Show Editorial Staff - N A Pedersky A N Sorenostoff W J Vickersky - Dome President First Counselor — Second Counselor Reporters U Li I Ly April 26 Letters To The Editor The Ivory STUDENT LIES BS W E Lie 1927 WHY LIE? To lie or not to lie— that folks is the present issue For several years after George W took out his perpetual patent on' truth many people church workers Sunday school teachers students and even professors have made futile attempts to duplicate the discovery of the Father of our Country But we are all natural born liars — the sanctimonious little girl who says —“Sir! I don’t tell lies!” is at the very moment committing herself the college prof who says “this exam will 4 or Meanderous Musings of be conducted strictly on the honor system — kindly take places a Maimed Mind three seats apart” — illustrates the natural caution of a wise 1 Love Free man Since the development of Psychology people especially col2 Harm of Education lege people realize that there is no place in this world for an 3 Why Think? honest man Even if one did attain the celestial seat of glory 4 Thoughtless he would never be happy — the gregarious instinct must be satisfied But why not lie? Everybody expects it why not be in liar people take him foi style? If one isn’t at least a part-tim- e a fool his standing in society depends upon his ability to hide his past and prevaricate the present Lie and the world lies with you speak truth and it takes you for a liar anyhow PI DELTA EPSILON Coed Found Hanging TO EDIT JUVENILE Tells Her Sad Story INSTRUCTOR " WiTir t'JWTftmttibner HeV-Jr- t fl?W members the local chapter of Pi Delta Epsilon the National Journalistic Fraternity feels capable of doing justice to the recent offer to take over the publication of the Juvenile Instructor a well know magazine The Journalistic fraternity wUl take over the work beginning with the Jane issue Tentative arrangements are that Harold Peterson stand at the helm agd guide the editorial policy Clinton Vernon is listed as Business manager George Nielses wUl have full authority over the word and picture stories which hate such universal interest Merrill M Dnrley will take charge of the section on Sunday School lessons- It was with great difficulty that the local chapter made a selection between the “War Cry" and the “Juvenile Instructor” The ‘‘War Cry" offered great possibilities for the development of literary talent but the “JuvenUe Instructor” had more opportunities of becoming a success in a financial way therefore the later was selected 4 New Glee Leader Prof Donald P Jeppson talented young lyre artist and singer who has for the last three years ably assisted the music department in its vocal work has kindly consented to relieve Prof Welti of his ladles’ Glee chorus work for next year Welti appealed to the administration for an assistant on the grounds that he was a married man an American citixen and was possessed of an earnest desire to enjoy life iXUtH Have a cone on US si Rich popular Aggie Ced""aod Soroais wasTound'hang ing last night in the front roomr of her home on third North Lack of funds is reported as the cause The recent actions of Miss Rich had been unusually mother says queer her face had lost its customary suuuy smile and at her meals abe seldom spoke and never laughed Early yesterday morning the girl disappeared not returning even afo clock had peeped ter the eUht times Her parents naturally became very nervous About 8:30 Mrs Rich tells the officers she walked into the front parlor and saw her daughter hanging The poor mother screamed and fell into a swoon The father hearing Mrs Rich's cry rushed into the room There was his girl Polly dear innocent Folley hanging around Charley Griffin's No 17 collar still pleading for the twenty cents necessary to see "Loves Labor" at the Lyric — Translated from the Scandinavi an by Phlegmatic Polonius Mias Polly iqw coo-co- Dr Henry Peterson Condemns e System True-Fals- Prof Henry Peterson head of the has sent department of education that the in the recommendation true-falsmethod of examining students be abolished Ha states that for three years he has tried the system with no degree of satisfaction and that from the first he has opposed the idea 4 I -- AIit-or h? Ah I Editor of Student Lice Dear Sir: Burke Hawley and Farrar Aggie Trackmen are the victims of foul secret investigaplay according to since Saturday made myself by tions the Provo They are being held at of insanity the on pretext asylum The whole affair is the result of a team plot to cripple the Aggie track emanating from the B T U I cannot give Information wflWff"’ would be entirely conclusive to the officials but this note will serve s U A C may a basis upon which-Ah- e work to obtain their release The regular state mental testa will be givbut as their en the victims today chances for freedom through this avenue are very slight we mug work fa3t to save the day Respectfully Tours S SPARKY STAR —4 Democratic to Bullen Organize Program Committee can- not say Methinks there Is either something added or perchance subtracted from College life that should not be Perhaps it is that the girls I are too distant or too familiar don't know You can't expect me to know at least not definitely The value of education is little if any Why not? Some come to school others go to school Where’s the difference? I can't see any Reed Bullen versatile comic valentine has again been put in charge of the annual ‘‘Boys Program” which will be presented soon Contrary to custom and precented practice the committee on arrangements will be selected from representative members of th student body CACHE VALLEY FLORAL COMPANY Impressions of recent S B election: The logical man polite polished and refined with years of experience a sense of humor coupled with executive ability typical college student making touchdowns Does he Haight work? No by gum he’s a life saver with a conservative outlook and he believe in the preseent policy of just Criticism with some sarcasm and several years experience in high school and college on the Executive Committee and A W 8 FLOWERS FREE Show at Capitol tonight Tell your friends Federal 31 A venae Phone 711 C Trotman The Expert Shoe RebnUder AO Work Done hr the Goodyear Welted System Thoughts while kissing: How large her mouth have to be before the suction would pull me in all over? Thoughts while necking: “Am I the first or the last? Well I think would Note Address so” Thoughts while sleeping: Wham! 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