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V- -- 4: - - '"4'"'""4"4''''''''------ ti ' 'g - - g ' 1 ' " 4: i aar - N4 A- " ''1:: l - - - N'' t' ' li-- :t: : ''' 4-- : 445Rsk: ''- Iti:' :t-:-4-:---- s 7 - ':' - -rt A-- ''i - :' ::: I ')'"1 " ' '5 ' I - ' - 4 !' 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In fact ties were so popular in England that a fellow named Etienne Demarekky a Frenchman conducted a in the early regular school its the art of cravat-knottinG Ls from the revo- isms Probably a lot of lutionary war used up their G I bill of rights benefits attending the tie professor's school Althoush England went all out for tiesthe Frencb frowned on them for a while During the French revoluconsidered an aristocrat tion if a man woi--i a tie end his head was shopped off on the spot This practice did much to make ties unpopular However ties came back when Napoleon Bonaparte took over Nappie was very formal He wore a black tie at the battle of Waterloo Ties were considered a health implement during the Napoleonic wars in France It was quite the style for a face This style man to have a red healthy-appearinThe ties with tighter the tie flush was helped along tight was pulled the redder the face became—and the healthier the'man looked — SUNDAY ''I I- I' ' 11 11ek- ariii - -- - he-wa- - I ''- t " e 1:: h t1 g - 1 t: ' e1011j : : - - ' 17e- :: - ' sr ' e' ' 4 tt ': well-dress- ' -- - ' For years men have been sticking their necks out - And every time a man sticks his neck out—someone comes along and wraps a tie around it Which is another way of saying that today's subject under discussion will be cravats The subject of men's ties is particularly apropos at this timebecause Santa Claus is just around the corner and as every married man knows Christmas is open season on tinted ties and colorful cravats This fondness for ties on the part of women has led me into vast research on why men wear ties in the first place I've always thought that ties were an unnecessary evil About all a tie is good for is to catch soup that spills from the spoon and keeps it from splattering on your - clean shirt Of course the average wife wants her husband to wear a tie With a tie a husband can keep his collar together in case the top button falls off and the little lady is saved from the task of sewing it back on ' ":3q' :: "r- - -- -- 1 - ' - toli' t'll'iVl' '- - t: ' I 1 - ''' - tt:r-'-': : —-'-- - i''': L777-- -- -- g Li - ' i 1 -7--- t k - A' ' :':'A ' ' : 1)- ' 'i:$ - 1:1:214 - 't ° '''-i- A ' ' ''T -- -- f-- t - L Lse'illP i' '4:V - keir---7- - :' - i - " ttf?:4 t' i ' 1 e-t frA r ir -' - 1 '' ' '4 -' df iy I- 51 (7 T:i1 diow- thi ' t t 141 ii - r 1 - --- -- :rI'T''"- '' ' ‘t It ced r — -- -- Ille16(9 SCIVga L-- — - Grandmother was never sure whether this was a compliment or not so she said not a thing and grandfather had his fun One day grandfather came Into the kitichen and spied the huge soup kettle simmering away on top of the stove He lifted the lid for an anticipatory peek—much to grandmother's dismay for she had planned a surprise a eurprise which even more than ordinary surprises should never be looked at beforehand But what a peek! For inside was the most delicious lot 4t-:'-" -- '''')! ! — — ten into him And I couldn't get him to quiet down either It wasnt until I went to the bathroom and discovered ray husbands bottle of hair tonic completely drained that I un- derstood his frantic behavior The bottle said 60 alcohol My it - 7C1 — ' ---- ' tl imofargintehewhfietrnhitandreg) - that!" dd it like - - - f 'I fiery lot with big 11'earts but fond-quirk tempers and a great bit-e- f a favonte sport of grandfather's was to watch his conscientious little wife at some household task pretending great astontshment as he exclaimed "Why I never say my mother Magazine will pay each week $150 for the one his- into the front wildly Ms' was all over the Home and - "4' short handled axe and the a 4 first blow I broke one of the i ' rockers off the chair and then 7 -: ' t managed to hitl the snake and was tipsy stun it After that I killed it-By Mrs Bob Henderson Box and hung it on the fence Ill Woods Cross Utah One of My neighbors tried to i'''':":":'17 11 - screen her door one open day i and found a huge rattlesnake Impatient Angel eci--on the other aide of it lying Did you ever hear about our Iherewes only - one door to - — daughter Bunn 7 Ste-- hat a eatid-iii-ikeilti-ehoWSieve wh'd'i five Yearbrother to fence the the pigs "Now did to kill that snake She looked older than she you ever see your mother do it around the kitchen saw the tea- One day she heard us talk- Ike that!" of water on kettle the boiling big about things- which had hap-sh- e 7065 n By Louise Olsen 7TW stove which seized and penedbefore her birth "Well" 7South Midvale Utah That poured over the snake -she asked "Why Wasn't I here?" fixed him! We explained she was up in Snakes Alive! Another neighbor was out in heaven for 'us to send if4 i - '7 i ''''''''' la the early days IL waa moth- - — The lulls One day when be aaw - torhei waiting - ---- - a'' s 0 —two rattlesnakes—fight i n R L find :(7 1 erg tm rt They'd throw themselves at each got tired of waiting" rattlesnake lying en thte'door- other with mouths wide open By Mrs H F Hawkes 496 step or in tha path to the garden and begin to swallow Pretty N 4th West Logan Utah — One time after I'd put my soon both snakes had disap'' r girl to sleep Dein Coldem Slippers 1:-:peered! and her on the her rotking put Mrs H E Chrisman Box By bed I went out in the kitchen One day my neighbor was 53 Idaho Falls Ida to sew When I started the sew- wearing some strap sandals My son looked at them ing machine I heard that omiII o wDry I Ain nous rattle that we all feared and said "Looks like you've got so much and looking in the room A short time ago I spent some Heavenly Father shoes" I saw a large snake coiled among By Mrs Jean Russell Driggs quite an afternoon with my little i the child's plaything& There was son He'd been playJr East Salt Lake nothing to kill it with but a ing quietly all by himself and City Utah of fat dumplings that aryone could imagine "lial" cried randpa vvinkirg never with gusto and relish: saw rny mother do it like that!" Without a word grandmother lifted down the kettle and hurried out of the door Straight to the barnyard she trotted a puzzled grandpa at her heels "Well" said she as she tilted It must have been sometimes a bit trying for grandmother to live with her husband and his 'people for ahe Wall a ally prim little woman while they were a Send in your tall tale cartoon vignette satire bright saying of chilto dren or the "It's All Tours" department of The Salt Lake Tribune Magazine 143 S Main Salt Lake City 10 Utah he Will Untanany nom laughing ' by her 4 11 v la "'esno Then - ' )I Ily Grandmother's Dumplings tale is still toll that 2 noticed ' she la most loved and bet remembered And this same little' ' i'::: (4- Did You Ever Hear the One About even-tem- s In a family of was for a show of temper ' - ' - the lots Creat-rrandmoth- N Il k - - - - - |