| Show miscellaneous ocean an ocean telegraph with a capital of one million hundred and fifty thousand thou dollars bas baa been started in england on a new plan tois tola company props prop s ea es to profile and anchor ships snips near the ordinary track of vessels such ships to tg serve as electric to telegraph legra ph nd ind signal stations in cum muni cation with existing systems in europe and america and also as safety beacons for navigation 11 the ships are to be fitted up tip complete as telegraphic stat stations idne aid are to be provided with steam power steam tenders capable of acting as tugs tiles are also to be at hand band with a view to render assistance to disabled and derelict vessels ve aiels the first stations selected are orf off the sei sel ly islands and off cape race newfoundland the company looks for its revenue to the conveyance of 0 telegrams cele rele grams grama salvage the sale of stores towage anul anil the embarking and disembark dis embarking in of mails parcels i and passengers er E ONES OWN productions one always has baa an affection for his dwi the products of his bis own labor are nearer and dearer to him than any other they are part of him he haat haai worked himself into them his thought aud and I 1 bis bia muscle has hag been expended in their prodoc j bior no matter upon what one labors with I 1 brain or hand band it becomes hig his own it la Is the i result of his bis effort let him scrub up the bushes and stumps upon an old bog dig in mu ma I 1 and water and ond drain it i the time comes when be he will go a little out way to walk over that ground and compare it with what it was before lie he treads the firm ground under his feet with an earnest proud step that oh o h era know nothing of this ia is all right ile tie is getting hig his reward his pocket feels it to but the lover loven 1 over oven of improvement does not reap dis hig bis reward entirely in dollars and cents he has changed the future of nature from a forbidding bid g unproductive aspect to a pleasant jI and nd pr productive 0 one in III the contemplation of the change a he has wrought he gets a portion of bis his pay for labor expended ex A loker BECOMES A jokob the citizen sam platt the unconscionable joer at 0 the san francisco bar came near getting coffone off one joke too many saturday afternoon the san francisco police were drilling in iry the new a armory armony in the basement of the toe city ha hal hai 1 when nhen wh n the gay spirited attorney appeared and with a face solemnly dign dignified dig ninel ifie I 1 enough to have done honor to the knight of the rueful countenance 11 asked permission to put the boy boys through the manual which was courteously given by captain bradt drawing himself up to his tuli full height 5 feet 8 1 16 inches he called with the voice of a fourth nap eon attention Grayback Gray backs sl pr P r e p a r e to sc ac r a tali sc 21 before the last command coul I 1 be fully given sixty bayonets more or less leas came down on him n a double line on the double quick and with three which could not be beaten by an ordinary karn kangaroo he gained gain edhe he doorway just in time to save his bis u nables from being punctured like a cullen cullender ders derI leaving hia hla hat handkerchief and gloves to be confiscated by the vic tors al ta BLACK BERRIES bennies on OR BLOOD an atlanta correspondent of the cincinnati commercial I 1 writt writes es A tew lew days daya ago SRO a number of our soldiers I 1 i e wha ho had bad grown tired of inactivity in c camp mp with no fi fields of rip delICI delicious ous black berries br re s to appease their clavings cravings cravi took their guns and sallied forth on an exploring expedition into the country in search of these delicacies and johnny reb bedl baldly striking out in skirmish line with p pails palls ails alls M and guns the boys proceeded half a mile ere they found a berry patch in which rebel cavalrymen were foraging A few well aimed shots scattered the rebels to the four winds leaving the yanks in possession of the field when all had bad been stripped from the bu beb bea another advance was made mades 1 another field was found when the same formula was gonei goner gone through thus abe enemy were driven a mile and a half deserting their pails palls of berrie sand our daring berry hunters returned to camp with their pails alls ails filled and a few prisoners as otheir trebles las fas ay MANAGING A HUSBAND how do you manage your husband airs mrs croaker such a job as I 1 have of it with wih smith easiest thing in the world v orld orid my dear give him a twitch backward when you want him to go forward for instance you see today to day I 1 had a loaf of cake to make well do you suppose because my body is in the pastry room my boqi soul need be there too not a bit of it I 1 am chinkin th thinking inkin of all sorts of celestial things all the niile now croaker has a way of tagging round at my heels and bring me roe plump down in the midst of my aerial flights by asking me the price of sugar I 1 am using well you see it drives me frantic and when I 1 woke up this morning and sa saw baw w his this furious storm I 1 knew I 1 had him on my ray bands for the day unless I 1 managed right so I 1 told him that I 1 hoped he go oud out to catch his bis dath d ath this weather that 1 it l he was not capable of taking care of himsel himself ft I 1 shoud do it for him th t it was very lonesome rainy days daya and that I 1 wanted him to stay home and talk with me at any rate he go out and I 1 hid his umbrella and India rubbers well of or course he wab waa right up just as I 1 expectedly expect edl and in less than ten minutes was streaking down the street at the rate of ten miles milea an hour you see theres like understanding human nature e no woman should bp ber married till she is thoroughly posted vp in this thia branch of education |
