Show CHINESE the following 0 amusing election item from the san francisco morning call shows that the johns are becoming chinin interested in institutions at one of 0 the precincts a chinaman pre dented himself dressed a la americana and offered a 1 I native nativo american ticket straight the inspectors judges and all hands commenced giggling and thought they would get fet a regular rip roaring laugh out of the americanized celestial so one of them asked him john how long iong have you been in the coun t well eeli ry says john seben year me lib here well weil 11 said another man where were you born and your name john turned his lils moon eyes to the right and left then half closed his bis peeper in in a quizzical way and re r e filed plied felican 1111 me me name you wali wail tche know enow now yes said another man well said john as he turned to leavette lea iea leave the crowd me name is yew bet john sloped rapidly dod dodging ing an Irish mans boot which whizzed past his hig ear Ax ANOTHER otiler fallen failen FALLEN MINISTER the rev A wright ahio pastor astor of the methodist fleth fieth odist church in cleveland ohio has been expelled from the conference by a vote of 54 to 40 his odense otense being rom romantic a antic walks by moonlight with young sister sisters in the church kisses to the same that were too warm for kisses of charity and worse than all a hint bint given to a childless married lady of his con congregation re atlon that it was not too late yet to have a boyl boyi the affectionate pastor is 50 years old and has a wife he appeals to the general conference declares the kissing perfectly harmless harm barm less and says the hint to the igar iYar married ried sister was physiological merely |