| Show A YACHT those of ua us who me ate wont to envy tha luxurious easterners mho 4 ho to attempt 4 to win tho the cup may inay get some consolation out of the tho following description of that pleasure taken from colliers weekly pure fun f un nothing can surpass the observation of yacht racing for a cup you get up tip orly early lo 10 tho the morning and return into late in fn tho the afternoon whether you buy huy a ticket and aro are packed with a few bundled other tu nates or own a line steam yacht yourself Is all gnp in cither either case you travel eagerly out into the ocean near sandy hook where yon stop and roll en enjoying tho the sensations inspired in tho the human stomach by auch activity you look nt itt along line of boats performing the motions and try to sad ead their names in the distance almast invisible are two white streaks known to be shamrock and reliance one la Is u little to the windward hulf the party putty thinks it la Is the defender tho the other half believes it Is the chal challenger loneer about one man out of three knoss whether the course ia to on an equilateral tt triangle laugle a it or the ona abl abI norum burners pass around from time to time about the relative performances of the boata boats everybody cuts eats lunch who Is not riot seasick tho the whole long performance Is amusing because it Is in something a g to do and ou are net not compelled to do it indeed you have to pay to do it the ilia ea air Is very nico nice mery body says ono one my may o 0 go and geathe get tho se sea antron air on a ferry ferryboat bont when there Is no race and the air Is just as a good during the races those who are unable to spend tem houra hours a day looking at white whito specks at sea watch the results on bulletin boards the details aro are telegraphed over tho the world ond and eagerly devoured devon red and everybody who can buy or borrow a news paIA may share the excitement and th fun and thou thousands ands are made happy who could not tell a schooner from froma a catboat but of course it 16 Is not the a same me as being able to say you actually my saw the raco made a wireless telegraph a horseless carriage too and theres no tilling what the mind of man can ean do ne he doubt well soon be eating and drinking co cow less milk and wearing a shee sheo plese pless wool or mayban a formless orm less sj silk how would you like a treeless tre otes poach peach or a piece of pork wed bo be content if thoyd anven a kind of workless wor kloes voik yet make snake wireless telephones pl phones iones or maybo noiseless Bo iseler noise and were afraid it they keep on et make dagless boy boys the horse trotting has been lowered at the rate of about a second acar dortho tor the last fifty ear tho the washington tot post rest has figured out that it this rate la Is kept up without any breaks in a couple of hundred years fires class horses will bo be doing a rulla in less than no time an automobile went wild at detroit and abd knocked a man seventy feet this Is a splendid argument in favor of general miles plan to use automobile automobiles in the army it the wild auto can bo be used upon the enemy instead of upon the comrades A ten inch now snow in montana wyoming and the Dal dakotas kotas with thousands of live stock freezing to death looks improbable to the man who Is enjoying the plo peasant asart september 0 weather in eastern utah but such Is the truth the populist state convention in iowa last wick was a R great groat success there were eight delegates present and the only other member ef of tho the party in lit tho state sent his congratulations by telephone judge P a aker tor for president tom johnson for vice vie president and thi till dickens to pay generally Is believed to ba b the democratic program the man who keeps ills his trade alive with only an occasional should try to keep ullo e on one bowl of milk a month |
