| Show NOTES ONLY TWO iwo extra sessions of congress have been held since the aarand both of them were called by P resident president hayes in the whole history of ef the country since time there have been but eleven special sessions THE ADVOCATES advocat of sunday opening for the world pair are grieved be yo yond nd nit asure to find and that senator it M 8 quay is opposed to them th the cause of their amazement is that the distinguished po politician I 1 has what are commonly c called ed scruples girl who sued her ex lover for breach of promise and damages was awarded by the impressionable able jury but the defendant was heard to remark that even at that figure her damages were leas than his would have been had he married her THE louisville speaks of rutherford B hayes as the only living ex president 11 1 1 it is rather singular that as staunch a dam horatio paper as our southern could even for a moment overlook the name of grover cleveland everything progressive and fast is not on this side of the atlantic mail for berlin deposited in the parts paris poet office is delivered in an hour and a half and occasionally la in one third of that time the distance is miles and the matter is sent through p pneumatic aeu tubes DURING THE past twelve months nearly two thousand three thre hundred bodies were handled by the coroners coroner Is office in chicago and basing his calculations cu for the he future ou on these results that officer to is in a state of gruesome glee as the worlds world le fair epoch nigh HAVE YOU noticed how much shorter today is than yesterday was and tried to calculate how much longer tomorrow will be than today is according to the books the sun reaches his farthest southern point today and may be expected to begin leisurely his bis return journey MR BLAIR of new hampshire threatens to introduce his celebrated educational bill to in the house at an early day which recalls the fact that in the exclusion bu iness chini chin i got decidedly the best beat of uncle sam when it rejected president harrison harrisons Harr isona s appointee coln tee as minister BOTH THE great political parties are loudly asserting by the mouths of their orators and the voice of their press that the united states senate must not be stolen yet an impartial listener to all such utterances is forced to think that both the great political parties are doing their levei best to steal it the day will come when it will be seen that those who devote care to the acquiring of scientific knowledge concerning farming horticulture floriculture the breeding of animals and the manufacturing from the elements of those articles which are necessary for human sustenance and comfort will not occupy an inferior posidio i in life and will be as wll well supplied on an average with wealth as those who adopt the professions as pursuits pur auita A NUMBER of papers having given mrs lease of kansas considerable free advertising as aa a 1 I fana roman catholic ya an omaha periodical has baa arisen to deny that the lady to Is fanatical and to doubt that she abe Is a a roman catholic at all in corroboration of its ito denial and doubts doubt it quotes the little daughter of mrs mra leased who her mother is in a campbel lite and it clinches the whole matter by quoting mrs laws herself who says say louise is in right 00 |
