Show lujus kujus tiie tite paris papers say bay missionary argues to the ignorant madagascar natives that liis ills teachings am are sounder than those of the rich french by stating that the tho saviour was born lived and died in london tiie THE military style of dress is to be bre tile the wear this they are to have tight sleeves coat coattail taiafi fi fatigue jackets and even epaulets in short they are to be dressed as nearly lilethe ike the gentleman as possible provided tile he gen gentlemen gentlemen tiemen be a la militaire miu mih tairo taire the only exception being unmentionables michigan has now about four and a half millions of sheep her wool crop is estimated at pounds the tiie question was re recently entis proposed pro posed to a down east editor are hoop skirts dangerous ho he immediately answered that they are always very dabi dangerous when they have anything la in them the tile people of Aust rallia reduced to despair by the persistence pers istance of the english government in forcing transports and convicted felons upon them propose to turn the tables and a movement ia Is now on foot to send them a cargo of tha worst criminals to the mother count court country just to see how long jong the english would like the treatment she extends to that thal colony A citizen of west troy NY NT Y bought a 9 25 95 5 looking glass and started 10 lo to carry it home fearing to trust a porter A about third way of the distance he got hot and dry and went into a hotel to take a drink setting the glass up by the side of the house and leaving a small boy to watch it A pugnacious goat came along just then and seeing his image 1 made for it with all nil his battering powers the dismay of the goat at the result was only equaled by the owner of the glass as lie he came out smacking smacking g hla hia I 1 lips LAST S sunday little ike three years and a half old went to church for the first time his mother gave him a penny to in the contribution box which llo lio lie sut id and sat quiet for a few momena and then wanted to know how soon tho the man was coming with the candy ALEX anex ALEXANDER andell ANDElt DUMAS is engaged in writing ting abood on the Essence of religion a singular subject to be chosen by tho novel writer had three lovers named lorn and born was compelled to marry the tile latter she he afterwards wrote 1 I am forsaken and forlorn I 1 wish I 1 never had bad been born Youn young gladies ladies ladles are used as reporters by the philadelphia papers if they can caa writers write as fast as they can talk they be efficient there are 90 officers and men now in the united states navy an old gentleman of ninety ia in stamford lC england ingland sewed himself into a mattress mattres sand and then set it on fire designing to commit suicide but the flames names refused to burn he is now studying up the art of hani hari karl kari the italian journals state that an ecce homo has just been discovered iu in an establishment of jesuits at milan to which picture was adapted a curious mechanism by which the eyes could be in made to move an atlanta paper paper boasts that there are not less than a hundred officers la in active confederate confederates service with but one leg apiece A military definition of a kiss 1 jl report at headquarters mome home courtw A woman in england lias has just been tried for having five lius ilus husbands bands she shu said eaid her experience was trial enough 1 A correspondent writes to ask whether a bees wife may be called tho p pardner ardner of his buss hues bussom om onal oral 8 BB B colby of vermont has haa beem been sworn in as register of the treasury 14 place of ofa C L critton critten crittonden den resigned 4 why is a toba tobacco cdo chewer ch ewer ewen like ilke a gocal jn ana D bJ Because he hla hia iss isa oiw agh ays e an am fn |