rural mus country boarder for heaven s sake listen to those mosquitoes the landlord bothin that s my darter the mandolin cleveland leader |