| Show VARIETIES josh billin billings gi beung being duly duty adorni sworn de deposes 0 8 es and says bays that blat therein there iz 2 thing sin 1 ife ite for which we are never fully prepare dand d and i that iz lz twins twine 21 2 1 I 1 I 1 I 1 it would seem to be enough fer ter a man to have hig his ale without having at night his hib pil lowbeer low beer when fashionable women in full fall drags protest against silk attire it la is like satin vatia I 1 reproving bin sin I 1 ethere there are bone sone young women who lay their beads heads upon the bosom of one io er to gaze and wink another an irishman frishman irishman who hang hung out a striped pet t coat for fora a flag was asked wb what at it meant why sure 21 said be cies its the imblum of the cou count tiry liry y I 1 love iove I 1 mosea smote the rock with his rodana a stream gushed forth smite a urchin and two streams will ivill ruall gush forth one from each eye man in being mated lost from ha his side bide a bone and got a thorn the government of a ship of ol war and that of a newspaper office should be despot iams isms if you have a sweetheart that is remarkably charming consider con cou sider whether she basset something odthe oe the laher in her nature gen buttler has adopted a nover novel method of circulating the presidents amnesty proclamation he sends up kites hundreds of copies oer o er the rebel camps the fruits ot of this unique manoeuvre are large numbers of at deserters who declare that they were induced to come over by 0 O lot ol 01 0 hah han bills that kim kirn down fro tro from in 0 big kite thet scooted over whar we war I 1 somebody made the remark that a cradle was a womans comans proper ballot box sot bot somebody nobody else wished to know it if the mothers of were not liable to arrest for illegal voting somebody des describing bribing the absurd appearance of a man dancing dancin the polka says that be he looks as though hi he had a hoie bole in his hia pocket and was trying to shake a shiling shilling down docu the leg of his trousers tea drinkers may be interested fo learn leaen that reliable information mars maka mak a s it appear that about seventy eight thousand pounds of exhausted tea leaves dried id d blended with cb cheap eap genuine gennine ta t a are sold annually by inferior fe bior shopkeepers hop shop keepers to the poorer classes of london I 1 an editor who was going a co courting uTting eals eald ile he was going to press A romance chiefly rhymed they meet ir the street and they sigh BIRD passing by meet again and it is pain maln p ain aih bolh both nothing loth man and wife to be for life dear says he lie you love anet me ye I 1 tio IB pray do pray rray do you lote love me too fon fond fordia For Ford div lv 1 l lal ask mamma 12 v off he roes goes to prop propose osey osep and receives moth ely eil ei leave M bays baya yes xea ves yea you may guess with what joy he employs various trades by whose aid ils ais hit his wish to furnish his spouse a fit house bouse whan when thaes done made one by a priest givs give a feast set off soon boney honey honeymoon moon blisset bils blis sedi seli ses sea kies kles esy ess ea mister misses what a tale of true love this is A clergyman who wag was vas co consoling a young ayoung widow widow upon the death of her husband spoke in a very serious tone remarking remarking hat bat be was one of the few you cannot find his big equal you know 11 to which the sobbing fair une ube replied with an almost broken cheari heart 1 I dout dont know knows but ill pil try an ab en english lish savant argues that a day IB in the moon equals fourteen of our days it b gins na with a slow sunshine followed by ay a b brilliant rai ral sunshine and intense beat ab abut ut decrees fahr the ibe sky is intensely black there being bling no atmosphere like oure cure to which blue sky is due the stara stare are vis visible isile itile and the horizon is limited there is dead silence the cold in the intensely in tensly black shadow is vergre very great creat at and there is no aerial perspective thus t s the moon ii i xio jio no place for man or any animals or legeta vegetables bies bles that we know 0 of the night of the moon tur burteen f fur arteen teen of our days begins with a slow sunset which ii 13 followed by intense cold about degrees below zero AN two tuo tn o officers wounded in the battle 0 of 1 the before petersburg burg were going home last friday priday by the erie route when the toe train neared oswego a well weil dressed creased lidy fady accompanied by a child and a gentleman entered the car and ccok seats in front of them As be the officers talked over oer the recent engagement at petersburg informing each other of various acq aca who had fallen one remarked abere waa w waa ja capt Wars warwick alck kick of the N Y as brava a fellow as its ever lived he was shot abot through the head and in Aly killed 1 the lady J immediately medi atily sprang from her seat and throwing up tip her hands excl exal timed ob dont say that be was my bus bua bandi bandl and then burat burst into an agony of tears this waa was the tiie first intelligence telli gence she bad received of her husbands death the chil 1 with her pras aras wa hla hia daughter and the tha gentleman his brother there were woe very few dry eya in that car during me the nent rent of the journey to eimira elmira bic wid ex |
