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Show PAGE FIFTEEN THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAn Tuesday, April 4, 1950 ty dark SUNNYSiDE tVt GOT A COMPLAINT, SNODGRASS IMPOSSIBLE THOSE CRACKERS YOU SOLD ME TASTED LIKE A MOUSE RESIDED IN YOUR CRACKER BARREL 1 ). I Moos TUAT3 WHERE THE CAT SLEEPS I.. ,1 JH Rice Snacks Rice Curls is a new snack food prepared from ground rice. Tt was developed through research by the U. S. Department of Agriculture. A Advertising Something which makes one think hes Ion ged all his life for something he never even heard of before. 1 When two people make a mistake and one of them continues to pay for it. Alimony By Len Kiel VIRGIL Budget A method of worrying before you spend instead of after. FREED FROr.1 CRAMPING LAXATIVES Thanks from the bottom of my has done heart for what ALL-BRAfor me. No more medicines or consti- pation cramps since I N started eating every dayT Israel Baum, 3601 W. N ALL-BILA- By Bert Thomat WYLDE AND WOOLV II? LIKE TO GO TO THE DANCE TONIGHT, BUT I'M AFRAID OUR OLD NEMESIS, DISMAL DAN WILL BS THERE a gun, but DONT own I YOU CAN CHECK MY SUNGSHOT! Roosevelt Road, Chicago 24, III. Just one oj many unsolicited letters from ALL -BRAN users. If you suffer from constipation due to lack of dietary bulk, try this: eat an ounce of crispy Kellogg s N daily, drink plenty of water I If not completely satisfied after 10 days, return empty box to Kellogg's, Battle Creek, Mich. Get DOUBLE YOUR MONEY BACK! ALL-BRA- I .non Oho Shops Cash and Garry Without Painful Backacha By MELLOnS BOUFORP THETEE GENUINE SOLD TO THE HMMM-.DI- YOUNG MAN WITH TVS SMIUNG FACE D J HE USHT IT WlfH A WELDING I TORCH? ANTIQUE ANOIEONS. WASHINGTON BUILT A FIPS ON T 7 THEM ONCE... If As ws get older, atreea and strain, orer exertion, axcewiva smoking or exposure to cold aometimea alowa down kidney function. Thla may lead many folka to complain of nagging backache, loca of pep and energy, headaches and dlxxineaa. Getting up nights or frequent passages may result from minor bladder Irritation duo to cold, dampness or dietary Indiscretions. If your discomfort are due to theoo causes, don't wait, try Doan'a Pills, a mild diuretic. Used successfully by millions for ever 50 years. While these symptoms may often otherwise occur. Its amaxing how many times Doan's give happy relief help the 16 miles of kidney tubes and filters flush out waste. Get Doans Pills todayl Bonns Pills By THE OLD GAFFER I Pay Hunter REALIZE THAT YOU AND I ARE TOTAL STRANGERS, BUT - - - SIR. I Ono application MAKES FALSE TEETH FIT for tho iifo of your pistes By Bud Fisher Bird a couple ofoh MONTHS AGO IN VOUR PET SHOP SAID SHE WOULD TALK AND SHE AIN'T SAID A WORD VOU SAV. VOU'RE THE GU WHO SOLD ME THIS VEH HOW'S , VET SHE SHOULD HOW DO T KNOW IF SHE'S ASHE TALK SHE A FEMALE AND NOT A THE BIRD? HE? EASY GET A FEMALE IF IT EATS THE MALE 1 v ,VDULLHAVEy ttell ITS IF A WORM aSHE.and ISA MALE WORM WORM AND A MALE WORM AND GIVE 'EM TO VOUR PARROTJ HOW CAN IF IT EATS FEMALE? THE FEMALE trs a HE TO TAKE THAT UP WITH THE WORM STOREJ tONLVSELl BIRDS; .if V results from six months to s year or longer. Ends forever mess end bother of temporary plications that last a few hours or days. Stops ipping, rocking plates and tore gams. Eat anything. Talk freely. Enjoy the comfort thousands of people all over the country now get with Brimms F'lasti-Line- r. losy to le-fi- l or Tight on Felso Tsefh Pemonventiy Tasteless, odorless, harmless to you and your Users plates. Can be removed ay per directions. tat anything. " Monty hath says "Nsi i $2.25 gnaranitt, I1.2J for liner for one plate; for both plates. At your drug store. - tn s? isrtywwwyywwwfewftwt. . im By Charles Kuhn GRANDr.lA THERE. THATU TEACH HIM T CHEW HOLES h-- little MAYBE poor FELLER HE WAS HUNGRY BY JINGOES, NOTHIN IS GONNA STARVE AROUND GRANDMAS HOUSE Higher wages.,. Shorter hours . More and Better goods for everyone , IN MY PANTRY BY TEAMYOIUC .it TO PRODUCE MORE EFFICIENTLY FOR EVERY HOUR WE WORK JJi.faz , w;V .1 V ifllBtSP - |