Show HE GOT BACK scotland yard it detective t Is IB bunched Bun coed and that leads to 0 a story 0 ry lat lat cecil page a scot scotland n d Y yard r d detect detective was bunched la in new york out but ot of a large sum of money discussing the trick that had been played on him mr pape said the other day id get back at those chaps it if I 1 had bad the time A scotland yard detective Is a dangerous individual to bunco it if my engagements at home were nere not pressing I 1 would stay here till I 1 landed those auda audacious ious rascals cals in I 1 prison you play tricks on scotland yard you know said mr page more complacently scotland yard it f you try it gets back at you every time it Ss is like the story ot of the watch there was a london music hall manager by name who was very fond ot of his joke especially after dinner when he had a bottlo bottle ot of chain champagne inside him well one night after dinner entered an oxford street jewelers and safra to the clerk my aly man what are those things there those round flat things white on the one side and yellow on the tha other why sir they ar are e watches hunting bunting ng case watches s sir ar the clerk answered band and what are they for saya to indicate the time says the clerk fancy says do you know ive heard ot of them andhor Andt bow much do they cost w IF from rom five to fifty pounds sir are there printed directions lor for making them goa go ww 1 oh no said thy tire clerk to make them go Is very simple you merely wind them once a day with a key and when do you wind them in the evening or in the morning you must wind yours sir in the morning the clerk answered gently and patiently why in the morning because in the evening you are drunk mr and would break it |