| Show SHORT AND SHARP A mans curiosity never sever reaches the female standard until some one tells him tits name vester jester daya days paper nem new or star yit fir 0 would have lived longer but the man man wan on theat reet teet car says bays theres room for ono one momoji more 1 wore him out nut and died pre prematurely matu rely opp ohp 1 limes I 1 I 1 it is a goad good suggestion that ajie agie gro minstrel blacks his face in order orden to hide hida ills blushes when he makek bix hix hi usual stale ataio joke new york yora norald montreal has a bear hear tha that can take the cork out of a whisky bottle bottie and drink the content sot ot the bottle bottie with greab great relish 11 q ought 0 o reform and become a temperance lecturer atlea week row now tha meaning of the word chasm pupil rull it Is an ope opening teacher favor nie with an example pupil the mill milliners lifers filers have a chasm at the of the beason season now wilile ly said hr hA anxious mother how did you get big daub of m molasses glasse 61 asse asbe on your bl best beat est eat jaek jack et ah titio us ay maa ma and ind his ase alz euli cull at wink saved him a d b boxed 0 x e de ean ear 1 Is the reany dauger danger of the boa conati ictor letor biting me rub asked is a lady visitor at the zoological garden 06 not the least marm cried the showman he never bites bigej he swallows his whole american Aing girls chewed up 70 tons of 0 kuna guna last year one half of it can be found today to day sticking under mantel mantei shelves the other half was carried away by young men who go courting and lost edith ti alth now grandpa dont the bible say our hairs are all numbered bald bam headed beaded grandpa yeb gyes yes child thil dyes yeb yes edith well weil grand pa it trouble them much to count yours didat did it jt american punch time midnight bhe she hark harki what is that he las jasel Jas bl it is if the hie cat she no it the cat it is mr Pi coming home drunk as usual sual ii he ere yes I 1 know this is hie ble BO 90 tableau A member of the rhetorical elas clas in inh a certain cert afir college had just j finished his declamation when the professor said baid amr mr do you suppose a general odid oded would address his soldiers in the manner you spoke t that thal hat piece yes 4 bir sir I 1 do was the lif if he was wa s hait half half seared scared scared seared to death i A baby Is just one of df the sweetest s es i t cutest things inthe in the tho world and arid we think of doing without them for an instant but then really a baby la Is averso ayer aver so much bet beti ter 0 home homo comein in its little bed than it is at a concert and we ca can n nind find people who think as we do dd Steu steubenville benville herald what could be more antens intensely 8 ly american than the act of the yian ylan kee who on visiting an italian convent and jand being shown a lamp which had bad hadnot not been permitted to go out for more than five live cent centuries uiles quickly stepped up to it and blew blow it out with the remark C well I 1 rather guess WS IVA out now it A little new london girl the other night said eaid her hei pray prayers ers as usual but happening to remember that there was another girl of the thu 0 same name in town added her ayn own street and number so that no mistake should be made an esteemed esteem eq and pictorial fai fal contemporary announces as a reni remarkable ark event A Wedding on u a train did our esteemed ald and pictorial contemporary hardly ever hear of a wedding without a a trin train in these latter litter days at least in the world of fashion IV y mail maie gentlemen of the jury jur y said an fris iris haa rr ister lster it will be for you to say whether his bis defendant shall be allowed to como come into court with unblushing footsteps with the cloak of hypocrisy in his big mouth and draw three bullocks out of my clients pocket with impunity 1 Y the gentlemen of the jur jury JV fald eald he t an irishman went to tie the theatre for the first time just as the curtain descended on the first act a boiler in the basement exploded and he was vaa blown through the roof after coming to his sent sens eshe esbe asked an what piece do play paten paton t med dpn dra leis aro arc using 60 many tricks now to havo have their advertisements road read that a man hannever never beg ing rual rial tein lein not aa oven even a sermon fermon without first looking at the bottom to see if the words for sale we by all druggists are there OU city derrick 1 I bill look at them apples Tiela le tacil climb ma thel fence fonce adgit some astop stop 7 lionet do doit dolt it theress theresa the biggest eit kind ind of a bulldog over there Is tl thern there ae re well it would be wrong anyhow the good book says we covet eur our ur neighbors apples or auy anything thing s 2 I 1 newark call Cr greatness tess teas and usefulness in thib this world little man do not depend onside on size bize the tho 8 smallest M thing about a mans trousers ia Is the suspender button but let it snap off aljo while beis heis presenting hs respects to his hia hodess hostess at an evening party an ulster that would fit goliah cover his conus lon ion bur bun lington nam Baw hawked hawkey keye Q at a h religious conference in london it was kas vas stated that the wages paid to ivonen women engaged in IA producing denpe anny bibles were ware not enough to keep baul eaul a and nd body together gei hier fier and that of the three ree recent strikes in the bookbinding book binding trade all had hal risen out of eible work nem new awk herald bachelor jon jonies ps the state would be bett better eroff oft if every chinaman was kicked out of it tomor to mor rom row hla hia married friend where would you get your washing done then bachelor jones 1111 marry arry some nice girl and have it adne at home chorus by six ell eil eligible giblo young ladles ladies wh who 0 happened to overbear overhear jones and his hia friend talking the chinese must g V 1 A bright little fellow follow of four the son of a former pastor of a flourishing church who attends the infant class in sunday chool received last sunday morning a card on which were tb abe worda eray pray ray without ceasing after his hid mother had explained the file text ho bo bala sald 1 I r guess gnesa I 1 wont show this to th mini fer ter er he prays enough now speaking ot of the veto the indianapolis sentinel says ayas that if it the members of carea Cg rea do not rise rise to the height a 0 the occasion Filon they will see eee written upon tipon the wall in characters of ying bylut vene mene mene mf ne ceel ceet teel 11 this is quite likely and two thirds of them will tahe take it for or an advertise ment of a new now patent medicine cincinnati en enquirer guer er wash a baby up clean and dress drega him up real pretty and he will resist all advances with a most super euper but let him eat cat k molasses gingerbread and fool the coal hosfor hod for a half hour and lie he will nestle nestie his dear litt littly lb ditty face to your clean I 1 shirt bosom and alei be b just the 1 est curin ingest litlie atle rascal in all the world mew nem new haven haver the other evenin ovenin evening sr at a little dinner party part y in new york one of the gu gueste estby estLy the younger brother of an english nob nobleman lemin J expressed with commendable freedom his opinion of america and its people 1 I do not altogether like the country said bald the young gentleman for one reason because you have no gentry here herm what do you mean by gen gentas gent rj asked another of the company avell you know replied the englishmen well oh gentry are those who never do any work themselves and whose fathers before them never did any fah gab gah exclaimed hla hia I 1 interlocutor lilen tilen then wo we hava plenty of gentry in amer ca but we dont call them gentry we call them tramps |
