| Show on onit it captin ui h n A go good d story has ben bea told of a lisping offin officer in the U S been victim victimized izod by a brother 0 officer gho who h 0 was wa noted for his cool da de liberation and strona nerves and his getting gretting square witham with hm in the following manner the cool joker a captain was always quizzing the thi lispin lisping tr officer ii lieutenant for his nervousness W why lly fly sud deorie day ay in the presence prence 1 of his comalli is gaall all ali rion tion nonsense senser I 1 tell teil you lieuten int no brave rn mm in will be nervous swell twell wells inquired hs ills lispin friend how would Y you u do abell with wilh an inch fullee drop drip in a high walled angle in bil had viken aleen alien thelt fhelt shelter er from franr a ii company of tharp chood rth and aba where it wath th ertain if you yon put your dud get peppered how said the captain winking at atthe the circle why take takli it cool and spit on the fusee obe ohe the party broke up and all retired for the night except the patrol I 1 the next morning a number ot of solders were assem assembled bied blea and igil talking int t in clusters when along al came the lisping lieutenant lazily opened his eyes cypa lie ile remarked ked 11 1 I want to try an experiment thith morrS morns ng I 1 and thee liow Jiow I 1 cool you vou can be 4 I 1 1 1 saying isalin which he walked deliberately rp fin ta the he fire I 1 dpn the hearth and placed edir ip its hottest center renter a powder canister and instant ly retreated there was wals but hut one m mode de of eresa egresh grom from the quarters quarter and that thai was upon uron the parade ground the rear being built up for defence the occupant took on e glance at he fihe can canister ister istee camprell com comprehended prell preil knifed ills his s situation and in lit it moment dashed at thedoor the door bu but ata it was fastened on the outside charie riet ime ine octif out if you love ioie nna me shouted a the captain j 0 f o on shouted he in not ot a ril rii momen dherit was to be lost ll 11 he hid had at first snatched an ket iet to cover hla hia egre egres but now dropping it he raised the widd window div and out he boun bounded ded ains sans cu culottes lottee sans sars everything every esery but a very short undergarment under garment and thu thus s with hair I 1 almost on fad he dashed upon a full parade ground aw A sho shoat shout ut arose in the bar barracks reeks racks to see what was vas ther the matter maiter and the di dignified g unified captain pulled a tall sergeant serce berge ait alt in jn front of him to hide himself 1 wily why din ll 11 you ou thit on it inquired he lieutenant 4 if ae C 1 r were rio sharp in front 1 to stop ar 0 retreat at y an answered sw red the captain I 1 all I 1 botlo tha 1 then ith ald sald aid said he lieuten ant that itha bought youg ht t charey have done aror itra iad ill lil thwart there aith tingle IL gram araan arain of 01 po powder 4 in iw itt jl i ta 0 f n tile the captain has never spoken aga ner nei i dilce mee i f i |
