| Show what Is news anything the reader wants to know the rational man carefully abstains from doing anything rash the average man l al leves that mitt he Is 13 above the average favorable comment has but one ono leg an a rule but slander Is a 1 m A it Is capable of proof that many a lean baby grows up to bo be a big fat man chronic loungers should not treat their busy friends private office as a public snap mrs nat husband seema seems to bg the only man able to beat nat herreshoff Herre ahoff conscious that bo he 13 1 not an adonis oom paul has taken tp to rep repulsing cam era fiends with a club colorado has discovered a cowboy poet POOL and now the west est knows where to look for its poet lariat these contradictory dispatches dispatch from Somal Soma lland liland leave one in doubt whether the mullah la Is mad or glad A designer watson of the shamrock shamrocks has juet just married which shows that ho he can win something anyway it may be that lyubomir 1 was one of tho the leaders of the servian I 1 1 revolt but we suspect the linotype tho the latest scientific dictum Is that the mustache Is unsanitary so Is the corset but the girls insist on both going fong two Ger gerrman rijan count and a french marquis now girls who i will close the sale by saying gons gone mr gates says mays the worst has been reached in the stock market this I 1 Is s not consolation to the man who reached it according to a dispatch from st petersburg russia and japan now agree korea may well bo be alarmed if this Is true king xing peter now has an opportunity to decide whether or not ho he will sleep steep in the room in which his predecessor was assassinated A pittsburg doctor has received a feo fee of for treating a man who died lie ito will never need to take anything for his nerve i mary maccano announces that she will writ another book then mary will probably discover that she struck twelve come some time ago mr lincola steffens the Asmo deus dous of american cities has got around to philadelphia and taken talen tho the lid 02 in his usual masterly style one ono of tho the most important elements of success successful fal humor Is surprise our prise and it was not antraing nil int in comical little marshall wildern Wl mar martlage ilage it if the price of potatoes goes too high says the boston globe eat rice was there ever a more painful example of disloyalty to the home food staple if impatient lovers would only wait a tow few days it Is possible the appeal to car carbolic bollo acid would not be required but love Is bund blind and very very foolish y at times people are beginning to wonder what the next get rich quick scheme to I 1 going to be all ot of iho the old avenues to hasty wealth seems to have beau successfully plugged k it Is announced that clyde fitch Is going to spend the winter in wash ington and wll will probably dramatize cither either the department scandals or the congressional record As the navies of both powers are now in prime condition france and england feel that this Is an exceptionally tio nally opportune time in which to entertain proposals for permanent leafe two elderly parsons deserted their wives wires and eloped with young girle girls and the strange thing about it Is that with ot ibern em had marriage been a failure bite had live children and the other eighteen jeremiah euckley Buc kloy whose poem on shamrock was so thoroughly appreciated by sir thomas lipton Is one of those ready writers who can tear it off by the column without topping stopping to measure linds or count feat |
