Show Cadet “Devil Dogs” Under The Hay Secretly Guard Polls Prof Vickers ked it tin- Omega Tau fraternity last Thursduy on the of firearms “your gun ia your Reserve Officers Stand in Read- subject best friend" he stated "treat it aa iness to Protect Voting Studes you would your wife Rub it thoroughly with an oily rag every day” Only a freak of fate saved a great Light refreshments of consisting loss of life Friday If one wriat bad riiie tomatoes were then served been slapped or a nose tweaked — The Thetas entertained at their would have broken pandemonium formal rush party Wednesday evenloose unrestrained! With its usual acumen in time of ing at the Hotel Eceles The meeting stress and showing a fine flair for sturtod with a rush for the tables After the much discussed topic of living up to its motto "Be Prepared" The College military Department ‘eating" had been concluded the girls secretly fortified all points of vant- exercised their tonsils 3lnging that age on the campus last Friday in famous ditty: “It's a long long road anticipation of election day distur- that has no road house” bances The local chapter of Friars which The whole cadet force from Callahan up were secretly mustered out held its elections last week have with senile eggs named Rev Roy West president Mr and armed boiled cuBtard hand grenades and West far fumed as a producer of bombs The “safe and 3ane photophore club hot-ai- r is well fitted for his office stratigic points mostbeavily foritfi-e- d were the two offices Just across The dub plans an all night stew the hail from the polling places and party for next Friday Dean West’s office from which the sole water supply could be easily Darvel Hammond Aggie of this year seized upon All this wa3 done with-"o- Itelta Nu and member of the hiking the knowfedge-- uf a finStt! person dub spent mfVrook'md' at his 'home' outside the military department A in Providence student Lies reporter stumbled upon the story when he heard Cadets Ellis Iidniid Ska achy is doing time in Doty Homer Gessel and “Bismark” the county jail for trying to change Larson lamenting because the riot the Volstead Act by breaking the alarm bad not been sounded and as time ago Leland suggested that a consequence there was no scrap any public spirited citizen should use The whole Battalion was deeply disthis method in order to bring about a appointed at the tame outcome change in present conditions Judge Preston has given the Aggie A W S word Artist thirty days in which to recent cap-a-p- ie forty-per-ce- Representatives Fall Hard for City Life ill Chicago Chicago has proved too much for the glamour-lovin- g souls of the two Aggie Coeda who left Logan recently to represent the A W S at a in the windy national convention “ city Naomi Broadhead and Erma Worley it was learned by cable tonight bad given np all plans of returning - to Utah It seems that the two glfls overcome by the charm of the city lights gang fights and dime cabarets have taken steps toward a prolonged visit Mis Broad-hea- d Is engaged to marry a street car conductor while Miss Worley not so fortunate has landed a hash-ier’- s job in a downtown hashery 1 merry-go-roun- Daring Dancy Deposed KICKED OUT Canned Released Fired Joy has at last come to the hearts of our dormitory dwellers Joseph Ideal Havertz campus is the new dean of women Little Joe has been In line (or the job ever since Miss Dancy harsh eccentric overbearing domineering and feared for her crulty to anlmalB fell out of popular favor her Miss Dancy upon receiving notice of dismissal stormed about in her rage broke three front windows and kicked over the only piano It was awful She leaves today for eastern Idaho where she will raise dandelions Dean Havertz will move at once to his new Dormitory quarters Have eaconw on US Calvin-KeDo- The Delta Nn fraternity had no visitors or dinner guest last evening Recant gg War Society Wins Triumph Veda Mason Mae Cowley and Alberta Jenson D C April 26 prominent Theta's WASHINGTON honse last (Special) — President Coolidge has stayed at the Chapter evening ordered ail U S Forces to Immedl- ately withdraw from China and The Misses June Larson Gladys This action it is admitted Tyson and Helen Hulme well klibwn is the result of a sizzling note from Korosis and Aggies had lunch at the Dr R M Rutledge of the U A C cafeteria last week Council for the Prevention of War As pointed out by Dr Rutledge The members of Phi Kappa Iota A serious condition would soon reare anxiously looking forward to the sult from the loss of Chinese conannual senior “tea" given the night sumption of American rice if U S following graduation by the senior activities in China do not become less active Pres Coolidge and Secjr members of the fraternity Kellogg see the situation more clear Final initiations were held at the ly now and Kellogg has apologized blunders in the Sorosis house Saturday for Dick to Rutledge for the recent situations Stratford ua The Knights held their annual carnival ball last Christmas in the college tower A winter scene was the main feature A smoker for th£ fellows was held preceding the conflict cocktails were served on the ladder The knights were Joined by their ladies on the stairway and the battle begain Music was rendered by the college choir interspersed with snappy jazz on the college chimes This is not the first effecUve piece of work done by the U A C Council for the prevention of War The "Beat the motto of the society swords into plowshares" was litert the ally TtUfilled recently-wb5-aL West of Dr of Frank request the Council Sergeant O’Brien withdrew the U S army from the A C campus The quadrangle famous as a drill ground is to be planted into spuds e Mr Shelly Winn returned yester- SKANCHY-LILLYWHIT- E DEBATE OVERWHELMS day from a trip to Salt Lake City where he sang with the U A C glee (Continued from Page One) dub Prof WeltfaniflWVither members of the Glee Club returned also harm could come from drinking wines providing a person used san" itary cups They are local boys give them CHEESERY SCORING a hand UNUSUAL SUCCESS Paid Advertisement REESE-CROCKET- T President Jerry Crockett of the ReeseCrockett cheese corporation and donor of the golden cheese knife recently acquired by the Home Economics Cottage Is optimistic about 1927 business prospects Little Cheese Reese secretary and first mate to Crockett the big cheese is also optimistic tt The company founded by former Aggie students has grown from a little 2x4 milk house into the biggest cheese factory in Cache Valley Charles Batt it has been reported is to become affiliated soon with the company Mr Batt because of his knowledge of the all canquering LImburger brand will do much to drive out competition o AGGIE GTUDENTO FOR THE BEST OF CAKES Call hero Mr Firpo Gardner football and local campus dandelion has quit school and gone Into the restaurant business Mr Gurdner was heard to boast that he would “clean-ua cool million’’ before he got through The general opinion is that as a prospec' tive dishwasher young Firpo has ambitions worthy at Tke ROYAL BAKERY Reese-Crocke- Gardner After Million PIES ROLLS AND BREAD Try Our Coffee And Rolls — Quality And Service JUST REMEMBER THE OLD SAYING “YOU CAN GET IT AT RITER’S” Stationery Toilet 7r£: Endura Pens Purses Perfumes Pencils Sundriea p Note Books etc The Store sPecialties MONTHS of study and care has been taken CHERRY BLOSSOM to you this fall the newest and line of merchandise — Ladies’ and Misses’ Coats and Dresses in all the Latest MOSE LEWIS CO Inc models to bring lvi most te up-to-da- Quality and Service Our Motto Try a Hot Butter Kiswich |