| Show fell into bad company A canny scot was brought before a london magistrate on the charge ot being drunk and disorderly what have you to say for yourself sira demanded the magistrate you look like a respectable man and ought to be ashamed to stand I 1 am verra sorry sir but I 1 cam up in bad company fra glasgow hum bay replied the prisoner what sort 0 company A lot of teetotalers was the start ling response do you mean to say teetotalers are bad company thundered the magia I 1 think they are the best ot company for such as you beggin ser pardon sir answered the prisoner ye re wrong for I 1 had a bottle of an I 1 had to drink it all myself |