| Show THE OGDEN SUNDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER 30 1923 STANDARD-EXAMINE- IVILL ROGERS SAYS- re-wo- rd ' By XEA Serrice ' — lunisn carfare Belief For All Fanners! Ev-rythi- MORRIS INVADES AMERICA Cars Go Long Way in Short Time - By AVILIi ROGERS I know Is just what I WELL all in the papers and bacli here Jn New York there is an awful lot of papers to read But they are mostly pictures New York Newspapers don't have reporters all they have is photographers is one by pictures They wouldent BiVe a dime for the biggest story in the world if there was no pictures with it for it would be no good for their people couldent read it So I sure have read a lot of pictures since I been back here What they cant read in the picture why hey hear over the radio so there is no use knowing: how to read reading1 any more There must he a kind of a gentle-man- s agreement between Smith and Hoover They hive divided up the£ir so that Smith has it Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays and Hoover Tuesdays Thursdays and Saturdays and you would think "Well that gives us Sundays without having to listen to any Politics" But don't you believe it thats when you get more Politics than all the rest of the week combined Thats when the Preachers start lectioneering They all start out by saying "The Church should not enter into Politics BUT" then they try to show how in their case it is different that they are not entering politics they are just ad- -' vising"' that people are so flighty nowadays that if they are not advised properly why they are so apt to be led astray by the opposition ORATORICAL RELIEF Smith started out a couple of weeks ago and made what I bet he thought was a trip around the World I bet he had no more Idea this country was ' that big or he would never had the nerve to say he would try and govern it He hit Omaha first He made a Farm Relief speech there The poor farmers have had more oratorical relief than monetary Smith brought out on© pretty clever thing in that speech that was showing that the Republican Farm Relief plank was exactly the same in the 1924 Convention and in the 1928 They hadent even gone to enough trouble for the farmer to their promise It just looked like they said "Well what did we promise him last election?" "Oh we promised him relief" "Well do as well for him this time promise it to him again As long as we dont give it to him we carr keep on promising him" Well Al nailed em on that but of course they will squirm out of it some way by saying they was JusC on the verge of giving him relief But when something happened the told Farmer up'North he will go right to the polla on November sixth ani vote the Republican ticket and the old farmer down 'south will go and vote the Democratic ticket "Now will you tell me why in the Lords name those two should not be on the sameside politically? What does the farmer in the North want that the Republi- - 3—B R 1AM MANY ng The U "WASHINGTON ' Vni fttjy IN MANAGUA S bureau of standards has completed tests of auto drivers which bear a warning to slow thinkers The' tests were made to determine the "reaction time" of drivers or the time required to realize a danger and act upon it The scientists discovered that it took more than half a second for the average driver to get his In this foot on the brake pedal half second a car going 40 miles MANAGUA Nicaragua — (AP) — Brigadier General Frank R McCoy is the favorite candidate for president of Nicaragua of a group ' By ISRAEL KLEIN Science Editor JCEA Service As the automobile gets older the personal factor creeps in further The character of the owner or driver has much to do with the proper care of his car It shows up vith age For example a good character expert can read a driver's personality by the finish of his automobile and the way the motor runs an hour has traveled 30 feet He can tell how careless or careful' Cars driven by slow thinkan owner has been with his car by ers would go from 60 to 120 notmerely taking a ride in it and feet before the car even begins ing its defects to stop or As a result a good character hiind reader need only study the Person with whom he may be and neat inside and out It's a dealing to tell whether his automo safe bet that the rest of the cai" — bile is worth the price he asks for the working parts — have been it in a sale and cared for proportionately and need little adjustment pracBy studying the habits tices of the average automobile owner therefore Insurance com Of course after the car has gone panies and" automotive dealers 20000 miles the' motor may need have- standardized the appraisal of havenew iised cars determined regrinding and They pistons slightthe average mileage of the average ly oversize" may have to be fitted (automobile for the length of life But that is almost to be expected the average motorist would keep it as being about 30000 miles They on the average automobile and have set definite depreciation ra- therefore does not reflect upon the tios on models for each year of character of the driver But if the clutch or the transmistheir lives and so determined the motor have to be resion or the actual value of each type car For instance the average auto paired in J any t serious way before mobile they say will depreciate 30 this mileage has been reached the of this work may most likely per cent in three months 42 per cause to the driver be attributed 64 cent In a two centin year per years and 73 per cent In three years If It has been run its allotted 30000 miles before the CAMEL TKAINS three years are over its deprecia REPLACE RAILS tlon Is so much greater say the sta ' tisticians PEKING— (AP) — Camels have But they still have to consider come into their own again this the personality of the driver and summer as freight caravans When the northern troops with here's where you come in A man who neglects his car to drew into Manchuria they took the extent of keeping the polishing With them thousands of freight and cars and hundreds of rag off the body will be looked passenger upon with Suspicion as to ihe rest locomotives ' Since then camel jof the automobile when he turns it dealers have been swamped with Jn for sale The appearance of the earner orders which they have been car goes a long way toward mak unable to supply Camel drivers are rolling in ing a profitable sale or exchange when the time comes to get a new wealth with earnings often touch car ing 75 cents daily The return of neat Roy Chapman Andrews' expedition a dealer For the seeing lured a crowd of looking though old automobile from central Asia before him reasons that the camel buyers who wanted to bid jowner has taken as good care of for the 112 camels used on the the working parts of his car as he trip And this has has the outside been found true to a considerable extent of Indians who recently visited AA I tStiY SI III II ll! I HI III 1 Ikril § H£ 5Crv& i Tf f i W- 3u WZ - 'Yi 1 i— 2t Ji - Thg- rlORTHCirJ" - Why Don't These Farmers Get Together? can Party can give him that his real reason why farmers or country brother in the South wants that the people should be in on© political Democrats can give him? Why ain't they on the same side? They party and City people in another both raise corn and oats they both They have different interests difhave to buy wagons and plows ferent needs different things to They both want to sell what they sell and hundreds of different raise for as much as they can get wants and customs But why the for it and buy the same things for as little as they can Now I Northern farmer and the northern don't know if they should1 City fellow should be aligned or Democrats but it does against the Southern Farmer and look like they should be on the the southern City fellow that is besame side The only reason-- I can yond sane understanding see is they fought against each should be the legitimate That other in '65 so that made on a of is the Country Democrat and one a Republican against the politics dont diTarriff City So if Jhey still harbor that f eeljing vide the two more any parties then there is no reason why they Smith Is explaining his head off should get relief When they can't that If he gets in they wont do agree among themselves how do away with the tariff so It would ever expect to get anything? they drive a person pretty near So I don't blame the Fartys from just to dope out really what does crazy not helping them divide the two Outside of one beFARMER LISTED "CP ing in and wanting to stay n and Now here is the southern farm- the other beng out and wanting er lined up with Tammany Hall to get In Prohibition cant be the Now what have Tammany Hall dividing line for it is so arranged and ANY Farmer got in common? that both sides get all that they Then here is the Northern Farmer want Prosperity dont divide the lined tip with Wall Street and big two parties for under ither adbusiness Now why should they be ministration the poor get poorer The Farmer dont want and the rich get richer Prospertogether?' to borrow any more money Bor- ity la only a question of giving a rowing is what put him in the hole Guy time to get it So the whole he is in today The Government things It looks like goes back to the was always figuring out where he Civil war The Boys are still fightcould borrow more Buf they 'nev- ing it and don't know It er figured out where he could pay (Copyright 1928 by the something back Now there Is a Syndicate Inc) ! -- ent ! Mc-Naug- ht " - i Curiously enough It Isn't the engine that breaks down first In fact the motor is the last to go The first part of the car to break down under wear Is the frame or chassis Next comes the body next the clutch then the differential and transmission and last the motor That's how engineers fig ure the wear and tear on automobiles and that's how dealers aro guided in appraising the value of a used car So If the body bolts are kept tight especially after a long run and the body itself is kept clean ' j S ft AGED TEACHER HAS NEVER USED WHIP 4 MONTGOMERY Ala— (AP) — successful school teacher Jfor 60 A i years without resorting to the whip to enforce disciplines is the record of Miss Gusale Woodruff who recently passeft her eighty-fourt- h birthday anniversary and h as head of a privher ate elementary gradle school "Miss Gussie'1 now is teaching the fourth generation of several t families Among her "former pu pils ar leading: business and men while! several of the state's outstanding political figures received their early training in her school rooms Belioving a child! can be better aproached through other methods than whipping Miss Woodruff l evcrtheless is not an advocate of "spoiling the rod apd sparing the child" Firmness characteristic of her every undertaking with '!'" them v Miss Woodruff observes more incorrect spelling hw than In former days but more rcadins She would not hazard an answer as to the cause of the former but thinks that the greatejr variety of read- ' ing material available! today is ' re- s" sponsible for the latter "The modern school encourages reading" she says "and I like that Story books history— it fs Quite a step forward that schools are providing1 for children"—— The Morris car has invaded America Her© it is as shown at the recent Canadian National Motor Show in Toronto The engine is rated at seven horsepower and the car is said "to go 60 miles on a gallon of fuel making its highest "speed at 55 miles an hour Its cost is little fifty-'eight- pro-feslon- THE CLOSEDGARAGE coming of fall the tragedy of the closed AGAIN with the fee in many a city garage will It is unfortunate that this should recur year in and year out despite the education and repeated warnings broadcast to motorists But somehow we grow lax during a pleasant sumf mer and we forget time Let us remember that the But let us not forget this fumes that escape from the exhaust of our motors' are deadly so much so that only one part in 10000 of pure air is said to be a hazard to life As the weather gets colder it is becoming more difficult to start our cars ) We start the motor withiri the warm closed garage-- and forget the danger that besets us Carbon monoxide gas is a treacherous poison It strikes us without warning We are used to the "car's exhaus iumes so we think nothing of smelling them But in this exhaust lies our'danger unless we are alert to it Better back the car out of the garage if you must fuss over it Or at least open the doors wide and see that they stay re-enac- ted t " f - - SEVILLE--(AP)- — Seville Olive! oil tefiners haye developed can- ning plants in connection with their refineries and are using modern canning equipment and packing methods Much of the oil' for export is placed in lithographed six gallon cans Barrels of chestnut and oak still are used but popular favor seems to be turning to 'the modern iron drum open Vll J-- til mvgw fcar CT tjr vmr mar- - -- fjr y tr tw 2 J 1 at our regular low prices ' are offered during this big SefnuAnnual Sale for just ONE DOLLAR each I HI U---A 1 '"Iwar L- Iff A - Look these articles over— -- see their high quality—bear in mind that they are selected from our regular stock and are backed Guarantee of satisfaction and by "WesternAuto's" Iron-Cla- d service at our more than 150 stores and that your lasting satisfaction is further assured by our popular CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT policy v rThen buy plenty for today's needs and more for the future This Sale Ends Saturday Oct "Ruby Ray" Stop Signal Gtnutn tl75 "Kay-B- t' Ruby Ray Step Signal bulb complete - with switch wire and Q spring for pedal p connection Thi i'v week only I " ' wonderful convenisncs prevent burned fingers and cloth-on- Q 9 Ing Clamps j:ii uDil nunguii orni" Ing Splendid $10 value during sals —helps 3 for $100 flash This handy light has powerful reflector and is complete batteries O fl with and bulb - Re- - O duced this week from $115 to 2-in- ch Mads especially for wesxern- Auto" by o n o or the beet - known manufacture era of golf supplies Guaranteed nota ' to Am j riir vi f w m m 4 shaps for 60 rieies Thre for tm j — 'limit ble figured black water- material Q proof with cot- - 9 stuffed 6 a os a mo tie a ujDsiriy ua b iectiuse its milt like a costlu car 0&§ reflector Eseily attached to open Save on this eety reading genuine U S Clock- style gauge with Q m cm low price 9 AH prices $795 f o b Detroit Coach '': $735 Roadster L L Hains ©ici©n 2610 WASHINGTON AVENUE iotor Gar ' ' In the Automobile Business in Ogden Over i rubber- - Elastio - mJmm T L m ri w mmmmmmmmmiKmnmi£J- "Western Auto" Service PHONE w Ford A feature that saves you money Service connections are maintained in all cities where we have stores so that good purchased from tis may be properly and promptly ot a very low flat rate - in FREE OF ALL many instances COST! in-Stall- ed 460 The " world's larg- est retailers Autp Supplies long-wearin- aWbs'no V7 Beveled 'Imcrial 51 with Affords g' of chatterlesa lining with rivets : Reeiets heat and wear f Farrf system and oil for lubrication h Regularly $1)tSX Special pieces m pi ate O class with nick- - T I eled bracket Dur-- : - 1 Jng this Sale: - Transmission Lining Three $850 eompamy A pint '' bottle of guaranteed Imperial joHah— for any fin isn and a y ard roll of soft cheesecloth Regular pries $129 Bothfor secure) "Neverburn" r 13 Years y£jrB surface grip and keens hands Q warm In winter J Reduced fro m 145 to Buyers can pay for cars out of income at louest available charge for interest handling and insurance ur- n- "yM ridged SJ Sedan S This practical mirror fa' our regular $120 value Both passengers o a n watch to rear C Imperial Polish Combination H Steering Wheel'' Cover easy- of its size in the world Won't you Many exclusive and patented features con- triButc to tfiese Essex advantages — among examine and drive the Essex whether as them being its high compression Super- a prospective buyer or as one interested in Six motor which to our be- — knowing why it is the choice —j an lief is the most powerful and car in its price field as proved : T V Jf vi--x efficient automobile 'motor by sales? Coupe $745 Rumble Scat S30 extra) y - : This week The only Essex point in common with cars in its price field— is priced There is' little in either appearance or performance to distinguish it from many a costlier dar In size it possesses the advantage of compactness without sacrifice of passenger quarters or riding comfort It steers as easily as any car you have ever driven There is a quickness and nimbleness in its motor action that will make some costlier cars you have driven seem slow and sluggish These qualities are lasting § Dual Mirror U S Tire Gauge" Arry intf uur regular $120 rS a£ For this wesk Inq$ A neat ItA VA This $123 spotlight ! well made with Japan ned finish and powerful to e vr wvvi vwinu" hiahgrads' $145 cushion for n 1 1 - m T aDandy" Spotlight i ii " 2-c- ell dura I Y 1 Flashlight Wed go Cushion This extra quality euh Ion is covered with ' JI tb r Flare Reflector Prevents slipping and saves wear on running board Attractive pot ished aluminum with rib bed rubber cent e fl ter Our regular tj reduced each for this sals top ' Lie-lite- A 50c Playrite Golf ''Klassy" Step Plate "'" (5th Cica Balls f mis 91 "Defiance" Eleclrid V 5 ' i 16 Guaranteed arid tiseful items— all bargains sLj of motorists of the West since Serving 1916 guaran- teed lines of Ac- cessories Tires Camp Goods Golf § Equipment Radio Mare tiian Gas Fater ttut utn AA:il COSC and a typical Q Western Auto" p taraein at our regular price of & $135 Sale price 7 ! i rail "Smithkit" for Smokers This easily attache smoker's friend combines a cigarette con tainer and' automatio s s r ver match J box holder and p ash receiver A bitf $175 value & for Imported "Onyx" Gearshift Balls natural onyx- Q Beautifully coloredAdds to appear- 3 Round or oval ance or car interior rneauiariyS115 each This week au to i 2560 Washington Av Phone 91 1 1 j&r 1 r : " In reduced trouble Fits Durably maae lO Stores £a tie M X JLMi Its I V al I' i Cnli'rtWi pa al ' oners rr Ma-tagal- according to J "W Willy director-generof roads for Nicaragua and American-vice-consu- l at Matagalpa These Indians live in the mountain region northeast of Matagalpa and can not read or write any language - iJ IK 1 ' l MAKES FRIENDS ' Auto Tow Rdpo With winter driving ahead one should be in every car ready for 17 feet long highest emergency ineh manilla rope with grade This $123 ropo iooa fasteners -- j'x 'x n iMMiH'Misyfu |
