| Show THE OGrDEH STAND 2 —B O O : By O O McINTTJlE ECENTLY in San Yranclsco 1 Hrnt n nla&sant hour with Fre- tnnnt OMer the Henrv Watterson t the Pacific coast Mr Older is still in harness and a -- vigorous "newspaperman His has been a life jfull of rich ripe and exciting ex-- : — ' Tv N'FA Service that Calif — Dust finds its way into the motor of me the automobile shortens usHOttrmRlrfrablv savs A H associate agricultural sta engineer in the experiment tion at the University or uan-fnra n? riciultural college here Hoffman has been studying tmotnr mntnrfi for farming es- tM5iiiv hut finds that dust is picked up in large Quantities on the best of roads "The lif o of an aUto engin© wAiiid ia ereatlv lengtnenea a a ffirlncv increased if Tin lust were allowed to get he savs He itn tvi mntfir" thorfnrp mnhaslzes the impor m tance of using air cleaners ior carburetor oil and gasoline n A VI si Are ll Survey Shows There iUacia - r- Automobile UNIFORM RULES f 1000 Cars To Traffic Officer WASHINGTON SUNDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER 30 1928 R Dust 'Shortens Life of WOULD PROVIDE M'INTYRE'S IMPRESSIONS Something To Doze Over! ABD-EXAMINE- D C —Another m-v- non-parki- — - I 1 m nn-n- - V -- fjtl'"ri I " 1 I m 1 :a -- - ooca phin-klcki- rair-weam-- — s T V i - - high-heele- on ng f - ten-gall- -- - mw m — n CLEVELAND Sept 28— (AP)-— Abolition of parking in downtown business districts is growing In most urban centers of the country Electric a report to the American toconvention association Railway communities All not day said but are thoroughly convinced of the Affnanv Af thA regulation Cities listed as prohibiting in downtown centers either at all times or for limitea penoua d were Albany Baltimore Denver East St Louis Grand Rapids llartrora juunung-to- n W V Indianapolis Lexington Lincoln Neb Los Angeles Louisville Manchester N II Mi ami Fla Milwaukee isew ior Sfc Louis Salt Lake uiy Francisco Seattle Sioux City la n iren-trtSpringfield Mass ToieaoToronto nnd Wichita Kas Canada also prohibits parking Retail merchants are said to be the chief complainants against the abolition or panting ivxauy w tlvem however are willing that thet —I i entrances to their stores oe ueDut clared territory Merwant parking elsewhere chants' associations throughout the m an6iA'av on tha 140mlle speedway be- country are making a careful study iL ex coniv of the question and reports to the tween Brownsville and Corpus cnristi electric railway association bhiu ike tracks to flulde utomobijes and prevent acciaeni these surveys generally snowea to no dust of with as going good that few persons park in front Service just By NEA Most trade where bother they the stores BROWNSVILLE Texas — What a rnuRAwav from Padre island of the parking comes from emworld's is considered here as the annua thA Laeuna Madre to the ployes of business offices com been has mainland 17 miles east of Corpusj longest speedway travautomobile Christi has Just been compieiea SUICIDE BRIDGE for general pleted causeway or unique— con el It is 140 miles long and con This more 18500 feet NEW PAINT GETS nects Brownsville at the southern trnMinnv la — long " '¥ miles three than Christi tin of Texas with Corpus — Authorities tva hrdTA i made for motor LONDON — (AP) There is no speed limit on the highi n i 14 d A or wuuw-uwheels cussuaa the and to are vehicles only r way trying the xnia into ThA RTjeedwav has already been the autos run in trougns suicides from Jumping fAHTid nnnular since it reduces the maVtt thA bridcre absolutely sate by Blackfrlars bridge from Thames no ac psychology ' ana end tracked the double is between as it distance touring Alarmed jat the increasing cities by 65 miles It tonowa tne Ainta an ViartnAn nave crosses nf nernnrm ta kine their lives at Thousands of autos loncth rf islands off the malliana nn far without an this old Roman river landing they Hfc of Texas connecting witn a roan UJi v a otniciiira from Brownsville at Boca Chica 'wMtit nrfordlne to Col Sam A have painted the former somoer chler engineer aim "sad" black bridge in a "happy" nass where there is a bridge from Robertson of the huge combination of light green trim run mflnaeer island to Brazos the mainland also has med with bright yellow Brazos The to bridge Island Brazos project ning up severe con tnree there withstood and Pass iruyitai do Santiago necting with a ferry to facire isl gulf storms AS FRENCH DO Boston-Clevelan- ' — DOWNTOWN PARKING I convincing argument for the imme diate adoption ot tne umiorm mu ffift ordinance was ad iranr4 VirA todflv when the Amer "What would you like to be it-i ican Automobile association made you had your life to live over a natioasked public preliminary figures ofcontrol n-wide survey of traffic conditions "A nwflT)at)erraan" he replied known a STRIKING FACT instantly I have never nowRnnnflrman who thoucrht differ Tnllrtwinsr are some of the strik ntw And vet most of us do noth ing facts developed by the survey ing but grumble- - over the fact that of the national motoring Doay: we are v i TViAra r nn th averasre 1000 that mechanical control has to to everv traffic officer some extent acted as a substitute aiitrtmnhllfa "Vork a err eat execu areas of the in the metropolitan as tive said the other day that in hisa witn ouu pei for personnel but thi3 has been comparea country for n CO tun finest r training the vMrs ffAr opinion largely offset by the Increased com ' vmcsinosa rarflpr was that of a pri 2 Car registration m tne ciuea plexity of traffic regulations vate secretary "There is no jobto covered by the survey increased juu "More traffic personnel may be a chance one has mr font an com nared with an in he said "where as crease of 83 per cent In the num- - necessary In the interest of law en Ftudy business behind the scenes' that of a private secretarysnip ber of traffic officers in the ten- forcement but what is needed TiTciTTvrmrvT: food year periodfivA ritiMi namelv Bos above all Is the simplification of tho only riw This can be ac ton Mass Louisville Ky "Wo- driving conditions two "American cities approaching rcester Mass Cleveland Ohio and complished through the universal Paris for distinctive food are Isew Minn showed a percent adoption of the uniform municipal ty1ii Orleans and San Francisco It Is to be ex- traffic ordinance age of increase in traffic control vur in tn© to gain rw distinc most atart trt that equal Tt personnel rrtPfi tvia th altogether irom vist it jtrUi An to nromote safety nnAlrltlir 1n AlTlftrlfia IS t6 bS a in ti iim of two cities CHI the adoption of the code will les- mracue found in small towns of the Til Toledo Ohio with un-thand mm ana unio lircpnev ror ine increae in WCBt — Kentucky Indiana 200 per more than of an increase control personnel which it traffic be I prejudiced Although may in mntflr vehicle registration ia r ar hAsi lasrerea oeninu me mmim "— — wmiW — the number of traffic officers has needs of the situation" Short Shavings: Paul Whiteman Paull for Ranch been actually decreased w me ten to the Back Jazz earnings AVERAGE DECREASES has put most of his Colorado in A A A statement continues: 1IUU U iV£V Thfl tnere showed never dreamed k Calif An Tn eeles a pw Vork hotel announces it will teen their patients during the enoughbeI so much vears aeo there were 213 "Tun in both reg in increase could nappiness the to greatest hnvft a checker champion playf month 1000 mo- nttoern — everV rotten — trt as a i Baffin control once per I and traffic unv regarded what titration New Two of with guests while today cent the vehicles for tor 1280 registered per sonnel with TilavAtnrs are now almost fool world" dressmakers fashionable vnrV' v naa about xne fine is cent uie 476 averitse ior something There and cit per ucticau former in big rtra-niinroof in laree buildings rtrec in the million motor vehicles 1000 Avrv ter manuracturi'r that letter An elevator November is the ies aire division "This condition is further com INTOLERANT OF SFA'iS RESPOXSIBIIATy UKJiAiJU- reputed to be ivi that the majority of acci month New York is intolfact that hundreds are neoole nf rhicatro West plicated by the of trVio snrrv ia hased on a aues TnlV iS thO dull t dents in buildings where elevators traffic rules and sticks nnnnhiindrfids and stints nf walking of result is d the the dressed date to liveliest safety not are by up est Broadway is at its thrown into hnvA rooMiiattnna over been never titter to A East A the In A DacK the people to tne gaies of the nf e rvinrk in the evening standing with the department bewildered and hooDers d boots or the rvc hats INVEXTIOX FAILS rt(nartment of 50 cities rangto tho mntnrist to the extent mat ne at rtniipst nt 3 in the afternoon or none tneir — is it mechanlbecause no 50000 nn hsnd nnrtntnr from th chiefly Athpr v J All night motion picture houses baffled in meeting the changing seems absolutely fool business 3000000 from tweniy-eignvr have become--a rendezvous ior pa cal device iinrn se hv na the iamnnAtrntod were — tvni returns TvirVi rtfitftllpd vvvof cheap lodging houses be- -mihuvl trons situation revealed in tne "Th 1 T a omtortnlnpfl New Tork subway disaster a legend in tne oui VU1 vv ThsrA in a definite way the shows snrvpv nrecre AnmfArt i Iha tViot Torn a fJlllnatl had flVmOSt — - PVei"V- COI1 —"One conclusion" saia tne vi house Deas " oiihwnv cue iick tween nays im cnao riAod fnr unlformitv in the basic tr vance ior nnt tne p rw motoring way Vf -eoverning traffic In or- nble than lodging nu it'iLiii t "3 nu tonal me ie - i nnftrent tnai t l cnecKs are auunieu naanmg U"U?V 4ueu penecuy v: repuieu owner may give (likla Gray's w lr tne opera- - peeve for Miss Gulnan ana nave of the average trauic- u in shimmv- cos can pass a station ivLit IVi nlturA on6lbiUty ' "" to traffic au- remaximum cooperation Increased in Isew tor fell dead hU hand would slip nerhaDS as mUch as any other T?rncA Ttevnolds has greatly " AQ" IthAr the lever and the train would"York's most famous globe trotter off Yet man's lnven- publicity She was for a time gooa is back from another world tour stnn fife etc tion failed' copy but like most sucn usures with spats and monocle TO FLATTER out with the reader Automobile speeding deserves play We are friends m tne New York is the most indifferent nnifif No nd severe nunishment Broadway fashion and her bluff r ot Qn rifles to flattery Tne aver it Yet onnoses this citizen thv -manner has always proved vartv v c zuikci "vCo age ixew leiond— tn nose as a martyr to should be tempered with a little engaging to me xet i aonot asrenman fait filia she represents tne spirit 01 xsroaurnwdAd discomforts ana iore judicial 1—wisaom rrr ' is it sjiiA in no more tvdicui ui But ' Jamboree as niost invariably accepted as gospel that street than an early dawn is he and secretly a pose only citizen nas iu-tl- hiccough To me the real spirit of the rsrAit qq npacock It gives him end chance coart There Broadway is expressed by Buch men in traffic to blase f being or are gooa cuuens as George M Cohan young oeorgie any number But once he Trtnt nt it wonders wouia I beword whose accept over Whitethe Shuberts ana many otn- he York New orav from of policemen er theatrical celebrities wno came that motorcycle a lira cre-- rt and bores everymen honest motor are' cops Many Manhattan's of of obscurity and carved endurTndv with tales thAir rtutv as tney see it out names ninr for themselves with good marvels ing Ttnt thArA are entirely too many entertainment ana duiu great uiea are merely petty grafters us- - tres A gentleman "with Clarence as who uniforms to cioaK tneir rascan Thev made Broadway pay big liis first name had it legally irg ties dKHdAnds and at the same time other day the Perclval changed to world much amusement Somehow it doesn't seem to me he Th other dav I read a letter gave the much accomplished n man frrm n former matter Wlnchell the vaudeville to reformed town has who ahotit id rentlemen with who turned columnist and dancer It VmddiA of his hectic days can tie is the author or a new names If clicked they Fappy firrt I cannot come to hnMr "I handknit-te- d said: regret "Makinff the Odd Whoopee!" Mr own Oscar my these oartv vonr dinner Frankly to them the phrase coined Wlnchell lifter lid goes stove affairs fail to interest me theso "whoopee" New days My affection for you is as rromlnent TVirna vArv (Copyright I92S McNaugnt syn and loyal as ever it was out dicate discarded hat?A telephone virorain their homes save for the strong Inc) our paths are no longer tne same usage as a once looked good I upon rttiartcrs rtrgnt it any one What I know The proportion of automobiles wishes to get in toucli with them time is now utter boredom nuo-hon the installment Plan not do I and sounds this" preachy it must be done by teiegrapn from 7 5 per cent to tu not reduced has am so I want it to aooear Thla has t ia reported t nAr nave ffn woria out to the i reform is proving Vnrinir In hosDitals enmina- the been its by and materialism accomplished Six had enough of matrimonially successful risks doubtful credit of strangely tion nurses wed very rich men who had false pleasures and - ON SPREADS BAN UNIQUE SPEEDWAY IS BUILT Wheels of Autos Run in Big Troughs i TIP and ThA drive runs along the beach nt prn7os Padre and Mustang isl- -omii trt w Aransas Pass a total disUttuw tance of 140 miles The beacn at — tidA in an averatre of 100 as feet wide as hard and as level car Anv light r oanhait Rtreftt will make in excess of 60 miles an hour on it At extreme high tide the beach is25 feet wide and wioom nUSBAXDS riarATice J Bfown Ohio secre nt xtntA renorts many women trv omnll license numbers for ov their husbands' cars He says the small numbers being easily noted and rememberea win Keep m husband along the straight and narrow ADVISES CTTFCIC OX r PAPER PAIRS — (AP) — Tips in hotels still remain such a perplexity for— th newsnaDer Excel— thnr i tnnrista sior has published a scale for the what a French traveller would ex- ' pwt i er " -- X — Handle — ng law-abidi- o A ng sii- si a r " sy o o well-know- t Owners are empliasizing how easily motor cars handle in Qraham-Paig- e traffic— and the relaxation they enjoy in driving the open road A car is at your disposal r Five chassis — sixes and eights — prices ranging from $860 to $2485 Car illustrated is Sedan with Model 614 transmission (standard gear shift) $1295 All prices f o b Detroit 4-spe- ed five-passen- ger -- ' - JrV Plymouth 1 ' nwiiiiii — ' ' - v - ' ' f5Pi ' J" ' Stdan $700 V'' Greater Dollar Value— The Secret of this Car's Amazing Popularity The important difference which people at once recognize when comparing the new Plymouth with the few other cars of its price-clas- s is its greater dollar-for-dollvalue ar To place any of these cars beside the Plymouth is to become conscious immedi- ately of contrasts which merely begin with its full-siz- e and style Riding in the Plymouth you sense at once the Plymouth's fundamental strength and durability as well as the abundant power and speed of its new "Silver Dome" high -- compression engine and the safety of its internal hydraulic 4 -- wheel brakes Give yourself the joy of half an hour's demonstration in the Plymouth We are confident you will declare it as unapproachable in performance as it is in dollar forvalue-giving dollar un-approac- hed -- RHPECKA' uTO GO 2666 Washington Ave p3v Roadster 675 (with rmmbtt $uu) 685 695 Touring Sedan 700 De Luxe Coupe 735 Coupe or (vithmntltMSt) 4-D- Sedan 735 f DttnU dO prie$ rm tltmlrrt Ttymmtti rxUnd th 4mm petition - rtniena of ttmt pwymmu l0 FORD-NELSO- N MOTOR CO INC 9 Phon217 Washington Avenue 2234 " " ' Phone i 140 ' |