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Show 5 A Bumper Crop, As A Matter Of Fact THE GREEN SHEET Thursday, January - It Looks Like A Good Year For Witty Phrases by Connie Sample Greta Sheet Staff Writer MURRAY. Next time you are in traffic, such as early morning or just after 5 p.m., try to look on the light side of the situation. In bumper-to-bumpe- r traffic, there isnt much to do except read bumper stickers. Try it you may like it. Now sometimes you have to get pretty close to read what that piece of choice information says. But it is worth your time and trouble. bumper-to-bump- One such sticker reads; If you can read this... youre too darn close. Well thats about what it reads, anyway. One bumper sticker that pretty well describes most of us says, I Owe. I owe. So off to work I go. Or perhaps you would like the one that says, The gas war is over. Gas Won. Then there are bumper stickers that give out advice to those following such as Dont Honk! Im pedaling as fast as I can. Or perhaps, Dont laugh. My other car is a Cadillac. Then there are the countless bumper stickers that say, I support .... which can be a political candidate, high school or any type of organization that exists, such as Parents Without Partners. I noticed serveral bumper stickers which read, I love my dog, or I love my cat, and one even said, I love myself. One cautioned, Dont drink and drive. Just Drink. Another noted One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day. One told me, We have it good in Another stated, Salt Lake City. Lead me not into temptation.. .for Ill find it for myself. Then there are the occupational bumper stickers, or at least, advice to those seeking help. They include, Dont sleep with a drip tonight call a plumber, or Woodcarvers are always in the chips, or Support the Arts, kiss a musician, or Get off my Bach, or Make a treasure hunter happy, lose a coin. Then there is the one that states, When handguns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns. There are bumper stickers that refer to ones drivings skills such as If you dont like the way I drive then stay off the sidewalk. As a Or perhaps my favorite, matter of fact I do own the road. Then there is the one that we all would like to be able to attach to our At least its paid driving vehicle for. The nii aiMses latest circulation figures. are out, and mi? 8 in Salt Lake County the Green Sheet Newspapers stand tall with 80,105 circulation. We may be number 2, but we try harder! 90,000 80,000 70,000 60,000 50.000 40.000 30,000 20,000 10,000 81,894 SALT LAKE TRIBUNE 80,105 GREEN SHEET 43,356 DESERET NEWS 155 East 4905 South Murray, Utah 84107 FOR ADVERTISING OR INSERT DISTRIBUTION INFORMATION, PLEASE CALL Circulation figures for Tribune and News come from current ABC Audit 262-668- 4 16, 1986 |