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Show THE Page Two 7 Sun-Advoc"ONI MWinm, apply for the required fertilizer. ate Hal G. MacKnicht, Publisher Alex Beni, Jr., News Editor Mrs. Helen Smith, Society Editor Jirrs Castle Mkrlkne Southworth Carma Simmons Gate le Sunnyslde-Sunnyda- .Standardviile Hiawatha Spring Canyon Dragerton Rains Wellington Mrs. D E. Vance Bessie Roberts Bonnie Lewis Wanda Peterson PKm weeks. do something? Blivets. ASSOCIATION 'v Thornwall Dear P. ITS WONDERFUL! 1950, appendix of the Con- OmcE op the Director, Payroll Division, Redistribution Bureau, i Wash- ington, D. C. Dear Sir: After submitting it tor my endorsement, my employer as usual sent my pay check to Washington last week to cover my participation in the federal-benefi- ts program. But something must have happened to it. Anyway, I havent received my certificates of entitlement for this week. My wife needs an Infected tooth pulled but cannot get an appointment with the United States dentistry office here without her certificate for this week. The Dry Gulch Valley Authority has threatened to shut off my electricLy if I dont turn in my certificate showconsumer. ing I am a paid-u- p Also, until I can show my entitlements for this week, my credit has been cut off at Brannan Memorial Delicatessen No. 82A, I cant get a pair of shoes my boy needs from the Federal Clothing Allotment Administration branch here. I cant make the next payment on my house to the Bureau of Housing and I cant get credit for the second-quartpremium on my Government life insurance. While I am writing you, I would like to take care of a couple of other matters. Since I have been authorized by the Bureau of of Employment Assignment to raise a half-acblack-eye- d peas in my back yard, I would like to er 7 re road'' -- Tie Sum mod TFt Newt-- A Jet tele W. Fred Keller, district at California. They about two weeks. ITS THE BIG ECONOMY PACKAGE! a Henry Ruggeri, Price attorney, days in Salt Lake tor low-pric- a "lifeguard tha.s tell her about spent several City last week on business Mrs. C. M Stringham and chilwill return .he last of the week from a visit with relatives at Manti. dren them." King-Siz- Only car Is low-prk- receivo "Fashion Award! Fords the onty car on the road to receive the New York Fashion Academy's coveted Yea, Festoon Car Medal two years In a car to receive U, everl o Mrs. Milton Olsen has been visiting relatives in Emery county since school closed. E. M. Sumner is enjoying a visit from his mother who has been making her home in Salt Lake City. extravaa-complain- the husband, u e thing should happen to mi would probably have to be?" Id get by, snapped hut1 The Mayor of Price says that folks are looking forward to the Look at all the experience :i time when Uncle Sam will live within his income and without When a mountain prein theirs. came to call he was surprised S find his parishoner attired Mary had a little lamb, Some salad and dessert; heavy mourning. My good:, Then gave the gob the wrong sister, has your husband died!" i asked. address. Oh, no, not this one," & s The dirty little flirt! S plied. But hes beennaggma botherin me so much that I sa back into mourning for mj Li husband. S-- S- S-- S-- S-- S- Price City Prissie says: T--. have almost reached the pi Typographical error in print: where marriage is considered ti The following appeared In a ficient grounds for divorce From where I sit ..Jy Joe Marsh Why "Moose" Changed His Mind Last week, parents were calling Jackson on the phone and kids were hooting at him in the streets. AH because Moose fenced in his field near the depot, where the kids like to play ball. Moose got sore the way folks Neil M. Madsen came back acted refused to budge. Then Doc from a trip to Moab and went to Sherman, who likes to play center-fiel- d Salt Lake early in the week to himself sometimes, decided to talk politics. He and Secretary "use a little psychology. Robinett have called a county Over a friendly glass of beer at convention of the Democrats for June 10 to select delegates to the Andys Garden Tavern, Doc says, Sorry this came up. Moose. We state convention. were thinking of asking you to umpire what with your professional Mrs. J. W. Hammond will entertain the Ladies Aid society at her home this afternoon. Copyright, experience and aU." (MoomiwI to play a little semi-pr- o bill) That did itl Next day Hook pit up a stile over his fence. It reton the kids promised not to coomui damage. From where I eit, wha you try to understand the other M lows point of view like hit p sonal preference for beer or eoffn and then take into eonsidentia the will of the majority, why,tUni seem to go better all erotui Moose 1950, United States Bremen hmisss and holiday engine I order your case of Coke now .be prepared for refreshment and hospitality with Body I car with low-prke- d Brakes I Tripp are treats with features Ilka easier-actin- g Ford's bit 36 brakes to lake the work out or driving and your non-sa- g foam rubber drivers seat to Danish fatigue. Trips are treats, too, when you see how far you go oe to little gas and ok row... the only YOUR FORD DEALER'S AT "TEST DRIVE" THE 24 S.O.A. UNITED MOTOR CO. 280 EAST MAIN ' CHECK YOUR CAR Bottle Case Flue Dapoait PRICE, CHECK ACCIDENTS UTAH & i c. 1: S Welded, body scientifically reinforced for strength for quiet Quality coach work and baked on enamel mean long Ufa high resale value. Only 0ver ,, the secret In, Youre terribly e Ford only Ford-- In field the odors you the smooth, spirited performance ot e t engine. Yet s Ford 8 is yours lor hundreds of dollars less than any other Eight Yes, even hundreds less than most Sixes. Only very often.. a cor with d Ah, S i ei ki For the week-en-d Only yes And yet you get quickly? S-- V; will be gone Oh Thats lovers lane. S-- Mr. and Mrs. George Wallace Mel Lowe is expected from Los of Price and Mr. and Mrs. C. W, this week to again bePeterson of Kenilworth left Fri- Angeles come a Price citizen. day for a vacation tour through Miss Evelyn Miller, daughter of bon county commencement Mr. and Mrs. J. Rex Miller, for- mer residents of Price, came down from Provo Friday for the Car No. Then why did she say been thiough the mill. TWENTY YEARS AGO Frem iW Filet t S-- Gil-mo- ur Extra-Curricul- ar 1 Ca vUiM Miss Gladys Nelms left WedMr. and Mrs. P. K. Nielsen and family motored to Salt Lake City nesday for her home in Caldwell, Idaho. She visited with her girl recently. friends for ten days after the closMany social T. J. Parmley of Salt Lake City ing of the schools. Dear Mr. Glivens: As per your request, 103 pounds of fertilizer is being shipped to you express visited relatives in Carbon coun- affairs were given for Mijs Nelms collect. before she left for her new home. ty this week. Cromwell C. Compost Department of Utter Fertility E. M. Williams, music instrucJ. W. Whitmore of Nephi is in tor at the Carbon high announces the city this week looking after Division. Director, Payroll school Dear Sir: Whats the matter with you people? the opening of a summer26 at the business interests. He is a great admirer of the Price booster's Monday, May out now beginning I wrote Im A month has past since you. of a job and living in a tent on the courthouse Price Central school. spirit. lawn. Cant even get unemployment compensation M. A. Harrison, local manager because youve got my records all tied up. I beg The social committees from the for the Singer Sewing Machine Price Sorosis and from the Civic you get this mess straightened out. Thornton P. Blivett. company, spent several days of club entertained at five hundred Wet Rock, Ark. last week in the Uintah Basin on Wednesday evening at the home business matters. of Mrs. A. D. MacLean The parC. Spivens, Thorny Wet Rock, Ark. ty this week closed the social afDear Mr. Spivens: After a thorough check of Glen Bryner returned to Price fairs of both for the summer. Monday after a trip of a month your records, we fail to understand your trouble. According to our files, you died February 16 last and a half on the Pacific coast. Mr. and Mrs. J. M. Whitmore year. were hosts Friday evening to Such being the case, you will report Immediately J. Bracken Lee was a business dinner club members and a to the public embalming administration branch of- caller in Salt Lake City the fore their friends. Tables were arfew fice nearest your home. part of the week. ranged for bridge and honors In your case, this office is located in Formalde were awarded to Mrs. Mat hyde, Arizona. Miss Lucille Bartlett is visiting and to Dr. F. F. Fisk. Mrs. We hope this takes care of your case. We have Vernal. A. D. Sutton of Provo was honbeen happy to assist you, and assure you that any friends and relatives in future business you may have with our department or Other guests included Miss Fern Ballinger and Miss Mr. guest. will be just as speedly consummated. and Mrs. W. F. Olson, Mr. and Myrtle L. Ross received diplomas Mrs. George H. Miller, Mr. and Clifton Q. Buncstarter, from the Holy Cross hospital Mrs. L. A. Federal Benefits Administration McGee, Mr. and Mrs nursing school. They are both of J. W. Hammond, Mr. and Mrs. Price. torney, spent several days Orson T. Brooks, Mr. and Mrs. Price recently on district court Mat Gilmour, Dr. F. F. Fisk, and matters. THIRTY YEARS AGO C. S. Price. March 28, 1960. 717 , S-- S- Blivens, Wet Rock, Ark. Blivens: In answer to your request In the May 8, gressional Record appeared a unique article Director, Payroll Division. printed by request of Rep. E. C. Gathings of Dear Sir: Im now down to 103 pounds and bare Arkansas, taken from the Blythville (Ark.) foot. For goodness sake, do something! Even if iti Carrier News, describing by 19G0 what it only getting my name right. Thornton P. Blivett. would mean if a citizens life is regimented Wet Rock, Ark. inThis is the by government. particularly teresting to those who have tried to do busi- Thornley E. Glivens, ness with federal bureaus : Wet Rock, Ark. ( The talkative lady , her husband about ners of a recent woman yawned once whi!. r talking to her, she ; d ten yawned times. Perhaps she wasnt Howdy Folks Our philosopher dear, the husband said The man who she wanted friend says: tsay somettuj women claims to understand cant probably means that his hearing over how is good. and your wife get along S you ever have differencJ is there a factory on that Blivett. of April 9, 1958, please find enclosed the govern ment manuel on Sex Life of the Female Night Crawler in Lower Slobovia. Oliver H. Ringworm Department of Animal Husbandry ( S The people on Report that itmystreel Whether more are By automobiles or S-- S- Z. Mr. S-- p3e Convicts Evade Hung Headline in paper. And my name is not Thornwall T Thornton nounced there SJJUtfi My electricity has My family is starving. felt the pat lends - IUI been shut off. My wifes jaw is infected, my in surance has been canceled and the government is threatening to foreclose on my house. Cant you NATIONAL CDITO RIAI ASSOCIATION WELFARE DECISION Director, Payroll Division. Dear Sir: Its been two weeks since I resub' mitted. Im now missing certificates for three 09 TMfr WfMBHl UTAH STATE VERY DIFFICULT Thornwall T. Blivets, Wet Rock, Ark. Dear Mr. Blivets: Yours of the 28th instant re ceived and noted. However, you failed to submit your correspondence in octuplicate so as to provide copies for each of the organizations mentioned in your letter. Kindly resubmit your letter thus in order that all items may be properly channeled. . Quacmire K. Grapht, Director, Payroll Division, Redistribution Bureau. P. S. You are cautioned to note closely the. car' bon-pap- er ration tor your district for the current month and penalties for exceeding same. Q. K. G. General Excellence Award, National Editorial Association, 1949 Iiiuid Eviiv Tnunidav By Thi CARBON COUNTY PUBLISHING COMPANY Entered at the poatoffice at Price, Utah, as second class matter under act of March 3, 1879. Subscription rata $3.00 yearly In Utah; $3.00 yearly outside state. Josephine Agnes S. A Thornton P. Blivett Wet Rock, Ark. 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