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Show V. d.t iyO wur I Ml sue! Of aii things SSMffK story rules Lifes going to the dogs mistsf it By Terrel! Bougm It's not routine daily junk that gets me down. I can call repairmen when the toilet overflows, order new glass when the baseball crashes through the window, change diapers of a voting toddler, wipe up spilled milk from my newiy covered coucL, and even throw away the mice caught in the trap. But its lifes little surprises Im not prepared for. Like when we got a puppy, I assumed that meant my sweeping up messes, scrubbing smelly rugs, mopping wet spots, brushing off shedding hairs, throwing out chewed-u- p socks, mending shredded pillows, taking chewed up shoes to the cobbler; you know, routine stuff like that. I mean Im being realistic. No fantasy stuff about a new pup for me. I know whats in store, thats all. Then we got the puppy. The Airdale from up the street was the first to discover Puppy. He paid a visit one morning, went home to arrange some things, and apparently moved in for the duration some tone that night. We found him camped outside the kennel waiting to play the next morning, and hes been with us ever since. The poodle from through the alley was next. She took one look at Puppy and must have adopted him. She came dragging a huge bone for all to share. She seems to prefer the front porch at night The two German Shepherds from down the street couldni stand it. It was torture for them to have to go home to their master every evening. Now they seem to have worked out an arrange- - these rules to place wedding picture in the Deseret News Follow Bring pictu.es and to the Deseret News Living Section, 35 E 1st South, at least one week in advance of the Thursday, CAMOIVBtILL BED3 wedduig Pictures must be printed within two lishing days after pub- the wedding The Deseret News will puol'.sh a picture and We tried to explain that it really isnt our fault, but she wouldn't listen until her t Bernard started living on our patio. This week they have formed a club, and possibly a membership campaign is underway. Two dachsunds from several blocks away have been inquiring into membership privileges Im worried that theyll organize and move m a group throughout the neighbor- story for the engagement wedding, not OK the both Office hours are 8.30 to 4 30 p n. Monday through Friday, auu am. to 1 p.m a on Saturday. There is a $4 charge for each picture. hood. The Deseret News cannot be responsible for lost As I say, its lifes little surprises. If had known we would attract puppy worshippers from blocks around, I might have never bought this little ball I or damaged pictures. of fuzz. At this point theyre just lying around, smiling, in the Indian summer sun. I cant think of what to do. If you can. come on over, but move very slowly as you approach the house Keeping posted By Elizabeth L. has letters she stays small. with. Post DEAR MRS. POST: Isnt it improper to mail notes and announceChristmas cards, thank-yo- u ments by metered mail? Would appreciate your advice. GENEVIEVE DEAR GENEVIEVE: Christmas cards, invitanotes, etc., should be tions, thank-vo- u Postage-mete- r stamping is for business, not personal communications. 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After you sent the letters, they became the property of the receiver. DEAR ABBY: This is for FLAT, the and girl with a 30AA bra for all the oiher women, young and old, who wish they were bigger; Ive been there. When I was 14, 1 was tall and skinny, and wore a 32AA. Now Im 23 and wear a 38D. Believe me, there are better things to wish for. I cant wear sweaters or without being stared or whistled at, and Ive even been subjected to obscene remarks from strangers. to pray that So tell that THE r,o.t 924 Deseret 925 Tribune Wednesday, Contact u:c Living Secat least tion at two weeks pnor to the last-minu- te still KITCHUM'S i, 4 convenient locations JgJ , Sept from 7 pm to 9 p m at the home of her daughter, Mrs Elva Jacobsen Horrock, 364 Oak ley St, SLC Mrs Peck id the mother of t? children, 9 living Site has 34 and grat'drhildren her tnoti area grandchild was born a few days ago. 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