Show September 26 1 973 Page 6 It’s snofflebumblers CHURCH OF JESUS CHRIST OF time again at USU INSTITUTE OF RELIGION Jitters" Resurrection! For four short months the buildtncs st ccmes USU locker buddies and pals have taken the fateful step over the summer and are now happily married She was of course the old maid of honor at all the wedding receptions but even this fact can’t calm her shaky situation A new mutation this year in our University Family hath been wrought It is called the “Clep-Senio- r Stigmatism” and 1973 marks the first generation of these misfits These students are completely lost because they Another stereotype — but not so easily apparent is the “Sophomore Blues” singularity Here we find hundreds of second or “Soph-Oblivion- ry “Soph-Optimism- ” freshman really are worried about the future ” Most third year students are basically secure and have finally adjusted to college life They have decided to quit taking General Ed classes and to really settle down Some will even decide on a major before the year is over There are some however $600 per class BABY SITTERS PROVIDED em- bodiment of confusion They are quite releived to be almost done with the school scene quite shocked to see how young the new about when the “Blues” are transformed into either mid-Februa- Classes is Many will be shocked when June rolls around and they have graduated Typically this brings forth a philosophical question: “Is the world ready for buying books isn’t as fun as it used to be This feeling will quite and quite poor Actually they are almost ready to join the ranks of “the real world” where everyone is confused worried and poor But — one consolation — we’re all here together Perhaps we can’t solve the Phonomena the Blues the Jitters or the Snofflebumblers but at least we can talk about it together and have fun while we’re doing it! juniors mostly of the female sector of our school that have a disease known as the “Junior Aggiette drill dance team has openings for members The drill team performed for the Utah Stars last year and made two appearances on television Officers this year are Debora Heiner president Kathy Jibson vice president Konnee Seamons The Aggiettes a precision dance and drill team have announced eight or nine openings are available on the team this year Irene Bates Aggiettes advisor said about 11 of last year’s team will return this year Tryouts will be held at the Field House Thursday at 3:30 vice president Kris Rigby sec treasurer Ronna Hall wardrobe mistress and Doni Aplanalp public relations pm f tttt fif r j IT If 9 1 tPtlfS WE’VE REALLY MISSED YOU WELCOME BACK! It just doesn’t swing when you’re not around! i j hoi I themosfin DRYaEANlHG Dry Cleaning - Laundry 27 East 4th North - Next to Albertson’s HHt4iitmtci$t3 26th non-cred- it status us?” Regular seniors are the 26th STUDENTS and TOWNSPEOPLE MAY REGISTER AT THE INSTITUTE BUILDING ANY DAY THIS WEEK BETWEEN 8:00 AM and 5:00 PM STUDENT FEES: There is an Institute Activity Fee of $300 Students may register for any number of classes with no additional charge Institute TOWNSPEOPLE AND OTHERS: Are welcome at the Institute Fee for have feelings junior senior with simultaneously year students that know basically what is going on but feel lonely because they are no longer the focal point of the faculty jokes or most numerous on the Library Third Floor and even because until EVENING CLASSES BEGIN SEPTEMBER her former play-pe- n children are seeking to join the ranks of the educated They ususally travel in large groups (of about 15 roommates) or small groups (of one) and are either giggling or struggling to hold back the tears continue of roomates is again pushing through First of all and of course most easily visible is the Freshman Phononena Thousands of wide-eye- d FALL QUARTER DAYTIME CLASSES BEGIN SEPTEMBER This secures when a girl back to USU alone because all have enjoyed a rest from pressures of pupils but suddenly the drought is over and the river SAINTS LATTER-DA- Y 4W for some classes Call 752-426- 5 for information |