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Show ALL SHE WOULD DO. A new railway was being made, and, the design including a small farm, the officers of the line paid a visit to the owner, an old lady. "Madam," said the surveyor, "we understand that you own this farm, and it is my duty to inform you that our new railway will run through your barn." "Oh, will it?" said the old lady. "Well, let me tell you that the last train will have to be not later than nine o'clock, because you'll not catch me sitting up after that to open the doors for it or anything else. So mind." Tit Bits. |