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Show _ + Sylvester and Genevieve Myfriend. Sylvester merely ambles Through any room andit’s a shambles. He sprinkles ashes, wrinkles rugs, The very king of litterbugs. He’s not like my friend Genevieve, The tidy-upper who can’t leave A cushion squashed for half a minute Nor beara tray with ashes in it. a A Yet though sheis a patience-tester, , And 80, alas, is poor Sylvester, —. Fy I love them both because they're sweet. But, oh, I hope they never meet, For opposites attract, it’s said! And, sure as shooting, they’d be wed. And once that happened, who’s refuting The fact that soon there’d sure be shooting! —Georgie Starbuck Galbraith uips and Quotes Twoyoung bachelors returned from an exciting vacation, and the first thing one did was telephone his steady girl. Moments later, he staggered out of the telephone booth, ashen-faced. “I can’t believe it,” he said. “She’s going to get married.” “Don't worry,” his friend consoled. “I can introduce you to other girls.” “No, you. don’t understand,” the bachelor said. “She says she’s going to marry me!” —James Shurluck Some ghosts were having a party, but most of the lady ~ spooks were huddled in @ corner, whispering angrily among themselves. The object of their scorn was a pretty girl ghost who was constantly surroundedby the most attractive male spirits. It became too much for one of the wallflower lady ghosts. “Hrumpf!” she said acidly. “Her and Mothers are the first of America’s natural resources - to be exhausted. —Dan Bennett--- “Daddy!-Daddy! Did you bring ‘me anything?” JUNIOR Riddle Me This Billy wanted to be so surehe’d get plenty of sleep before school opened the next day that he [edsulle CHEST went to bed at 7 o’clock andset the alarm for 8 in ee : —Frances Benson the morning. How many hourssleep did he have? ° Answer: "j431u 484} g 48 Yo JUOM ULIe[e eyJ—2UQ Ss, The Clown ° e By Clarence Biers - EDITED BY ANN DAVIDOW % HAD A A eoeceevre ; ee © © © eo ee ew ee hl hl hl hl tlt ee her contour sheet!” tt Ig RED NOSE AND Let’s Eat Up 4 THE 3 : ° . . HAD ‘ : MEALS A Day, HIS PO/TED THE FUNNY u WE E HAD HAD RED RED On"® @ = e :AD A 2 Hew ov — ANDO HE HAD His WE HAD a FUNNY UP mu Pictured here are three things to eat ending in UP. fy ee Can you name them? (Hint: note especially the shaded “ERIEND THE wHo HAD: A WAGGY portions of each picture.) - Answers: ‘dnyojey ‘dnids ‘dnog SeyWERE: Cea HAPpy Ursa. oe 6 ee ee ew ew Se wo ww ww tts ewe Family Weekly, October 18, 1964 ww |