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Show ‘Whatin the‘World! tain a separatelist of all cards and their registration numbers. 4) Carry a separate holder for credit cards to avoid displaying yourentire wallet just to get at one card. dry diapers—is loud, rapid andinsistent. A whimper will never mean a pin is - sticking him—that will be an unmistakeable shriek, The Department of Pediatrics of the Long Island, N.Y., Jewish Hospital, which recorded some 300 infants’ cries, suggests that an ideal explanation for a new babysitter would be a tape recording of the differentcrics. ACTRESS NIKE ARRIGHI Before and after her haircut Actress Nike Arrighi, 23, had to submit to total head-shaving to get the role of a nun in the film, “The Devils.” Many high-fashion models are becoming skin- ments, “I was curious beforehand, but CRY BABY Just listen to the code urday. The first U.S. plane was sky- jacked to Cuba 10 years ago Saturday. it will help her to know the difference BIRTHDAYS:Ella Fitzgerald is 53 Sunday. Carol Burnett is 36 Monday. Mrs. Coretta King is 44 Tuesday. Ann-Margret, 30 Wednesday. Duke Ellington, 72 Thursday. Emperor Hirohito of Japan, THIS WEEK'S DATES: The U.S. Cham- 70 Thursday. Queen Juliana of the Netherlands, 62 Friday. Wintitrop Rockefeller, 59 Saturday. Scott Car- ber of Commerce will be meeting in penter, 46 Saturday. infant has different cries for different needs, according to the Pampers Infor- Washington today. Sunday is also the beginning of America’s Junior Miss Pageant, Mobile, Ala. Next Saturdayis MayDay and Law Day(by Presidential proclamation). It a!so marks the beginnings of American Camping Week, Sen- mation Service. When he’s tired, the cry ior Citizens Month, Car Care, Correct Posture, International Air Travel, Hearing and Speech and Mental Health Month. And the Kentucky Derby opens with the first race of the Triple Crown at Churchill Downs, Louisville. unwomanly.” To safeguard credit cards from theft during a business trip or vacation, the Pinkerton Detective Agency suggests these precautions: 1) Don’t take along cards which are from local establishments back home and can’t be used All babies have a secret cry code that parents could crack by listening carefully. A six-year study indicates that an locked in a safe place. Some possibil- is invariably a fretful whine. A low monotonous cry iadicates hunger. Younger babies cry more feebly than ities include a safe, safety deposit box older ones, but the pattern is the same. or in the care of your employer. 3) Re- The discomfort call—such as a need for elsewhere. 2) Keep cards left behind of independence on Thursday. The Empire State Building was dedicated as world’s tallest building 40 years ago Sat- averages 18 business trips a year. When she makes plane reservations for him, real me.” But not poor Nike. She laafterwards I felt terrible. It is very Florida, Georgia and Mississippi (and on some other dates in other Southern states). The YWCA cbserves World Membership Day Wednesday. Israel marks its 23rd year (Hebrew calendar) The typical secretary has a boss who in the similar terms of direct flight, through flight, and nonstop. Nonstop means just that. But on someairlines, direct or through indicates there is at _ least one stop en route. heads voluntarily. They praise the fad with “I feel so free,” or, “This is the ANNIVERSARIES: Confederate Memorial Day is observed Sunday in Alabama, > BIRTHDAY PEOPLE: Carol Burnett; Scott Carpenter Quips & Quotes giaf Dictation A man is seldom more surprised Than when he has just read His steno’s first transcription Of the things she thoughthe said. —Hal Chadwick A movie company was shooting 2 local street scene for a picture when two elderly women walked into the line of the camera. An assistant producer shouted, “Don’t go through there. A movie is being shot.” “Well,” exclaimed one woman, “if it’s anything like the one I sat through last night, it certainly deserves to be.” —Henry E. Leabo A well-informed man always has views the same as yours. —E. J. Munter quaintance who solved the problem in cided an object lesson was due. One night, after she had thus prepared herself for bed, he covered his face with shaving lather, put on an the following fashion: old fishing hat bristling with colorful A bachelor, left in charge of his infant nephew, was faced with a crisis. He frantically called a married ac- “First, place the diaper in the position of a baseball diamond—with you at bat. Fold second base over home plate. Place baby on pitcher's mound. Then pin first and third to home plate. —Thomas LaMance Secrets Choir robes, chastely unrevealing, Permit disguises hy concealing Ungirdled altos, briefly skirted, And brawny baritones, unzhirted; Paunchy papas, pregnant mamas Present no startling panoramas, Andchoir boys wrapped in robed embraces, Wear guns as well as angel faces. —Lenore Eversole Fisher His wife came to bed night after flies and other lures and wrapped an old, tasseled bathrobe sash around his neck. Then he donned his pajamas and bounced into the bedroom. His wife took one look at him, frowned and said: “I thought I told you to change your pajamas. You know perfectly well I'm washing tomorrow.” —Bert Kruse Blind faith can someiimes turn into a blind spot. —Elaine Rubin The young couple had hadtheir first quarrel, and for several hours neither would speak to the other. Finally the husband decided to give in. “Please speak to me, dear,” he said. “I admit I was wrong and you were right.” night with her hair up in curlers, her “ft won’t do any good,” sobbed the face covered with beauty cream and her chin strapped. The husband de- bride. “I've changed my mind.” —Dorothea Kent Family Weekly, April 25, 1971 23 |