Show erom FROM TIIE tile foun FOUR WINDS taxes will wil I 1 soon be ripe the texas fever among M cattle in kansas is spreading thereupon There the reason apon that hens to not lay at night is because they are roost roosters ers A syracuse woman had her 80 year old mother ai rested arrested for petit larceny the e effort ff ort to enforce e the sunday law in iowa is meeting with poor success owing ov ing to the extreme hot weather the new york theatres theartres the atres are draw drawing lug ing small audiences the gain on a flock of sheep may be called a weather profit says one good for ewe says the other when would you expect a man to suffer from a stich in his side when he has been hemmed in by a crowd printers ink is an excellent moth preventative so wrap up articles in newspapers when to be laid away A restaurant a coney island has a large card on its piazza announcing eighteen carrot vegetable ege table tabie soup A woman at ayer ayen city mass has eaten eight pounds of starch during the past five tive months it is ii a habit As late as 1840 there were but seven vocations into which new england women had entered in issi 1881 the nil nii number aber was Profess professor ori ort imagine my head to be the earth when the sun is directly over my head its inhabitants know it is noon brown says it is a wonder there is any truthfulness in the world when mankind begins life by lying in the cradle As a regiment headed by its band marched by a little boy remarked 1 I sa say ma what is tf neuse ieuse of all those soldiers soldiers who dont donl t play 2 7 remark of a little american girl pirl on visiting an invalid friendt friend well veil im sorry youre sick but jou you be cross lecause you ou are prosecutions by the brench government of publishers of immoral works have been frequent of late and heavy 1113 nines fines c S have been in inflicted ft feted A tennessee editor declares that he will not answer another ques question I 1 ao 90 through his paper to decide a bet unless he cats the usual commission IA A young lady of albany new york has two perfect and distinct palates she bhe can squeeze twice as mu much ch elo enjoyment out of a plate of ice cream as ordinary J girls it is all right to toll the bell but it makes a difference how you vou do doit dolt it A man 0 once nce to told id a brooklyn belle he w would ou id marry her and it cost hini bini b because ause he it convenient for blaine to give lve ive his job printing to the harpers harper but why he fix things all right by promising then them I 1 tile the iem leq legal lem advert adt adi ertis Is ing at a riot among miners at tombstone on saturday satur batur day one hundred shots were elchan exchanged edbur but nobody was hurt the rioters are arc evidently members of an american rifle team some one has just discovered that poe never possessed a bust of pallas I 1 it t must be admitted however that poe had bad many other busts durin during the tae latter years of his life butler walls wails why will my friends not go on with their work works trusting me moe as I 1 trust them because in politics benjy your friends do business on a strict strictly t y cash basis no trust A florida man reports that he recently killed an alligator in whose stomach was found a hen en sitting on a dozen eggs ile he has been ordered to the republican headquarters to serve sen e during the campaign one of the strongest biblical texts tn in favor of literal resurrection is yet in my tiesh flesh shall I 1 see sec god will read in the revised edition out of moy my flesh etc the idea conveyed bc ing in exactly opposite of that which has before prevailed to wasu WASH flayvel never rub soap it make a suds by dissolving the soap in warm warin water rinse in warm water very cold or hot water will shrink flannel shake it out several minutes before hanging it to dry blankets I 1 can cau be washed in the same way this art craze is too far said Brou Brough ghue ne when a pot of paint fell from a second story window and struck hirm hini oo on the head bead comoro yo booro decorated tiles for me mc 11 1 l he mournfully added ag a h hben tg crape 4 r 13 1 t low paint off his silk hat with a jack ack knife knifer it has been discovered that raw onions are more efficacious in Inthe the cure of snake bites than whisky should the time timo come when raw onions are the only cure for snake bites there will be a fal fai falling litif off of ninety per cent in the list 0 of suph suh casualties in this country the little narrow gauge a uc u c railroad plant packed up ready re fo for r shipment to egypt is a marvel of of the accomplishments of science the engines are fifteen horse power and can draw about 40 tons the rails are 21 feet len ien lengths and weigh about 26 96 pounds to th the Wyard yard they will bo be laid to forma form a line only 18 inches wide it is calculated that the line can be completed three weeks after landing |