| Show of two two evils dont choose both its all off lipton has a foot toot thie this time A city that Is in net met upon a hill eannel bo b drowned out by a flood the colleges are making our grov anent citizens happy by degrees A genuine sympathetic strike when the clock strikes the hour to quit the man who knows nothing ts to usually the one who insists on telling it never kiss a girl by mistake at least dont let her know thai that it was a mistake mia take A beta thet PI convention Is coming this must bo be the father of all the breakfast foods dont envy john D Rockel ellor he ile has a stomach that refuses to digest anything ho he likes to oat eat the publisher of chos who in servia Is in working day and night to get cot his new edition ready the countess of yarmouth appears to ne no giving her catl ail enough money to leep him quiet anyway the man who thinks stocks cant go any lower Is generally able to do de wo ish his theory by buying some the sultan of lokoto Is making it necessary for british officers to regret td report why wont these sultans be good tho the distinction between the upp classes and the common herd now I 1 la that tho the upper classes wear panama panamas 0 and pajamas if a barilar could realize cra a the value of stolen property r as given out by bis his victim te would never have to abuigle again the names of at the new now servian ministry tear a striking resemblance to athe the list of bor hospital spital victims after a Va paterson Pate terson raon riot As long as your sweetheart finds fault with you you are safe but when she fank fault in you be sure to look 1001 for another girl king peter at geneva was happy to ito moet tho the bra brao braw w representatives of the servian antly abuy king alexander t at belgrade boston has a society young man who has not worn a hat for three years he probably to hide his magnificent brain tho the of the pop population on of pekin vary from to A lk OIL 1 discrepancy of doesn doean dother bother the celestials a little alt abit doctor of sacred theology Is ulo the now titio bestowed by columbia uni iver diversity sity on dr gordon of boston but all theology sacred to some body woman Is the genau 3 of compromise she begins by her son tp bo be president one ends by being satisfied to havo haie him pass the plato plate in church A million gallons of whisky wore de boyed by fire in glasgow fortu bately the destruction of all this whisky lii vi liis s accomplished with the loss of only seven lives death on a white horse borse seems to have cli changed angad his scat seat to racing automobile at least the returns from that big french race seem to indicate the german scientists clent sta who have been studying american agriculture as it Is to bo be feen seen in chicago will have an extensive knowledge of the tare and wild oats crops the experienced bachelor of the new york press remarks arks that its queer how all rosy lips look so muc much h alike and yet taste eo so different he be learned yet that ho he should never tell rev matt S hughen hughes saye says tho man who Is part of an epic Is thac the man who writes an epic it Is to bo be hoped that tho the people who aia writing epics ill nov now turn to nobler and better things pope leo ix Is getting a good deal of comfort just now out of the italian proverb the announcement of oner one death always adds years to ones life lite it if this be so to the arvd ared pontiff a good tor for a least a round century |
