Show n S 0 t S 1 I 1 k knowledge planted bythe hea fia hands n d s of affection in the hollowed sancta sanctuary ary any of home takes deeper root than seed sown by the wayside jake rjake 21 kaidan sal sai dpn dan old oid farmer himer one day t to 0 his mower do you know how many horns there are in a dilemma well no I 1 dont factly 11 replied jake bul but buc I 1 know factly how many there are in a old monongahela A A farmer passing through gh a village stabbed a dog that attacked him elm idith witha a pitchfork upon being carried before a justice he was asked why he did not strike the the cur our with the butt of his wea pona pon so I 1 should replied he if the dog had bad run at me with his tait tail 1 dar are said sald a sable preacher addressing his brethren breth brethren reh reb two roads tro dis world de one am a broad lia uia and ill d narrow road pad r dat d at le leads adato tto perdition and de oder am a narrow and broad ro road ad dat leads to sure destruction if it dat am de do kase said a sable hearer bearer idis dis culled individual takes to de do woods 11 y A alady I 1 ady whose of piety was more affected than attractive once took a friend to task for wear wearing I 1 ng feathers feather fa but said the frie fric friend ild lid wily why are my feathers any more objectionable than the brilliant artificial arti fical flowers in your own bonnet oh replied the censorious lady christians must draw the line soine somewhere where anid arid I 1 draw adraw it at feathers an awkward ill dressed countryman who was strolling about the park the other lay day attracted considerable attention oil on account acco of his absurd appearance pe arance Becom becoming bik big coils conscious edom erom atlant at last of the fact he turned to a gentleman ent leman ieman who was boking at him with open mouth surprise and exclaimed t bol boi hol if your ra mouth p so 0 wi wide e open sun sunburn urn your teeth teethe 11 and walked away triumphant arnad amid the laughter his ails ally sally called forth A boy was tempted by some oc of his com fronia companions to pluck some ripe cherries from a tree his father had forbidden him to touch ga you need not na t be dnn afraid raid said sald they for if your fathel should nin fin ra d out bouhad taken them he is so kind he wo would uld not hurt you that asalle is the very reason 11 re replied lied ailed the boy why I 1 should not touch them ais bis uis us true jn iny father nather would me I 1 yet e lr J moy toy 11 Yf disobedience I 1 know would would curf M my ather father and that would be worse worse to me else eise V in lif the hight higia of rno rao mosquito ito time the little rascals practiced practice their songs nightly to the annoyance annoyance of levery every ong one one W while ile lle a little girl ettie about nive five years sears old oid I 1 wasi wast being byln put ut to bed beaher zher lher mother s said sald a a to her 11 ga ettie ettle ittie ittle you must alva alya always s ba b a coq good girl and then at night when yu are asleep the angelat ivill come and ald sin sing and watch natch around your bedd bedi 0 iio O yes ma said baid ettie ettle janow X know that I 1 heard the theuil theril r singing all around my head last night andson 0 them thesbit bit ilie ille me to A clergyman called to visits visit a wp man who was calmly waiting walting herde p artmire phe jahe expressed to depart sald said the minister are you xou willing tobe tabe damned forever for the tae glory globy of god no 0 o sir she softly whispered h peret 1 I cannot say that the afflicted husband who by the bedside listening to the conversi conversation tion moved by the impulse of his nature steppe dup to the interrogator and said are you willing to be thus damned tyes lyes reply then their sir there go anu and abe be damned and let my wife depart in peace I 1 t the instant you enten enter I 1 a house whether rich or poor y oil oti kilow know whether it belongs to fo a clever housekeeper or not it lys N not in the kind or amount of pr property oper and furniture but buelt itis it is in its disposition in the art with mahich every thing is made to look its best she shu is neier never taken at a disadvantage she itis it 16 Is who ni 11 0 keeps the ifie house on those fabulous sums which drive the more lavish hou to despair and cause a frenzy of admiration in their less fortunate possessors yet who always lias has a weir welp tilled filled larder and can produce a better supply at a moments natice than marly mariy others with double her weekly allowance with her hands full fall to overflowing she never lets fall the smallest remnant and ev even cn contrives to hold hoid to the skirts of some pleasure aswell aswell she finds time for every thing she has to do and a proper place elace for everything she abe she has to keep she is 19 never hurried aurriell hur but punctual timely and exact the clever housekeeper has rarely unruly children industrious dust rious herself she compels others to b be 0 industrious as well an and d thus cuts cluts off a large source of rebellion and disaffection giop t t 0 fw lr I 1 0 hajt rrt f aay rby rayj ov j r |