Show england a ugliest man two little american girls went into the drawing room while an english man of astounding ugliness was call ing upon their mother they advanced hand in hand and stood regarding the visitor with an expression ol 01 mute astonishment come here children said the mother and let me pre present ent you to mr jones the children did not budge instead one of them exclaimed 4 no we don t want to meet mr jones he is the ugliest man we have ever seen having delivered this opinion the child turned and dragging her sister after her ran from the room the englishman remained calm while th the 0 children a mother endeavoring t to 0 overcome her embarrassment said 0 mr jones they did not mean it the way you thought they did 0 yes they did retorted mr jones bursting into a hearty laugh I 1 am the ugliest person that god ever allowed to be made new york sun |