| Show THE OGDEN try's national defense while at the same Jime giving the two signatory The Ogden Standard - Examiner STAHDAED-EXAMINE- SUNDAY MORNING SEPTEMBER B The Kind of "Hurricane" We Need Now! "Today" powers full freedom of action in building' up such bulwarks of defense as best suits their needs on A SPEECH FOR 3IEIXON land and sea The president is genPUBUSHINQ COMPANY WORRYING 24000000 J U Eldredge Jr A l Glasmann erous enough not to refer to the TASSO AND TUNNEY Publisher IN JERUSALEM" TROUBLE war debt stilt owing $10000000000 An Independent Newspaper Published every evening and Sunday to the United States arid additional By ARTHUR BRISBANE morning without a muzzle or a club loans of 113000000000 bringing the Matter at total up to $23000000000 but he (Copyright 1928 by The Star Co) Entered as Second-clas- s the Postoffk:e Ogden Utah Secretary Mellon announces he has spoken with the courage of wii make two speeches for RepubEstablished i879 licans in October He might make Calvin Coolidge SUBSCRIPTION PRICES as follows: Delivered by carrier one month ?5c The more we see of our attempts one short and effective "This Republican administration By mail in advance in Utah' Idaho to Nevada and Wyoming mingle in European diplomatic found the United States government Three months $195 affairs e we are convinced in debt sixteen billions for Liberty Six months $360 We have paid half of t"hat One year S700 Washington was right loans Give us a chance and wel'll pay AH other states $100 a month $1200 when he warned us against en- off the other half soon"' one year Member of The Associated Press tangling alliances and Theodore Press NEA Service and Roosevelt was right ?when he told To please American business Mr ponsolidattd A B C Mellon should add to his speech: us to trust in God but keep our S — I expect D V to conThe Associated Press Is exclusively "P entitled to the use for republication powder" dry tinue my work as secretary of the of any news credited to It not other after the 4th of March treasury wise credited in ths paper and also UTAH'S WILD FOWL 192 9 although I ought to be giving' the local news published herein attention! to my own business" SPLENDID RESOURCE Call 252 for All Departments Utah counts among her assets Mr Ozel of Newark sixty-eigthe wonderful heritage of wild game years old picked up a pinochle that has long made this part of hand looked at it twice gazing the double suit of hearts exthe country the mecca of sports- at allone ANGLO-FRENCjack and one queen Then CAT THE' men Not only is the monetary cept he fell dead COMES OUT OF THE BAG value of the annual bag of ducks secret mlM-tar- and geese of considerable importThe Great Newton completing The Franco-Britis- h calculations "which verifying his immortal was smoked ance but the recreational value Is formula agreement of "directly as gravitation Outduring'tbe recent gathering of even greater the mass and inversely as the "When the season opens on water- square of the distance" found his peace delegates in Paris is now shaking so that somebody running helter skelter seeking any fowl Monday morning there will be hands to finish else had convenient cbpseoir hole- in the thousands of men and boys out in He didn't drop dead fortunately ground where it can hide until the the marsh lands eagerly ' waiting Men's interests are of different "present ' diplomatic storm blows for signal to begin the bombard- kinds over ment Hunters of more than ordiAt Lorain Ohio Miss Betty Hey-woo- d This treaty has done much to nary fame come from all over the la In the hospital dangerousProhibition "agents wounded In Bear world to River of nation shoot in ly the the the shake the faith on a car in to have alleged avowed sincerity of France and bay country and this state should which eh© rode fired are in jail They England in their purported5 efforts consider itself fortunate in being thought there was bootleg whisky to keep all civilized nations on a blessed with areas that support in the automobile millions of the fine birds The expeaceful basis There is the fact that 24000000 t was made in secret which is a cellent hunting afforded here makes automobiles are running in the this section worth living in When United States Must they all wonviolation of the Kellogg-Brian- d men of wealth will cros3 the conti- der which one will be shot up next? peace treaty which received such ardent support from France and nent to hunt in our duck lands this Gene Tunney retired heavyWe weight is to be "married in Italy a be must good pretty place rill England' have to go only a few miles to be The youth of our day will add ?it is th child of British diploma- Jn how!" some of the finest shooting "And as The civil ceremony may take cy and France is its where "burning British grounds In the world On can leave place In the housewrote Sir Austen Chamberlain Tasso loved" and poetry The of the noise and the disturbance civil ceremony will bo performed foreign minister who wrote the out an in or hour less be in and city by no less than the podesta of Sor agreement was too "sick" to attend haunts of wild fowl the rento Duke Giovanni Maresca di breathing a the peace conference and sent della Salandra nerves and tired clean air Serracaprilbla soothing nurse-mai- d in The ceremony will take religious the makings for a meal in the sacristy of the chapel place t it was in no way a naval agree- obtaining of roast duck of "Mary Star of the Sea" a fa as France and Engment care of the marsh mous sanctuary taken Properly land are concerned To the con-- : lands will supply good hunting and Changing from fighting to liter ature Tunney will feel at home In an was that agreement trary it good food for years to come At Sorrento There never was a prizeland have could the France biggest the present time a wise step is be- fight there but Ibsen Gorky and army in Europe provided Britain ing taken in establishing resting other modern celebrities have lived there and all the ghosts of classical icould continue to rule the seas and preserves Artificial antiquity haunt it nesting with the largest navy in the world fresh water lakes are being conOn this subject the Chicago Tri- structed of riot Public anger and public shooting Ing in Jerusalemwithjthreats Yom Kip marred bune says: grounds established Rich and poor pur most holy Jewish day At the wailing wall where pious alike will be able to benefit from f If the United States government will surrender naval position the the project now under way at the Jews gather on special occasions a screen separating men from wo British will negotiate with it If it north end of Great Salt lake men demanded by Jewish custom was forcibly removed by police will not surrender the British will WHY BRING ) negotiate against it An English- THAT Jewish and rab UP representatives be man who did differently would to bis British the high protested The land of India as we know commissioner cancelled a run out of office If not off the reception ' is sadly benighted and uncivilized in honor of officers from three island Last warships and plan a pro year for instance 24000 British i ff'lt Franc© had agreed with Great to the league of nations test were therekilled wild by Britain to restrict submarine war-far- people British authorities explain that having refused to do so at beasts and reptiles Snakes alone 1033 Mohammedans 19069 took took lives outnumbering Jews tigers been' Washington that would have ten to one and in Land the Holy an agreement with Great Britain more wolves 465 leopards 218 and objecting to the Jewish screen be fore the wailing wall threatened to The new agreement is not- a deal "crocodiles 140 all the space where devout Isn't it? occupy Deplorable a in' navies by naval powers but Jews and to stone Jewish gather Fortunately we in the United pilgrims deal between a navy and an army The screen was removed to preThat makes it t an agreement by States don't face those dangers We vent loss of life too civilized are and advanced far France against Germany andean for like that anything agreement by Great Britain against Ruling Jerusalem considered a were sure more be To than there "r most difficult post in the days of Great Neither United States the Pontius Pilate the Roman govern United in 24000 the killed people balBritain nor France considered or is not easy now with Moslems automobiles last States year by' so greatly outnumbering Jews ancing up their -- relations to each other either to reduce costs or to But Jn the words of the immortal A feature of this campaign inMr Mack "what's the Idea in bringomit provocations to politicians and mis: teresting t'The spirit of the understanding ing that up?" leading some of them is increased of women and that is what counts is for the "Teach a boy how to blow a saxo- registration more women regisBaltimore In preservation of French army su- phone" says a musician advocating tered than men In New York feperiority on the continent and of instruction in musical instruments male registration has increased British superiority at sea It could for sch-oo-l children "and he never enormously Republicans taking for granted not have any other purpose An will blow a safe!" What was that this registration of women is all agreement which was intended to Shakespeare said about "diseases due to Herbert Hoover's humaniin the war may be services tarian would a balance naval preserve desperate grown?" J too optimistic haVe been with the United States The reasons why young men It was the Geneva failure which Women of Catholic faith feel when they that it is their duty to register and prompted the casting about for must join fraternities go to college are all Greek to some vote in numbers greater than ever v another alliance"? The extraordinary registration of "Jin th3 American note sent to fathers women will not be explained until November Fiance and England denouncing Funny how one can never rememth© whole dirty mess Fresident ber to A first folio Shakespeare about get that furnace repaired and Coolidge has placed on record cleaned until the season for fur- thirteen inches long nine wide and worth as mucjht as a large another historic American docu- nace fires arrives again farm in the northwest'' is coming that it clear made ment lie has from England Many would go to "Ram sale at coliseum" says a see it that might not buy for two tiiese debtor nations have attempted to hamstring the American navy headline What if the printer acci- dollars or read a better edition of Human curiosity is by placing a limitation on" the class dentally dropped a U instead of an Shakespeare of different kinds necessary to this coun A in the first word? Sunday VIorning lreakfast By ROE e j f f H y "There's no Use going against nature Women have always flirted and men have always enjoyed having them do it Don't ask a good hostess to cut out the dessert and serve only roast and Vegetables It's against sall the laws of nature for girls to stop flirting! "It began with Eve in the Garden of Eden With nobody but her husband around Just for the novelty she began to flirt With the devil If they didn't want her to flirt they ought to have located the Gardej of Eden In Ireland where there weren't any snakes "Genesis says they called her woman because she was taken out of man Look around today you will find that what she takes out of man is a plenty! When she flirts and makes him think he is jthe cat's whit-kerhe gets more puffed up than he Is naturally if that is possible then when he finds she Is only playinrwlth him it takes out the egotism with which he is oversupplled by nature "All women flirt Five or fifty they take to it as naturally as a duck takes to going barefoot If they didn't men yould have no use for them It makes a man feel happy and keeps the ifeal husband or swees for fear she will get away frbm him theart on his "Competition is the life of trade and love is womenls trade Jerry took me out to the club as usual last night He hasn't been as nice to me in months as after I gave the gentleman from the squthwest a run around! i the pastor here for dinner a week ago Mother sailed "When at him telling him how much she enjoyed his tiresome sermons' She had him buzzing around like the bee business What was that but flirt- ' :: ing? on out saw house two cJub since thJ weeks I hasn't been "It you s '' s tip-tpe- National Men and Affairs er in-so-f- ar J " f " I e - - s LET1E CONGRESS LOSES A FEW ZEAL-jOU- S REFORMERS OF WASH INGTON—VICE PRESIDENCY IS SOFTEST JOB — t DEMO-BEGIBARRAGE N Gay Efforts to Define Progressive Democrat and Eepublican One Called Cavalry Other Infantry and Third Artillery Ship Used to Illustrate Party Differences in Europe and United States By WILLIAM HARD (Special 'Correspondent of The Standard Examiner) 29— Will ASHINGTON Sept this election make any differ ence in the old definitions of "Republican" and "Democrat" ? This writer is reminded of the countless efforts to which he has listened in Republican houses and in Democratic houses here "n Washington to define "Republican'' and "Democrat" A distinguished Democratic senator is fond of saying over the coffee cups: "The "Progressives" are the cavdialry They got Out first in all ' rections usually wrong and scoiit Then comes the Infantry That'8 th© Democrats That's solidly where the real fight is Then come the Republicans They're the artillery always late and last What they do is to dig themselves in Emplacements for them No origination No front line combat Just settling down in the rear for keeps and holding it and firing off big solemn guns like Hughes" "You're wrong" a cynical Democratic colleague of his likes to say "A Democrat is a fellow who gets into office by announcing Jeffer-sonia- n principles and sometimes stays there by ' adopting Hamilfon-ia- n -- By RODNEY DUTCH ER NEA Service Writer j WASHINGTON Sept 29 — For a few blissful days the good people of Washington who are forever at the mercy of crusading congress inen went happily about in the belief that they had been definitely relieved of four of the most ambitious reformers in congress Final returns from Georgia however showed that Congressman William C Lankford of nosed Douglas had narrowly through in the primaries after appearing to have been beaten Lankford is the author of the Blue Sunday bill which wduld close up everything in the District of Columbia except the chimneys and which causes an annual row at committee hearings Nevertheless It is certain that Congressman T Webber Wilson of' Mississippi and former Congressman William D Upshaw of Georgia will not be among the conmembers of the Seventy-firs- t gress Wilson a handsome pleas ant young man Is the author ji a bill providing a federal magazine censorship board with fearful penalties and drastic restrictions He ran for the Democratic senatorial nomination against Senator Stephens this year and was licked Upshaw is the famous dry crusader who was regarded by both wets and drys as the outstanding fanatic of the prohibition cause unfil the voters unseated him two years ago" He went back after his old job this year and was again defeated in the primaries Congressman Tom Blanton defeated previously in the Texas senatorial race is also ia ? crusading afrefqrmer in Washington's local fairs He is a supporter of Lank-ford'- s bill but has generally confined himself to raising rumpuses in connection with the district government and its police -- Opinions of the Press ' HI ! DRIVERS' DIALOGUES (Los Angeles Times) A certain species of literature has never been chronicled What seems more tragic its terse talk may never be completely caught and preserved Drivers engage in earnest dialogues as they bore their way through traffic They discharge a running fire of comment upon every other driver and pedestrian But there is no Boswell handy to jot it down Some of the keenest wisdom of the world is wantonly wasted A among his disphilosopher may use dignified and controlled-speecand Bergson and Kant ciples but when he drives he opens hi3 cut-ou- t would hardly recognize their highly specialized terms ' If you want to know what you really are steala man's right of way at an intersection You will learn more about yourself in a minute than your wife dare tell you in a year The best of men seem able to do things with higher power tickling their toes on the highway which friends at home But there is usually they would spurn to do among some one breezing around to classify and tabulate them The little snatches caught smell like' burning matches back seat has been so frequently and forcefully The family enlightened on the general situation until it has come to believe the cars on the road are one big circus parade containing all the animals of the menagerie To hear the drivers tell It more hogs are steering cars than could be employed In eating up the garbage of Los Angeles: The emblem of the Democratic party is at the wheel in numerous others little animals that ought to be Possibly the most prolific drivers 'are : confined In airtight compartments The dialogues seem to be monologues but everybody knows that the complementary lines are spoken in the adjoining car If these two streams of liquid lava could be brought together they would furnish bits of drama'with a snap thatwould be classic But as with one end of a telephone conversation the world has to limp along on fragments and imagine the villain's response It is said to tell what he is that no man' is a hero to his valet but we hesitate' to the driver In the other car The naked truth is often released without even a bathing suit on i f - - h in-th- e 4 - NEW YORK— (Special) — The latest thing on Broadway la the price of $3 per seat to see a mo- tion picture This top price was established by the Winter Garden management in booking Al Jolson In "The Singing Fool" The $3 seats include the entire balcony together with front loges on week ends and' holi:v day nights At present scales and performances the Garden will b& $45000 gross weekly on this Vitaphoned production -- " TWO SUBURBS ARE ROCKED BY BOMBS CLEVELAND O Sept 29 — Cleveland (AP) — Two exclusive suburbs were rocked by blasts when bombs planted under a private residence In Rocky River and a apartment in Lakewood exploded within a few' minutes of each other early today Four members of the family of Paul C Hackett were thrown from their beds but escaped serious injury when an explosion wrecked the front of their Rocky River residence Windows in adjoining homes were shattered and several others reported being hurled from their beds practices" "No" says a Republican political enemy and personal friend of theirs "A Democrat is like this: If he sees a man with ' a dollar his first thought Is that he stole it A Republican's first thought Is that the fellow is now eligible to the Republican precinct club" "You're wet about the progressives" a 'distinguished correspond-den- t 29-sui- te ld 1 - t d " ' "I don't care for your arguments!" interrupted Father "I Insist my virtues!" daughter have at least a few of the virtuesi as is All "But flirting is one of the most girls smiled at men from behind their fans They made the beneath their hearts of the young gallants of those days do a pitapatl brass buttons Now about this widow Kimberly who — "i "You are deliberately trying to misunderstand me" complained Father "I didn't know your flirtation was harmless Bat I don't care to have you known as a flirt Nice young men will pass you by A flirt is like a library book men don't take out the same one twice!" "But Father every one flirts The woman may be a shy school girl peeking from behind her geography or she may be a widow like— --" "We might as well end the discussion!" Father announced with finality "I hope your mother will keep an eye on you Not that I think you have overstepped the bounds but I want you to stay sweet and nice as you are naturally I really never worry about you dear""Oh very well Father" answered the Flapper demurely Tm glad and you trust me Mother trusts you too even if youiare so handsome so Interesting that every woman who sees you likes to talk to you and—-- " "No use to discuss it further!" Father rose with his papers and left ' It isn't logic It's sheer supreme genius at not drowning'' "But you're talking of the past" a returned traveler from all around the country remarks "The real genius of our parties is that they are fluid They are not tied to fixed principles or iron traditions They change their forms and their tempers to illustrate new alignments in our lives and to fight out new fights You watch Smith and Hoover and what's happening in thi3 campaign For the immediate future aJDemocrat is a city slicker and a Republican is a rube" "And still I don't know" says ihe foreign diplomat "what to write to my government about the the dividing line of principles between old-fashion- ed - k - room-'- '' " ' " The Flapper looked across the table at her mother They smiled knowingly at each other "What's the big Joke?" asked brother Fred looking from on© to the your parties" Real Estate Transfers other "Yon wouldn't understand loftily Josephine F Olson county recorder reported Saturday tho following real estate transfers: Cleopha Anderson to W J of Blackburn —A part of SW section 20 township 6 north range' 1 west 10 South Ogden Improvement company to Mathew Rouse et al — All of lot 1 block 46 Lakeview addition $1 South Ogden Improvement company to Milton T Jennies et-aAll of lots 9 and 10 block 46' Lake-vieaddition $10 South Ogden Improvement company to Ralph R Kalob and wife Margie et al —All of lots 7 and 8 block 46 Lakeview addition ?10 Frederick At Berrill and wife E Berrlll to J Frank SteMary — of section phens A part of NE 21 township 6 north range 1 west $100 J Frank Stephens and wife Maud N Stephens to Frederick A! Berrill — A part of lot 5 block '"" dear heart" '!' the Flapper answered (Copyright 1928 McNanght Syndicate Inc) NOTICE TO DUCK HUNTERS A The Miller Ponds Vest of Syracijse and two miles south bordering on Great Salt Lake are closed to public duck shooting w of a New York newspaper once put in "The progressives as contrasted to you Republicans arid you Democrats doesn't deserveany more special definition than you do They're built simply upon the plain business proposition that when bootleggers fall outi there's a chance Jfor "But I really want to know" some foreign diplomat will always 16 plat C" $1 interject at this point "Just what really is the difference between your two parties V" FOOTBALL One hears many etrange things over the radio these nights For Instance there v is Congressman Fred Purnell of Attica Ind who 'V says: "I'll tell you' a congressman "Herbert Hoover knows more faabout things than any other living says and proceeds to use his a illustration: vorite Namely ship man" "You people In' Europe have Well howbout Gene Tunney? conservative parties of the 'right' and progressive parties of the "left When a man gets to be vice pres- These when parties are logical But ident he has earned it The vice the conservative crew is In charge presidency is the softest Job in and on deck it all stands on the congress because there are no con- starboard side of the ship and the stituencies or constant fears about ship almost goes over into the sea to worry a fellow and way Then your country rushes there are always plenty of senators that direction and puts the who can sub in: the chair to pre- in the othercrew In but that progressive side over the senate The job is crew then goes andcharge all On stands an honor and the port side of the ship and the unquestionably there's always a chance that somealmost goes down in " that '"dthing w'iH happen to the president ship Your irection ships are Both Charlie Curtis and Joe Rob- always rolling European to side from side inson were tickled silly to get their But look at ours! No matter which nominations Curtis has been of our crews we put in command grinning' his pleasure ever since it has a lot of seamen in it who because he thinks he is as good fight with their comrades and simas elected ply absolutely won't stay on the But how those boys do have to same side of the ship with them work! One finds that the Curtis It keeps the ship level You can't 13 him speaking program "gives turn turtle to the right completely speeches in 18 states In 13 days under Coolidge with Borah sitting Robinson has been plugging away on the port rail sighting Russia with equal vigor See 'That's our American way The parties always make their second-plac- e candidates work like that giving the two leaders plenty nothing to feed on except the daily of rest" between speeches Roose- barrage of propaganda from HooThe Smith velt sold himself to the country ver headquarters while plugging for McKinley in headquarters and the Smith pub1900 Senator Wheeler of Mon- licity forces as well as everyone tana La Toilette's running mate in worth buzzing for a little inside 1924 had to carry a great burden Democratic dope were all in New alone when' La Follette's health York and nearly all the political writers were in Washington broke down So two veteran newspapermen The vice presidential candidate's Charles S Hayden and R M Gates hope of reward is a rest in the- senate but he needs it were recently appointed to open up a publicity office at permanent ("Nine-tenth- s of the political Democratic headquarters which prognosticators make predictions in now issues publicity material siaccordance with their own wishes" multaneously with the New York Bob Owens of offices and furnishes propaganda remarks bolter for southern weeklies and dailies Oklahomaj the distinguished la that The result is that Smith Is get"The strange part of-iting a better publicity break over they're all sincere" 'he country though Hoover is much The Democrats finally got wise more closely identified with Washto the fact that there were two ington in tho popular mind be or three hundred hungry corre cause he has made the capital his spondents down hero who had headquarters four-year-o- we-ha- :''' old-fashion- ion '! $3 PAID TO HEARJ0LS0N - playing - his-stea- 1 j ht step-moth- FULKERSON ttrPEAKING of platinum fox fura and leopard Bkln coats jit's quite chilly this morning Isn't it?" greeted the Flapper as she came in to Sunday morning breakfast "The frost must be on the pumpkin and the corn still gives its shock and — " j "Good morning ! Who was that young man you spenti so much time with at the country club last night?" interrupted Father sternly "Somehow I don't believe I'm going to enjoy this conversation!" r The Flapper looked at her mother "Can't you answer a civil question?" "Yes sir Pardon me! That was Mortimer James a young la wyerV from the wide open towns of the southwest Doesn't hi resemble the' late lamented Rudolph Valentino? " "I don't "know" answered Father "You seemed very much fascinated There are plenty of nice young men around tills city whose parents and antecedents you know I don't see why you should be getting so interested in a young man of whose family you know nothing" "Oh nonsense Father I was only showing him a iood time He j f was a stranger and I took him in I was just flirting wltji him" "That's exactly the admission I wanted ybu to make!" cried Father r to declare myself right now! No daughter p£ mine shall be a want "I T flirt! want you to stop it at once ! It's not nice" "Oh Father don't pull a King Canute ! " pleaded the Flappir "Don't ' try to make fish stop swimming! Don't try to make birds stop flying Don't try to make frogs stop jumping Don't try to male golfers stop the-mor- that-Georg- 1928 SO Syracuse Duck Club SZ4 V SAFETY Fl RSJ Service-Sav- ings SCORED BY OHIO DIRECTOR COLUMBUS Ohio Sept 29 — (AP)— Football has become a heartless machine-lik- e thing at the sacrifice of sportsmanship under the influence of the present age of efficiency in the opinion of Dr John W Wilce director of football at Ohio State university "We're- - getting farther away ev&ry day from the old school that recognized sportsmanship in the game and getting nearer to that ncwechool which deriiands efficiency and a wlnnnlg team at all costs" Dr Wilce said before the Columbus chamber of commerce forum yesterday In recent years Dr Wilce said there has been a tendency to strengthen schedules at Ohio State due to a "demand for financial independence From the standpoint of good football this change should never have been made Department Accounts Checking - 4 Interest 8V w v "a II Foreign Exchange Trust Department Safety - Deposit Doxes Trunk Storage PORTALS to - HAPPINESS In fancy each one of us passes through the doorway to scenes" of pleasure arid lasting security for ourselves and those we love For happiness demands safety V— not merely the fun of the moment You can be happy without being rich— but today security calls for some money in bank as a reserve The pleasures that t help make living worth while come eas- ier if they can be paid for without straining the pocketbook to the breaking f point 1 - - CALLS NOMINEES TOOLS OF CAPITAL' SPOKANE Wash (AP)— -- Benjamin 2fr — Sept' commu- Gitlow nist candidate for vice president in an address here last nLrht attacked the Republican Democratic 'and Socialist parties Wall stiect the supreme court and jails Gitlow said that communists in the United States do not hope to be able to carry their policies through the ballot box but that campaigning "will afford an oppor tunity of inciting workers to an uprising against the capitalists to have them rise and seize the tools of production" ( Russia he asbolsbevism' of The serted is an ideal system and that he intends to bring it into the Herbert Hoover United States and Republican standard hearer canAlfred E Smith Democratic didate for president were called the "tools of capital" by the ' ! 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