Show 9 - - e f THE OGDEN 2— B WILL ROGERS SAYS- lIS A Republican Postoffice Ain't Very Homey ' ':!' " ' FRUIT TREE In Illinois' FAIRFIELD Jll— fAP)— James E Jtfarkham worked five years to produce a peachj that would b© of lformal size but have a very small seed His efforts so discouraged him that six mpnths ago h© decided to sell his farm There was no buyer so he went back to his experiment One day he found a tree full of peaches that ip maturing had turned a vivid red color He cut into some of tile fruit and dis covered the seeds were no larger thaw those of plums A sample of the nev peach was sent to St Louis Mo nursery wJtbJ a penciled j note of explanation The next day an executive of the nursery wa$ at hia farm and within a few hours had purchased the tree for $2500 A steel cage was built around the tree until its buds could be stripped awaf It cost $1000 to build the and Markham mounted cagejr guard for his customer Five bushels of fruit were taken front the tree The peaches were slightly larger than thB typical Illinois peach Nothing has been revealed concerning the development of the "Markham peach" as it Is known except that it is the result of a' long process of serum treatment pollenization and grafting It ripens two weeks latei than the Hale variety MURDER WILL OUT1 drivers have a slim chance of escaping in Detroit The Detroit Automobile Club has been giving $100 rewards to persons responsible for the capture of hit and run drifrs and in 15 months has spent $6000 this way HUGE ACCIDENT LOSS Economic lots in this country caused from highway accidents runi to $2000000 a day accord- j tov a recent! calculations 1 A Democrat's Idea of Glory take him with em he is the one leggers and practically start life that furnished the private car I anew (Copyright 1928 by the one t ! Mc-Naiig- of the few private guess its cars in the Democratic Party They did have a" whole train before election but this car is all they got left out of it now Pat Harrl-iso- n steered era down that wajv I was going to try and take j em to Oklahoma but after it went Republican why that killed that frip Things is awful quiet herej in New York Barney Baruch the Raskob of the Wilson administration was in our Opera House J the other night with all the remnants of the "War Industries Board' Jle headed it during 'the war and he gives em a party every year f ile is the only Democrat on it and hey they: let him pay the bills come from all over the country to attend it I asked him what he thought could be salvaged out of the party and he said it looked like another Vestris as far as the loss was concerned I asked him if he would hack another convention in 32" and he I told him said he would not what Al Smith said: "That it was still the same old Party" and Baruch said "Tea thats the trouble with it It is the same bid Party" Congress is going to meet now it we dont watch em pretty close They are gathering in there now The Republicans have already got their wisecracks made up Tvhat they will tell the Democrats They are going to be awful xsocky- "Course this is what is called the shortses-sio- n But not short enough! Its also called the" Lame Duck Congress for there will be a lot 6f Guys in it that made a forced landing during the late storra of votes Now they ain't going to be wishing anvbody much- - good" especially thT voters back home that dident renew their contract You know thats the only job in the world a bill short of blowing up the Capitol They- know there is no justice in the world or they wouldent be reaching for their " Syndicate ht Inc) Ht-and-sk- ' BLAME WITCHCRAFT FOR YORK CRIME YORK Pa' Nov 30-- — (AP) — A confession in the hands of the police today indicated that witchcraft was) responsible for the killing of Nelson D Rehmeyerfarmer The confession was made by Wilbert G Hess 18 one bt three persons accused of th slaying Hess said that Rehmeyer was killed in a fight while he and John Blytnire and John Curry were trying ito get a lock of the farmer's haisi to bury eight feet! under ground to break a spell whicft they believed had been cast over the family of Milton J Hess - the boy's - father i ip Swirjiming Against the Tide - - 1 practice" Practice 7 exc iaimed the jjilot "Lady you got to be perilcct the first time" J P McEvoy'a "Americana' is the sophisticated revue of the sea- son It burlesques the man ners of the times hilariously and features Frances Gershwin a sister of the famous composer George Gersh- win ever hear this one favorite yarn of 100 listed as celeb-titief- ? matic sense of plot Elsie Ja'nls And aside from its wealth has done much to add a wholeof lumor should be treasured by some lustre to the stage and its after dinner speakers — istumped for people a gopd one There Is an actress who is being Dpuglas Fairbanks' favorite con- criticized because everywhere she cern a chaplain chosen for a part goes she is accompanied by her In af charity performance " On be- young son who is her constant ing jshot he was to say "My God companion If that isn't straining he has shot me!" On the first night at the well known gnat in fault the Iproperty man gave the villian finding tiring on the sick mule a tip meant for' realism It was I'll kiss it to Insert a ripei raspberry In the barrel of his revolver The effect Short Shavings: Gilbert Gabriel was j perfect of the Evening Sun has taken the exclaimed "My good-nee- 4 dramatic post of the late and laTeheparson has shot me!" and clutch- mented Alan Dale on the American ed it his heart Discovering the A certain New Yorker almost raspjberry gore on his finger tips entirely bald receives a set of milihe iimmerdiately added in a voice tary hairbrushes every Christmas of rseal horror: Four of from his divorced wife the biggest book publishing con"ly God he HAS shot me!" cerns now have women press Someone in New Orleans sends agents Doug and Mary stopped me this clipping: atuhe Alonquin on their last trip "It is possible that O O Ina Claire lives at the Ritz may find plenty of Ameri- Earl Carroll has never been inside k his business office since his return can homes where he will be He has fitted up from prison but his dog will not be" Frank Tfie home with that kind of a an office back stage welcome would hot interest me In Chapman Irvin Cobb's V has 'debuted" in grand opera in ' the lightest If you love Rome and clicked Flsie Janis with all her varied New York and have not read talents has become one of the Chares Hanson Towne's poem She "Manhattan" you have missed a leading short story writers is nfiw writing for three of the big treat Ziegfeld and George An actor who magazines and other editors are White don't speak clamoring for her stuff She has hates his leading lady but h&a to a direct and easy style and a dra kiss her nightly smears his lips Did you es s: That anyon who Uvea on Tark Avenvie (is in the Social Reglstef Thatj Broadway "celebVities' have really done something impor1 i tended Invitations have been sent a Knickerbocker blueblood to 7000 automobile dealers in 107 That kvery Ziegfield beauty beI countries r comes a movie star That all beautiful women admire a type jike iEIarry Rlchman That !ever4! man who drives ja Rolls-Ryc- e fbr lives at the Riz j - - - iniilionire is a That jeverjj!play-- staged by la artistic That pnlys English actors sport :j monoelejs That bankers are never seen lit places ojf amusement That ffew New Yorkers go tp Bql-lac- j church Mc-Inty- re wel-com- j ) il That the Chinese cafes Sail son-in-la- w aria owned by American syndicates I is New Yorkfa That i'eggy-Joyci idea of a great beauty UuttQp's has published a nefr f book cailled fIFavorite Jokes iFamousI Peete' edited byi Frank Ernest Nicholson It contains thie j TRAlti BLAZERS Two men ahd their wives are blazing a trail from Argentina to the United States by automobile They have cut! their way through Jungles built bridges anq ferries ahd are In every sense of th wordpioneers It" - jt boot-'lat- K1U (UAOW 'HajErms im ffcwoir Wmew (BsMmifiii MMeffs i i ' - : f ' I ' it ! ' i" I' Itenetc Your Oil Filter Cartridge every 10000 mile AMERICA'S leading makes of cars are equipped with the AC Oil Filter Engine insurance ! But in time an oil filter becomes filled with dirt taken from the oil Dirt in oil means wear Be fair to your engine Put in an AC Renewal Cartridge after 10000 miles That makes your AC Oil Filter as good as new Your dealer can do the job quickly at small cost See him today i topk at the crowds throng- Tf OOK at your calendar Shi inr th rrPPt ?Holl4 eveiwhere— and fif trees from the Northern wood The day of the year Is almost here It's high time to be selecting a gift to those you lore with happiness fain ¥tm tli and beauty er fill the hearts of irtfrn tnAtrU ff tt thxillin new Twin for its for its' stvle Ignition perform- - g Sedans from $1071 to $2410j f o b Ogden NEW (9X9 HUPMOBILE ERiYG UDR5T O Tf SIX&EIGHT ©HI ITT Street NAI 432 25th I"' 4'J'JW!jllW'JJIiJJJriiliiiii 11)11111 - " w 1 ' " 'I-:- I o eight-cylind- IIJIJ fcij i Nine out of tea sales of new Century Hupmobiles are made when i the buyer casts into the balance Hupmobtle'i known reputation for quality manufacture and engineering For 20 years motorists have come to Hupmobile for just these qualities — with all they imply in dependable economical performance ( ( Now in the 1929 Century Six and Eight they find these standards rigidly enforced plus a new brilliance of style and beauty new power speed and getaway and the most modern advances in braking steering and riding W e urge you to compare-p- oint Forty-twbody and equipment tmf for point— the new Century models with any other cars hinations standard and custom on each line Six of th Century list prictsi on the market Include Hupmobile reputation and your $1345 to $1645 f his delivery charges decision will tin questionably be in favor of the Century's Century Eight list prices: $1825 to fields six and the values in $2125 plus delivery charges greatest ' ':' i mi Spark Plug Company Flint Michigan The former Irne Castle has es tablished a beautiful kenhel for homeless dogs called "Orphans of the Storm" at Deerfield 111 sup ported by private contribu ions A jstray dog rescued from a policeman's bullet is Inow the constant companion of Mrs McLaughlin's (Iren Castle) daughter The for mer darling of Broadway is de voted to dumb animals and has done much in Chicago to aid in alleviating their suffering And it Is no wonder she) la so well beloved (Copyright 1928 McNahjght Syndicate Inc) ItOAD UPKEEP niGIT Our annual bill "for road con structlonv and mojinlenanqe runs A Commisclose to $2000000000 sion appointed jby the National Paving Brick Association arrived at this figure after several weeks of survey PRODUCflON BOOMS The production of cars and trucks during the first ten months of 1 he present year surpassed all previous marki in the history of the automotive industry More than 40(15000 units were turned out j : AG Co) There is a stdry of a Long Island couple buying an aeroplane They hired a Jallot to teach theni to fly and the wife brightly su cgested : "I think we should learn al about In case any- parachute Jumpingweso could be in thing happened than the averag§2 better of Cla Center jr citizen irjannedThat roadway chorus girls havje to fight) off millionaire admireri That fiead waiters are rich and ride aroiind in limousines That nost Broadway shows are backed by "ahgels" to give theiir j favorite isweeties a star role That tnost New Yorkers go frorh the nigHt club direct to their 1 They were discussing the SO- pound flesh reduction feat of Paul Whiteman In six months time "Eighty pounds" sneered a cynic "he could take that much off his neck A few recent and en!jjoyable books: "Behind Your Front" by James Oppenheim (Harper & B sV- ''My Autobiography" by Benito Mussolini (Scribners) "Love Lives of the Gre M" by Louis Bertrand (Louis Cakri er & - 1' ojS-fic- Il It is surprising most peo think anyone who has Written a book is a brilliant conversationalist and a bright spot at any gathering Some of the most uninteresting ahd orless individuals X know have Only written one book but several And some of theni have be en best sellers I m tT-- ' M'INTTBE Bjr more than any clt TOJIK NEW know swims with the tldeli Here are some personal "and equllt ly unimportant opinions that do not blend with the popular Gotham convlptlqna They are without malj-ic- e and t is likely their only virtu! is filling! space j Amonr the legends which Ne York cherishes and which I believ f to be p'tjre bunk are:1 That iIayor Wal'ker Is the besf dressed (man in the city That ihe Blarx Brothers are ex tremely jfunhy i comedians ' That high priced New York cafejs offers better food than those ii the average city' That New Yprk women are beti-te- r dressed than those in Sah Francisco Louisville era half dozen otheri cities! That f'The Front Page" is the best ghokv of the yearThat rving Berlin composes better tunes than a dozen others That Broadway is more sophlsti-cated- i than Gallipolis Ohio That $11 thi reporters and jin th outlandare aching to get dn New York newspaper! That ill th night "club suckers J ar buttjer an! egg men That bb pierage New Yorker fe tant That iNew York has the most beautiful sly line In the world That everybody in the Bronk talks in! Yiddish dialect That every actress and actor makes at least $1000 a week 1 VtTE FOREIGN DEALERS west of Jersey That If everyone attends who is In City is ajeverybody yokel and orders a plankj vited International Day Monday ed steakf upon coming to town January 7 at the New York autoThat ia person1' who- - occupies ji mobile show ought to be well at- box at he Metropolitan Opera Is the heels of a high y successiiu year m auto-i'roCLOS$ upon sales comes a warning one of the country's economists is Colonel Leonard He and statisticians greatest P Ayres of Cleveland Colonel Ayres looks at the figures of automotive manufac ture and sales for this year collates duction next year analyzes the trend of buying for the past score of years and bomes to this conclusion: While the total planned production of automobiles! in 1929 will come up to 7r0$000p units the total demand in this country will be only about 4000000 and the export business could not take care of the difference" A rather pessimistic Jpicture from the business viewpoint for next year to b? sure But hardly to weep about For if only the 4000000 units Ayres says will be in demand are sold next year it will show a healthy thriving condition equal at least to that or today Ayres merely ponts to a great kistake our auto manufac turers are making-pthaof piling production on production without regard to the future outlqok for sales Perhaps be hats Now they got to go through life fore half 'the year is over they will curb this frenzy and regu- as "The "Late congressman Bo their e Got to dig up new hunk production m accord wit h the demand tSo that'sJ where arily TT large -ears Th e boy irom "in nays Incomes the ?ep has ve big stowaway O'O GOING TOO FAST is i Th Inhabitants of Mars are said to have extraordin O O M'INTiYRE'S IMPRESSIONS Peaches' Wjth Small Seed Are Now! Produced ' SUNDAY MORNING DECEMBER 2 1928 R with FARMER 'GUARDS - By "WILL ROGERS I know Is just what I WELL all in the papers Us poor missguided Democrats dont seem to be able to get our minds on We are just sorter anything Democrats had The Btunhed there for irlghty pretty hopes awhile It looked like the Post-o- ff ice was about to change hands and! get back to where they beFor a Democrat is just longed Post Master That Is naturally a one few things just about for ofHethe never has had he is fitted much work at it but he just cornea by it natural to want to meet and talk with people He would love to set all the news thats just on Post Cards and going over and - the bringing the mail sack fromtrain is just about his idea of about the proper amount of daily exertion You know the Democrat at heart is just naturally an amiable fellow1 lie would rather talk with you! anytime than make a dollar He just loves politics off you not for what he can get out of em for he never has t received much a dividend on his political investment but he just wants to be knoivn as a Politician Now a Republican dont he wants politics to be known as his side line He i3 sorter ashamed of it He wants to work at it but he wants people But to believe he don't have to the old Democrat he is still so old fashioned that he thinks its one of the (honored professions Just let him head a few committees and make a few speeches every once hi awhile and he is in his glory He - v ill miss his supper to explain to youf what Jeffersonian principles He don't know what they pro are! but he has heard em spoken of so often in speeches that he knows that no speech is complete without wishing that we would return to those principles and the only thing that keeps us from not returning to them is that very reason we lont know what they were Jackson! is another life saver in their legends you take him out of there andj-yowould just about lesen Democratic conversation 50 per cent HAS BEEX LAYIXG OFF That's why i woma line to nave seen him got some work at this He has been late unpleasantness laying off new for eight years and he Would have made somebody art awful good hand H The Republicans have just taken it for granted that their positions He has been runare permanent ning that Post Office so long that he is as independent as a Bank Vicfc President He wont act like you ought to have £nj mail The Post office to him is just a subsidiary of the Republican headquarters A Democrat is tolerated in there but they don't want him to litter up the place long with his But when the Demopresence crats get their clutches on it why the Post office is! a cross between the country grocery store and modern Night (Club They welcome anything in there" just so its in the shape of an argument tAVhen they hand you the mall they waijit ' to know who its from and Why so shot But its as I say wo-arsince this late November sixth uprising that we just cant seem to and gather our threads of life up Alitook to the get! started again Golf dlubs to drown his sorrow I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like Golf will I neve have been depressed enough to take up the game "but they say you can get so sora at yourself that you forget to hate your enemies Al went down into Mississippi where if he made a bad shot it would be laughed at by 'nobody but his own friends lie dident want any Republicans kidding his "Putting" Al took Ras-ko- b down there with him to'mart-nga'-hGolf Raskob is liable to He be pretty good down there wont have Moses to worry about He had more trouble with Moses und Work He would tree 'emio ing sqmethlng and he would Just about be getting the evidence when they would break out with something worse and get Raskob's mind off the first offense THIS FELLOW KENNY Then this fellow Kenny they STANDARD-EXAMINE- M 6 TO i ' a el 'GO Phone I i h j&catfs ' i motoring Then we'll deliver it at the exact moment you want it to arriye-Christ- Eve mas cj tlx year-t- oe 8 Coupes Cabriolets n ' ance its ease of handling Its supreme luxury and likxblo personality— the Nash 400" You can select it now from our complete Christmas dis- play of new "400" models— a brilliant and colorful showing of all that is newest ana tinest in moaern car or Christmas MomingJ For the day vj tve jr-- w w" Victorias from $1066 to $2184 f 'I o B MUl the lYorltl in Jtlotbr Car Yaluo ! 387 Twenty-thir- d Street at Kiesel Ave GHEtL C0 Phone 331 I i 4 w b OgdeTi j S f j ' '!: f i "61 ' ! 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