Show A young husbands excuse for tipsiness some nights since a young man who had been recently wedded to a pretty and amiable woman fell into a wine bibbing party and unaccustomed to drinking soon became decidedly hilarious and preserved a perpendicular with no little difficulty he did not leave his companions until about daylight when he crept quietly into the house no street to to prevent his hig is wife from perceiving his hi condition or knowing the hour of his return this however he could not effect as she shi was awake and had been all night anxious and alarmed about his absence gerheart her heart saying oh palace rich and purple chamber when will win thy lard come home homp As soon as he made his entree she leaped from the sofa on which she had been half reclining and throwing her alabaster arms about his neck inquired what had happened and whether he was hurt at the same time inhaling h a ling the odor of various potations rotations ions of sherry and dla bla madeira deira delra as she placed her mouth in close contact with his bis parched and feverish lips harry would have avoided this if he could have done so but the motion was too sudden ile he felt that he was exposed and as if to corroborate the fact he staggered backward and half tumbled over a chair are you ill III dearest what ails alls you you do not seem beem to be yourself well the chefa fa fa truth is that that that I 1 went to sit sit up with a si sick brother belonging 0 to our our oar our lodge you see my ray love and nd the li light light went out and ana giving him brandy as as the doctor had pre prescribed I 1 1 must hav hadema ema made a mistake tle a mistake in the da dark and taken the liquor in myself if 1 which I 1 should should hayze hatze ha have v e hand handed my friend you see my dear this ibis explanation was very satisfactory especially ally to harry who having given it birth sat down on his hat and fell asleep while endeavoring deavo ring to show how low natural the mistake was andhor imposible impossible impo sible it was to abaid it under the circumstances cin enquirer |