Show FACTS 3 AND FICTION in washington oh ch sunday gunday rev ahr pitcher after pread preaching hing an appropriate discourse exhorted his hearers bearers to enlist on an the side of the lord and proceeded to inquire who has hag faith in the lord when an old oid soldier somewhat the worst for ii liquor 0 r rose in his place and said pm im d d if chavent Th I 1 avent faith in the lord and gen mclellan tool to which several responsive amens were given in the wisconsin legislative assembly mr nir debanda hildebrande Hil hii bovea that the sergeant al at arms exclude all thieves from the assembly hall mr lapham inquired whether a quorum could ouid be left the speaker was unable to say the english papers state royal roy a plate on the prince of wales marriage breakfast k table was of the value of ayou you see how bald I 1 am a and i nd yet I 1 dont wear weir a wig true sir but an empty barn requires no thatch 15 A man at newcastle who served four days on a iury jury says he is so full of law that it is is hard bard work for him to keep from cheating somebody at a recent conference meeting in pennsylvania the mem hembey bergl bergi were asked how many brethren can you accommodate at your house one old lady arose saying 1 I can sleep only two but can eat as many as you can send at along 0 A new zealand chief maintained that be he had bad a good title to his bis land because he had bad eaten the former owner federals and confederates is the title of adew a new entertainment given in london by mr henry drayton who has been assisted in the musical portion of the work by henry russell harriet A of chicago IM nois asks for a divorce from henry A her husband she is only eleven years old and has baa been married but a single month to make hens hena lay wring their necks they will lay anywhere then A republican writer says the motto 0 the stat statesmen eimen elmen at washington is let latua us steal while it ia is time A cup ot of coffee collee costs ole oce dollar in the richmond coffee bouses butter ia is per pound A sprightly in reply to a correspondent who asked her if she wore hoops exclaims hoops indeed why we dont dono wear anything else the italics are her own we suppose she tells the naked truth A gentleman on board a steamer with his bis family was asked by his children what made the boat po go when he gave them a very minute description of the machinery ahad abd its principles in toe fol foi following follain loIn words you see my dears this fob here goes down through that hole bole and fastens the jig maree and that connects with the and then that man hes the engineer you know kind ol 01 0 stirs up the what do you cal cau it with a long poker and lyou they t ahead a all ail hove shove along and the boat goes why sambo how black you aret arel bald said a gentleman to a negro how in the world did you get pet so black why look abere massa masga de reason am dib ilis de do day dis dia chile was born bora dar was an eclipse mr collins coiling irish comedian announces that during hla hia recent visit to london he purchased the sole eole right of performing in america john broughams Brough ams drama entitled the dukes motto blotto 11 1 dont you think my son resembles me inquired an apothecary aa as be he introduced his greasy creasy faced boy to the witty dr H yes replied the doctor pretending to scan the physiognomy of each teb tes yes yeb I 1 think I 1 see your liniments in his bis countenance counte countenance nInce pa find a man mail gifted without vanity and popular popular without egotism and you may know him im for a man of actual common sense A young lady who is better acquainted with french than farming was recently married to a farmer in examining her new do mains she one day visited the cow bouse when she thus interrogated the milkmaid bythe by mary which ef of these theme cows ii is it that gives the buttermilk ia A merchant at berlin having failed to obtain the band of an opera singer purchased two dresses and sent them to her to make her choice saying he would call to know her decision shortly however before the hour when be he had intended to set out on his errand the merchant received from his beloved a bilett iet let doux dows to the following essect effect of the dresses j you have sent I 1 like one quite aa as well as tb the other I 1 will veil in fact keep both go so that you have no need to call at alapi aili alit to which letter ietter of the alphabet alp hauet batet should we look for advice adice the Ys some inquisitive fellow hab haa discovered that the words abstemious and facetious alethe are the only two in the english language an guage wherein the five give vowels towels follow fellow each in proper order i an unknown unk joker has discovered dise dige that beef tea was wae wa first made in england whon whom heary neary vili YIH dished disI ved the popes huu the th sick mandigo man nan who pays afee to the doctor oc ie Is ottin often paying for a box ticket waa wa A strong fisted servant girl in new now york wab was a recently assaulted by a couple of scoundrels dreis named mile and she flogged them both A miss is always aa as good as a mile mlle ailein this thib case it was better than two miles the best april lot joke r the evacuation of richmond id this little anecdote is imputed to bishop hall 1 I remember a great man coming to my my house at waltham and seeing all my children chil drell I 1 standing in the order of their age and stature he said these are they that make rich men poti pori but lie straight received this answer nay nay say my lord these are they that make a poor man rich for there is not one of thebe these hom whom we would part with f for or all your wealth wea ith 3 11 alisa aliss altos jane G swisshelm Swiss belm the minnesota has hab been a appointed ted to a clerkship in the war department with a salary of 1000 per annum the number of traitor inmates of fort fart lafayette new york at the present time ia Is about fifty the N Y post says the legislators a at i t albany have come to such a pass that they have to be watched like a gang of plunderers intent only on an fleeming fleecing flee cing the he public gen butler thinks the american people ought to reject the constitution framed by b washington jefferson and madison an and ald adopt one improved by sumner Greeley and garrison it is said that the stream of paper money flows a steadily on and swells at the rate of a million a day the princess alexandra the bride b bf the prince of wales it turns out has not a drop of danish blood in her veins after all she ie le a thorough german |