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Show I "xjESDAY, JULY 31, 1951 The Dragerton Tribune, Dragerton, Utah Page 11 Frock for Mature Figure Is Cut on Simple Lines Thats Right Stumped I think men should wear someMy dachshund died. Too, bad! What happened? thing to show theyre married. He met his end going around Women wear rings to. show tree. married. theyre Men wear something to show theyre married. They wear last a ONCE OVER Senatorial Duel H. I. Phillips of the duel A ofreturn curbing the as a means of a not cracks be defamatory might bad idea, several U.S. Senators have agreed, calling attention to the days when a scurrilous attack brought the challenge, the woodland meeting and pistols at 20 paces. It is hard to picture it in these weird days of the loose lip, the free wheelrouing slur and the anything-goe- s tine in debate and discussion. A duel today would take on the aspects of a combination circus, movie premiere and street-corntelecast. It would be a photograSECRET AGENT . . . Mrs. Mary phers holiday, with the duelists M a r k w a r d, Cbesterbrook, Va,, forgetting what they came for. We can fancy the meeting, play by housewife, who served as undercover agent in the Communist play: 1. Senator Whipple calls Representative party for six years for the FBI, Pottle a liar, a traitor, testifies before house and an heel. Senator Potactivities committee. tle consults his political advisers to see if thats bad. 2. Pottle challenges Whipple to a duel. His press agents distribute lis life story to all press associa'"'c tions, with emphasis on his impor-anc- e to the republic. i 3. Whipple accepts the challenge on the Meet the Press program. ' V' . 4. Pottle suggests a fight in the ' s "J' vt woods. Whipple opposes it on the ground anything like privacy must se avoided. Whipple agrees. 5. They decide to meet in the Rose Bowl. 6. The duel is postponed 10 days o take proper care of video cover.4 age. 7. Representative Pottle wants o shoot at Whipple under the sponsorship of a leading brewery. Senator Whipple says he has already entered into negotiations to riddle DISCHARGED . . . Stanley Ambor-sk- i, Pottle for a cigarette company. smuggled out of Ft. Leonard 8. A manufacturer of razor Wood, Mo., by his parents, who blades outbids both, provided the charged he received improper men will fight at close range with medical care, has received a med- the sharpest edges ever honed. With him is his ical discharge. 9. They compromise by signing wife, Shirley, who is to open fire under the combined happy at his discharge. sponsorship of Flaky Crumblettes, years clothes. disher-outer- s What Well, but his I dont . Mixture kind of a dog is it? his father was an airedale, mother was a female, so just know what he is. ... 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