| Show COLONEL I 1 IN N A A QUAN QUANDARY ARV 1 I never but once wd said the colonel was in what I 1 call a genuine quandary i u L it was during my electioneering electioneer ing I 1 for or congress at nv wa jck t ime I 1 was strolling ailing g in the woods so particularly posted bested with politics politics that I 1 I 1 forc forgot ot minfie my ri the lie first thina ibar hat took mv my fan ry Y was the snarling pf af some bears be 4 r s in a hollow tree free I 1 could not reach thesues the pubs with my handa so I 1 went feet t foremost to I 1 J could draw them up by the toes I 1 hung at the top iop of oe the hole straining with nil my might to reach them until at last my hands I 1 lipped dipped and down I went invent wore more than twenty feet leep deep to the bottom of that black hole bole and there I 1 found myself hip deep in a hanily of fine young beasts I 1 soon found that I 1 might as well undertake to climb up the greasiest gr easiest part of a rainbow as to get back the hole in the tree being so large 1 and its niches ill es so smooth and slippery from the rai rain n now arthis his was a real germine genuine regular quandary quanda nj if so aie e I 1 was to shout it would be doubtful doub ful whether 1 1 hey icy would he hear aime at the sett lemen and if they should hear me the sto soy y would ruin in my y election tor for they hey were of a quality too 6 a man mail that ventured inta a place hat hp I 1 et himself ut iut of I 1 hearl hear a kiwi of gi grumbling gium gumbl bling ing and growling overhead find and looking I 1 caw the behli oli ol i bear tern foremost I 1 upon memy motto is always go fi head arid and as soon as she lowered herself W within I 1 rny my reach I 1 got a tight grip of her tail in my left S hand and with roy my lafle handled penknife in the other commenced sp iTin n r herfor her forward warl ill be e shot if ever a member of congre ss rose quicker in the he world than I 1 did she took me ot in the shake hake of a lambs lamb til tail I 1 I 1 |
