Show FOUND ALL THE SYMPTOMS B boss dark new york journalist knew he hid had appendicitis though doctors denied it moss boss dark clark who has been city editor of the new york sun for or more years than he likes to say according to the popular magazine arrived at als one afternoon took off hla his coat sat down at the desk groaned aloud three times and complained of 0 a severe pain in his side 1 I think I 1 have appendicitis he be remarked and I 1 am going to find out about it pretty soon A few minutes later one of the reporters found him in the office library studying a medical book the boss slammed the book shut looked up at the reporter and said in a tone of finality 1 I have got it I 1 find that I 1 have every symptom set out in this chapter lie he went home and called a doctor who examined him and told him that hat there was nothing the matter with him two hours later the boss telephoned for his brother who Is a clergyman to come over from brooklyn to see him then he be went to bed when his brother arrived the boss said 1 I know you are a preacher but this Is where you go to a rum shop I 1 read in the medical book at the office tha champagne Is good for appendicitis I 1 am suffering tortures with appendicitis and I 1 want a quart of champagne go get it and he clerical brother went and got it the boss drank it all but it did him no good before sunrise the next morning he telephoned to a hospital for the ambulance and he be had himself taken to the operating room he persuaded the physician that ho be had appendicitis ile he was right and the operation saved his life |