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Show v PAGE SIX r THE DRAGERTON TRIBUNE, DRAGERTON, UTAH grffFfffr Tuesday, May 4, 1948 jOf&5, i ft s:,r-- m VM, r&'X- - I i :-- ? J BEST-LAUG- HS OFTHE WE EK IHJLUSS Emergency Exit person ensmall town where several fires had occurred and applied for a room at a price which entitled him to lodging on the A TALL, tered a hotel gaunt-lobkin- g In a top floor of the house his Among belongings the proprietor noticed a coll of rope, and asked what it was for. "Thats a fire escape, said the man, "I carry one with me so I can let myself down from the window '' without troubling anyone. j "Good plan," said the landlord, "but guests with fire escapes like that pay in advance at this hotel." By Ernie Bushmiller THE BIG BORE The club bore was boasting of his ability to distinguish between different beverages Finally one of the listeners took a flask from his pocket and asked ,th? .oonnmsseur to taste it and - tell him what it was The man tasted a mouthful and promptly spat it out. "Great Scott, he cried "Thats gasoline! I know, came the bland reply, But what brand MISSED An Irishman with the British expeditionary force was tell.ng his friends of his narrow escape at Dunkerque The bullet went in me chest and came out me back, Pat said. answered his friend, But, it would go through your heart and kill you. But me heart was in me mouth, came the quick reply WANTED TO BUY WE BUT AND SELL Office Furniture, Files, Typewriters, Adding Machines, Safes, Cash Registers. SALT LAKE DESK EXCHANGE 121 South State St., Salt Lake City, Utah SEEDS, PLANTS, ETC. Tomato, Cabbage and Broccoli Plants, 100 postpaid 11.60 : 1.600 collect (7.50. Sweet Spaaiah or Crystal Wax Onion Plants. 60 postpaid 11 60: 1.000 collect 18 00. LAKE MEAD FARMS, Overton, Nevada. HELP WANTED The Salt Lake Tnbane has openings for a reporter and a copy reader ef two or moro years experience. Will also .consider placing a beginner with good educational background. Address inquiries with full information to Managing Editor, Salt Lake Tribune, Sait Lake City, Utak. MISCELLANEOUS Roll Developed t Overnight Service, Print. All si see 2Sc. Each. Jnmbc Enlarrtmcnts 5c each. Fox Studior, Billing!, Montana High-Glo- ss Sc HELP WANTED Rrlatred Nonet, with full maintenance. 826. Malad City, Idaho. WOMEN hospital, SICS Writ Supt. Bex FARM MACHINERY ft EQUIPMENT Tractor, T. D. 81. International Diesel crawler. tt4 ft. Wheatland plow. Kenneth Hoyt, Nephl. Utah. Phone I0I-eve a. or Write. BUSINESS INVEST. OPPORTUNITIES Crescent City Oh. of the largest and beet Income aute eourte la thla uiy. 1 unlta, Plus I room house aad large coffee shop wit apt. for operator. Price 000. Terms. E. Thompson, Licensed Reellit, Estate Broker. 708 J. St.. Crwent City. Calif. FARMS FOR BALE rAA-Wrt- ts as roe TOFK W- tOKUATtOS aa lint nttltmcM epport unities. JTffUJt tolls. Retioniblf pries d. C. F. Cc a VtU, Caatdita Ptei&s fitiieay, Vtttouttr, B G. THAILER HOMES FOR CONSTRUCTION WORKERS W. are haadqu.rt.rt for trailer homes md have a large stock of new and usad trailer homes. ROYAL WHIRLABOUT COLUMBIA SCHULT XEVTMER For your convenience trailer market re located In M-iKiB- ? JESSE M. CHASE, Inc. - |