| Show I Sartorial Problems on The Presidential Breakfast The forthcoming RII of the lh pi evi evident dent d nl ot or time the United States In our midst ml ll ait as country correspondents are prone to denominate their II 1111 liar has h d a R little In two net It I he H It comedy corned bemuse It ha line Hi its I funny spots and d It Il U is drain be beCaUSe Cau CaUSe o It U Is le tinged with tragedy ely unit and nd even eve II pathos The persona Include a stall mall carrier a R hypothetical hYl Invitation committee n R well politician who tIO trill be unidentified HI a 11 Join JollI Doe Dot a who tOt for th the eK of ot thIs exposition will be known an as Itoe Itus and anil a widely advertised tailor taller who will be bf ll t d tl das as all 11 Howard Hoe liesa a new M om r In lit the lie alias family fandl ra II The fht wife nf of John Juhn Dot Doc should hould probably be he Included for she h whores liberally lly in the pathos of or this offering Here In Is I the scenario libretto bonk book and score The curtain rises 11 with n It mall mail cornier carrier en an Invitation to lu the Ih Tat TArt breakfast at 01 a the lie Ih Commercial club dub He Ire U is walking In through h the th front pie gate of at the loc Doc home He lie I l Is greeted by Mrs Don Doo In hr n s gingham woo WIIO says nod morning und and takes i t je letter to her husband who for tor the mo eta moment ment hi his hili gastronomical diver diversion diversion sion Ion with his hll ham bent and eggs egg gill to peruse peru e etho the tho missive Ah Alt this IK Is he says with witha a grin overspreading o hit his face to l I 1 nm nm Invited to take breakfast fa II I with Irel Ireal dent Tuft Tail ho confides confide to his hili wife with withA A 1 show of oC the delight that thul Is his hl In ht being belne recognized ns as one of ot the leading politicians of his hll district But Hut dearie dearle you ou have nothing to wear said MIR Mm s Doe this tits naturally an as a 0 barrier to social progress In this thle direction Well Vell this la Is un tin opportunity of A I lifetime and I must pet get Humouring It night might mean tan lilY inv political demise demlar If 1 Inclined John and alar thai his ICe aw saw things tho thin xtun way a Neglecting to do full rull Justice to 10 his hiM and eggs and coffee IIA A m hel into tnt ilia hili coat hue his hi wife meantime hand handing ing In lit hint him tn hl his hili hat and a II CRt car ticket He lie H was tuna on a ear car ar forthwith hued and alighted won urn after at Rt hoes Hoen clotting clothing emporium retorted to U by sophomores ui as u a rugs mf shop hol Don DOli wafted a It adress dress suit lull and he wanted It In iii a R hurry The tailor being proceed for tune time he h could nat supply tI the till guy gay WI apparel In amplo time and Ani Doe Doc was 1111 forced to flea fl nt to a downtown haberdasher r The Th haberdasher ha saw him mining milling and atul Doe Do ordered the tho following I full ruu dress coat ISM I Full dro dress droe s vo vest t H 1 air full dress trousers trou 1050 A It I on above lM 1 Boiled Balled lII d shirt 88 e eI I White bow how tie Ut tied So III IIII I Hot Rei pearl 1 etude TR 16 Ii IiI I Ret net pearl links 75 71 I l lr silk sock ock socks 1 t a o ii iiI I 1 Pair Pa Ir patent pR l nt leather shoes 4 I 40 30 sl slI I 1 Top To hot 7 j I II I luvernNe T II coat cent Ia t Jr SO SOI 00 t I Pair IRI white kids JIOM f 4 i 1 Walking t 1 Total Tot 1 Doe wrote out his hili chock for and 1111 giving 1 U to he thin clerk clrk said raid timidly that the till balance due dUll would be pall paid Ort Oct 1 I During the th entire day 11 floe Doe tift sat at I Ht at athis his hi desk In to a fever of excitement and anticipation He 11 could 1 hardly horl work ork but never n a n word wor l did he any lIB to those IhM about him or the tha Joyous moments he hewa was wae wa to realize Saturday morning Meantime a delivery b 11 Is 1 had ap appeared reared at the th Doo Doe home This Thin ww was In Inthe Inthe inthe the third set act showing an Rn Interior view of ot the Doe Do domicile The delivery deliver bo boy doe doea not appear on tho the stage tail a II stage stagehand stagehand hand ringing the property door hell bell beland belland helland and handing a properly property box through the tle half opened oWned portal to tn Mrs Doe Dot Sha Shia noted the name on nn the box but bu ltd IUd not dare op open ri It So do ahe he took It II In to Inand Inand and laid It on the big hie hl chair In tn the sitting room roost to await the coming of or orthe the mauler master of or the home on tho the 6 0 car John Doe arrives Upon his hilt arrival he hI brought with the cane smite smile he hI wore ore when wIlen he hI nm first read the invitation or at least leant one lust jut like ilkI the one he h wore then He tIe kl wife with the same came vim vier 1111 he need to indulge In when he was wart on hi his honeymoon end straightway betook himself elC Into the th sitting room and a thence to the bedroom not pausing long enough ellou h In any anyone one spot to let the good wife get In a n word ord edgewise Dashing his 1111 office coat std and vest vast list off I and Into his new and ivna to matoh with the alacrity of a l fireman Doe Dol shortly re reappeared I appeared arrayed in all hits his finery a ata faded ta pink shirt showing In lu vait 1 I ex ox expanse through the new ne vest eat eatWell Well Vell I 1 guess trUe we 6 will go to the breakfast Me fe and Taft will both be ho bethere there lie JIO ald proudly as All he poised gracefully on cn the threshold of the tho din dinIng lug Ing room mom where the good food wife was wae seated lI 41 McCair McCalls Bazaar In Inan Inan an un effort to find a pattern for a now new ne to go the brown waist ltd did hI service last Insl fall fallani Ong ani T us as they tho w say y In Oak Oakland Oakland land Mrs Doe DOl had hail confided her secret tf to Mrs Hoe Itne her slater who ho was as All In a abridge abrl abridge bridge ge dub club and did charity hartl work tin JIJI a pastime and who 00 was wan also Ilso looked u ulna n nan an a somewhat of an arbiter l of r fA fashion hion She Rile had absorbed a fund of or information from lief hue on the till proper attire for fot a formal morning breakfast and so o he site hewus u us prepare prepared 1 to jive give Doe a n little Kittle Infer lion on the subject Hut Johr dear you wear evening e p lollies mothes In to the tiro morning Ilich ard an lays 1 that tho the only Oil nun lath m n who wear evening lothes In the morning are ate those Iho e who have unduly prolonged the night and nd show how up UI at nt three moons on Oh the he front fn porch with a 1 portion of ot their heir parcel left And An besides If It you ou havo hao iao all ull those new ne clothes 1 gue i 1 I will have to do with my roy old skirt and wake make Ia t year ears Mr hint hat over owr This Thill was Wall Bald ald with that faraway y dle Interested led wistful look a it 1 knows hl how i l and amid whet whon holl lo to wear Johns face laet was ID a pathetic sight to 10 ape ee I And 1111 then thell the tho curtain goes to down for forthe forthe the he fourth act which 1 I is the Ihl next mo J tu ng g with Ith the tile same stage ns as In ht the time tint net Hoot John and Mary are again hU big ng In the festive ha ham n and eggs reft and Ibis Ihl morning the tv tam bam m wu was vu too loo salty 1 und and touch tough the eggs eg were Ie some somewhat what antique lId and the tho coffee was wan Wll bitter nil fill tp tl John Johns palate Ile though Mr Mrs 1 Duo X XIe e ate ale them with quite tulto Ulle II a i relish After leaving the trout front door in Itt a hurry and ranching r the John hud hOld 1 tn in the clerk Mrk lh tilt rho lo to which he Its was wan 8 Invited Hulled and nn naked asked If It h he could set fit him IunI right Time The clerk take lake the dress I u suit null bak b bu W k though thoum e It had bad beer been altered but he be could lit fit him bin out cut with the proper m at lit a ml list lit III fir f KC UG John Juhn to keep kep the U full r regalia loft hut not to 10 get 1 Ih other inches I A As he the Ihl curtain goes goen down on ma mathe the he last lait net art 1 it shows shown the mall nahl a letter In to n iry h r ll pants nl tf seC r l r nf or the Ihl h hit the In to he h nn rn Important f for r Ural lv hour hur ur and day III Non chic IMe Ive Ii h liy nature nal oral ami tint not having dreamed Brut th II matter waiter of or dr dress M emu ul Id 1 out cut such suchA 1011 A figure In A social function had pros pro procured cured from the IIII haberdasher a list or of correct figs for a morning breakfast h r read ad In the daytime after arter afternoon afternoon noon affairs smith and The Ih double breasted or ur Ut uta funk flock I rest OHI In to ulu k Kr gnus k null black LiUtIk blacket 01 et fin fatt y waistcoats of rein KOin light d fabric faucy putt purr rt four hi or oi 11 I is M WS rol fJ ol tar talent l leather shoes elites 11 sat 1111 UK tier auk Ik hat lilt with will fm fm K end lid derby with Ith o raty Jut hut the neighbors neighbor e My y that t t I III u I none Dots II exists J I MI Me M II I Mrs AI John One Doe n will 1 ma nv a t ultimately will n o li 11 their home agate again R ln |
